On this episode of the Probably Cancelled Podcast (aka the PCP), we’re joined by Lindsey Graham—and no, not the senator, relax. This is The Patriot Barbie, and she’s got stories. The Left has not been kind to this woman. 

We get into the totally normal, totally reasonable experience of having your businesses almost burned down in Oregon (just your average Yelp review out there), and how that little situation helped guide her to the promised land—Texas, where the gas is cheap and the opinions are not. But Freedom is plentiful. 

Meanwhile, Derek Holland updates us on his transition into professional golf, and whether the tour has accepted him yet. And Brady casually brings up his “oh yeah, I’m on CBS now” moment like it’s no big deal, which it obviously is, but we’ll let him pretend to be humble. But in reality we're all so excited for him. 

Oh—and Lindsey brought us a gift. Which is either incredibly thoughtful… or a strategic move to ensure we don’t get cancelled mid-episode. Jury’s still out.

It’s stories, chaos, questionable career choices, and just enough patriotism to keep things spicy. Business as usual.