Happy Thursday! We're delighted to be in your ears towards the end of the week for the first time. It feels great. 

This time around: Japanese trains and the perverts within them, Pete still has a hard time coming to terms with the age of some animals which manifests itself in the form of a truly horrific anecdote about tortoises, and some of your lovely emails of course.

Thinking about it, have we ever made an episode that *doesn't* feature a truly horrific anecdote from Pete? Probably not.

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