According to a study, you have to get 1,000 miles away from your boss before you can really relax and audio of Michael Keaton telling graduates "I'm Batman" in Top Stories; we have an all new Blooper Reel; a man tells cops his name is "Eff You, A-hole" and another man holding "will work for beer" sign is arrested for being too drunk on the Redneck Report; this week's Friday Five includes an emotional John Cena and a woman on Spirit Airlines; and Beer for Breakfast features Lost Abbey Veritas Batch.