Episode 23 — The Michael Jordan Episode

🎙️ Probably Cancelled Podcast hits PRIME BASKETBALL ENERGY this week as Jade is BACK — and the boys are absolutely thrilled to have someone with actual common sense in the room again.

First up — we tackle the truly bizarre question: Is the Pretti shooting AI? (…No, we don’t mean “Artificial Intelligence” — although at this point we’re legitimately asking if some algorithm wrote the script of that whole mess.) We break down the Minneapolis shooting that’s been dominating headlines, talk about how wild the narratives have been, and roast every tagline more aggressively than an overcaffeinated sports commentator.

Then we descend head-first into the Sour Dough Community Gatekeeping Circus — because if there’s one thing more insufferable than people who correct your pronunciation of “quinoa,” it’s sour dough purists loudly proclaiming that gluten is their emotional support carb.

Of course we hit the Super Bowl picks (yes, some of these are definitely wrong), and we kick around more “sportsy things” than we can fit in a tweet thread — including wildly confident predictions that will haunt us by Monday.

And finally… in a move that could only happen on Probably Cancelled — we ask the big existential question: What does ChatGPT think about us and this podcast?

So tune in for a chaotic cocktail of news, sports, comedy, and utter nonsense. It’s like the internet in audio form — with fewer ads and more Jade yelling at Dutch.