Probably Cancelled Podcast

This week the Probably Cancelled crew welcomes Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) to the show, and let's just say... if this episode doesn't get us shadow-banned, we're clearly not trying hard enough.

Jack Savage, Brady Matthews, and Laura Robesonsit down with one of Texas' loudest—and least apologetic—voices to dive headfirst into the political circus happening in the Lone Star State.

We tackle the controversy surrounding Frisco, the debate over H-1B visas and immigration policy, local politics that somehow turned into national headlines, and why Texas seems to have become the internet's favorite reality show.

Sara brings the facts, the perspective, and enough fire to keep the conversation moving. We bring what we always bring: questionable jokes, terrible segues, and the confidence of a couple hosts who definitely should've done more homework.

Along the way, we solve approximately zero political problems, accidentally create three new ones, and prove once again that the internet will find something to be offended by... no matter what we say.

In this episode:

Whether you agree with everyone, disagree with everyone, or just came for the inevitable train wreck, buckle up.

Because on Probably Cancelled, we don't promise you'll leave smarter...

...but we do promise you'll leave with at least one opinion you didn't have an hour ago.

Forty episodes.

FORTY.

Statistically speaking, at least one of us should've been fired, arrested, or replaced by AI by now. Yet here we are.

This week it's just the boys—Jack Savage, Brady Matthews, Derek Holland—plus the always unpredictable Lil Jasay and everyone's favorite producer, My Black Friend Sean, proving once again that HR has stopped returning our calls.

The crew breaks down the Kevin Hart roast, proves that no topic is too dumb to spend 30 minutes on, and then commits the ultimate act of self-sabotage by asking ChatGPT what it thinks about the Probably Cancelled Podcast.

Turns out... ChatGPT has jokes.

We read the AI's brutally honest opinions, roast ourselves harder than Kevin Hart's friends ever could, and discover that artificial intelligence may actually be smarter than our entire production staff combined. (No offense, Sean... okay, maybe a little offense.)

If you've ever wondered what happens when five grown adults voluntarily let a robot insult them for entertainment... congratulations. You've found your people.

Episode 40 is packed with laughs, questionable takes, unnecessary confidence, and enough self-deprecation to keep our therapists employed.

Thanks for sticking with us for 40 episodes. We genuinely appreciate every listener... even the ones who only hate-watch us.

Here's to Episode 41... assuming ChatGPT doesn't convince everyone to stop listening first.

🇺🇸 Probably Cancelled Podcast – Fourth of July Special 🇺🇸

This week, the bald eagles are screaming, the grills are smoking, someone definitely lost a finger to a bottle rocket, and Probably Cancelled is celebrating America the only way we know how—by loudly expressing opinions with absolutely no qualifications.

Jack Savage is joined once again by Laura Robeson, Brady Matthews, and Derek Holland for a red, white, and slightly unhinged Independence Day spectacular.

We're talking everything 'MURICA: the greatest Fourth of July traditions, backyard BBQs, fireworks, freedom, questionable patriotic fashion choices, the greatest American sports moments, founding fathers, hot dogs, beer, and all the things that make this beautiful, chaotic experiment called America worth celebrating.

Expect history... probably. Facts... occasionally. Tangents... constantly. If you're looking for a serious educational podcast, congratulations—you've made a terrible decision.

So throw another burger on the grill, crack open your favorite cold beverage, salute literally anything with stars and stripes on it, and join us for an episode that's more American than arguing over whether ketchup belongs on a hot dog.

God Bless America... and God Bless the editor who had to cut this episode down.

Happy Fourth of July from Laura, Brady, Derek, Jack, and everyone at Probably Cancelled. 🇺🇸🎆

Mike Glover of Field Craft Survival joins Jack Savage, Brady Matthews, Derek Holland, and returning guest host Laura Robeson for a conversation about preparedness, Special Forces, the CIA, and why most of us would not survive a mildly inconvenient Tuesday.

Mike brings real-world experience, hard-earned wisdom, and actual useful information. The rest of us bring questions, jokes, and the unsettling realization that owning a flashlight does not make you “prepared.”

We talk Field Craft Survival, military life, mindset, situational awareness, current events, and how to be ready for the unexpected—without becoming the guy at Costco panic-buying beans in February.

It’s smart, funny, probably informative, and only slightly embarrassing for everyone who thought “go bag” meant leftovers.

Featuring: Mike Glover, Laura Robeson, Brady Matthews, Derek Holland, and host Jack Savage.

Episode 37: Joby Weeks — The Longest House Arrest in American History. This week on Probably Cancelled, Derek, Brady, and Jack Savage sit down with entrepreneur, Bitcoin pioneer, and freedom fighter Joby Weeks. Joby holds a distinction no American should ever want: the longest pre-trial house arrest in U.S. history. For more than six years, he's been trapped in legal limbo while the federal government continues to delay, postpone, and drag out his day in court. Was it incompetence? Was it bureaucracy? Was it a corrupt Biden DOJ? Or is Joby the latest casualty of a justice system that has become more interested in political punishment than due process? The guys dive deep into Joby's incredible life story—from his early entrepreneurial ventures and adventures around the world to his role in the early days of Bitcoin and cryptocurrency. Then they tackle the unbelievable reality of what it's like to spend years confined to your home without ever being convicted of a crime. No topic is off limits as the conversation turns to government overreach, lawfare, freedom, resilience, and how a man survives when the system seems determined to break him. Whether you think the system works perfectly or believe it's completely broken, this is an episode that will leave you asking one question: How can this happen in America? 🎙️ Featuring: Joby Weeks 🔥 Hosted by: Derek, Brady & Jack Savage ⚠️ Warning: Facts, opinions, and common sense ahead. Side effects may include questioning authority.

