Big day here at Nose Candy HQ: this week the gals are joined by none other than writer, comedian and podcast luminary Lara Marie Schoenhals! Lara, a lifelong perfume enjoyer and iconic candlehead, sat down with Chloe and Maddie to chat about a 90s perfume standby, Gap Grass. Listen in as the gals discuss the difference between mowed astroturf and sexy meadows, the intersection of vagina frags and piss perfume, and (of course) debate the pheromone myth. Want to smell like a grass merkin? What about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? A kermit core summer salad? Grab your fig leaves and launder your loincloths fragheads because this week the gals are going au natural.

Want more Lara Marie Schoenhals? Listen to her brilliant and hilarious podcasts Too Niche and Sexy Unique Podcast and follow her @Larzmarie on Twitter and Insta. 

Fragrances Discussed:

Papier d'Armenie Rose candle

Bath and Body Works golden honeycomb candle

Pasta Water by DS & Durga candle

Gap Grass

Gap Dream

CK One by Calvin Klein

Versace Red Jeans

Escada Tropical Punch

Axe body spray

Chloe by Chloe

Mugler Angel

Mugler Alien

Viktor and Rolf Flowerbomb

Marc Jacobs Man

Eau D'Issey for Men

Eau D'Issey for Women

Bruno Acampora Musc

Bruno Acampora Young Hearts

Etat Libre D'Orange Jasmine et Cigarette

Abda Al Qadr candle by Cire Trudon

Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand

Andrea Maack Coven

Akro Ink

Akro Smoke

Akro Bake

Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules

Tom Ford White Suede

Byredo Super Ceder

DS & Durga Debaser

DS & Durga I Don't Know What

Etat Libre D'Orange Ghost in the Shell

Byredo M/Mink

Byredo Pulp

Trudon II by Trudon

Diptyque Philosykos

Diptyque Olene

Parfums MDCI Invasion Barbare

Demeter Grass

Irish Spring soap

Drakkar Noir

Dove soap

REPLICA Bubble Bath by Maison Margiela

Etat Libre D'Orange You or Someone Like You

Animalique Byredo

Etat Libre D'Orange Tom of Finland

Etat Libre D'Orange Like This

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