On this week's Dirty Laundry, Ian talks to a guy who was a drug dealer; we play Lazy Bonez Mahonez and The Movie Quote Quiz; a man says he accidentally stabbed a man while attempting to open a better and more on the Redneck Report; Uber CEO reveals plans for Uber Air and a school passes a rule that says everyone makes the cheerleading squad in Top Stories; and our Question of the Day asks when was the last time you got hurt really bad?