This week two beautiful immaculate women judge a book by its MFing cover and rate perfumes according to their outsides. Listen along as our little aesthetes share the frags they bought just for the bottle and discuss whether the juice inside stacks up. The GuGu dolls review a Patti LaBelle perfume, ponder a desexualized scent, sniff a frag that smells like Fun Stripe gum, and reveal an iconic Billy Madison bottle. All that plus Chloe's indecent Uber proposal, Maddie's run-in with a pre-Instagram reality star and an answer to the eternal question: are perfume bottles just vaginas by another name?

Fragrances Discussed:

Mugler Alien

Opium by Yves Saint Laurent

Paloma Picasso

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

CK One by Calvin Klein

Laguna by Salvador Dali

Pink Sugar by Aquolina

Mugler Angel

Lolitaland by Lolita Lempicka

Tihota by Indult

Victoria Secret Bare Vanilla

Nemat Vanilla Musk

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand

Drakkar Noir

Grenade Solinotes

Attaquer le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre D'Orange

Jean Paul Gaultier La Belle

Akro Smoke

Lamp Black by Fzotic

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