They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What about blind buy regret? A locker room lookie-loo? Clock in, hunker down, and listen up because this episode is peppered with opinions that you should NOT take with a grain of salt!

Want even more from genius NYC bestie Dan Allegretto? RUN to patreon.com/dial_dan, follow him on insta @dan_allegretto and twitter @dan_allegretto!

Fragrances Discussed:

Clue With The Candlestick

Tauer Lonestar Memories

Burning Barbershop by DS & Durga

Drakkar Noir by Guy LeRoche

Coven by Andrea Maack

Abercombie Fierce

Comme Des Garcons Man 2

Creed Silver Mountain Water

Encre Noire à L'Extreme by Lalique

Encre Noir by Lalique

Kerosene Black Vines

Guerlain Insolence

Comme des Garcons by Comme des Garcons

Van Py Rhum by Lorenzo Pazzaglia

Naked Dance by Oddity

Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers

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