🚨 EPISODE 36 🚨 The one. The only. The self-proclaimed Pimp on a Blimp. The chaos conductor. The human energy drink himself, Alex Stein (aka Prime Time 99) RETURNS to The Probably Cancelled Podcast for what can only be described as an interview that absolutely should’ve required a legal waiver.

Fresh off breaking the Washington Nationals discrimination story, Alex joins us for his FIRST explosive interview since the internet started collectively asking, “Wait… did Prime Time actually do journalism?!”

But naturally, things go completely off the rails.

In this episode, we investigate the REAL questions:

Conspiracies are questioned. Boundaries are ignored. Common sense leaves the building.

Buckle up. Hide your city council meetings. Episode 36 is pure Prime Time chaos.

Episode 35 of the PCP is either the smartest episode we’ve ever recorded… or the exact moment every Alphabet Agency starts monitoring us. This week, we sit down with filmmaker, health investigator, and absolute chaos enthusiast Jonathon Otto, who joins the show to explain the medical benefits of drinking your own urine. Yes. Your own. Homemade. Farm-to-table. Body brewed. [disclaimer: do your research... this is not a medical show] And before you ask: unfortunately, Derek Holland and Brady Matthews decided this sounded like a phenomenal idea and immediately turned the studio into a hydration-based science experiment. Jack Savage spends most of the episode questioning his life choices, his friendships, and whether OSHA can shut down a podcast. We cover: Ancient urine therapy (because apparently this has HISTORY) “Wellness culture” finally going too far Derek treating the podcast like Fear Factor Brady pretending it “tastes earthy” The exact moment Our Black Friend Sean aka our producer considered quitting. And Jonathon somehow making all of this sound medically legitimate Somewhere between health education and a complete psychological breakdown, this became one of the funniest episodes we’ve ever recorded. Hydrate responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not doctors. Jonathon might be close enough.

We did it. We actually left the house. For the FIRST TIME EVER, the Probably Cancelled Podcast took the show on the road — and we didn't go to just anywhere. We pulled up to Texas Motor Speedway, the same track where our guest earned his first career pole AND came back years later to snap an 88-race winless streak. Coincidence? We think not. Destiny? Austin Dillon would probably tip his cowboy hat and say yes. That's right — we sat down with NASCAR's favorite grandson, the man behind the wheel of the legendary No. 3 car, the 2018 Daytona 500 champion, and the guy who once went airborne at nearly 190 mph at Daytona in 2015, hit the catch fence, and walked away like he was just checking the mail. We talked racing, family legacy, life under the shadow of Dale Earnhardt's iconic number, and what it's actually like to be Richard Childress' grandson in a sport where everybody has an opinion about it. Now — yes, Derek and Brady are gone. No, we don't know where they are. No, we're not worried. We called in our friend Jade Struck to fill their very large, very absent shoes, and honestly? She might have outperformed them both. Jack Savage hosts, as always. Texas was a blast. Don't miss this one.

On this episode of The Probably Cancelled Podcast, we welcome World Series MVP, professional hitter-ruiner, and owner of one of the filthiest changeups in human history—Cole Hamels. We talk about the streaming debacle facing pro sports today, gambling in sports, and whether Derek or Cole was the better hitter and better Ranger left handed bandit. Cole also gives us his take on analytics vs feel, robo-umps creeping into the game, and why some of today’s young stars might be a little too polished… and maybe a little too comfortable. Of course, we had to get into his time with the Texas Rangers, what fans don’t see behind the scenes, and whether today’s game would make him even more dominant… or just more annoyed. Meanwhile, Derek tries to convince everyone he could still hit a Hamels changeup (he can’t), Jack asks at least one question that immediately gets us flagged internally, and somehow we end up debating whether MLB is becoming a video game with better uniforms. Oh, and we throw Laura Robeson in the mix for good measure cause Brady's out on family leave [love you buddy]. It’s baseball, it’s chaos, it’s slightly irresponsible—and honestly, it might get us cancelled. Enjoy.

On this episode of The Probably Cancelled Podcast (aka the PCP), we’re joined by Rob O'Neill… yeah, that Rob O’Neill.

The man who was part of the mission that took out Osama bin Laden somehow agreed to sit down with us—which really raises questions about his decision-making, not ours.

We talk about the raid, the pressure, the chaos, and what it’s like to be forever known as “the guy who did that,” while we sit here being known as “the guys who barely booked the guest correctly.” It’s a real meeting of minds.

Naturally, we also do what we do best—mix world-changing history with completely unnecessary nonsense. There are serious moments, ridiculous moments, and at least a few times where we realize we should probably act more professional… and then immediately don’t.

It’s one of the most legendary guests we’ve ever had—and somehow still one of the least professional episodes we’ve ever done. Enjoy.