Experienced Recession Advice (LA 850)

Transcript:

Steven Butala:                   Steve and Jill here.

Jill DeWit:                            Hello.

Steven Butala:                   Welcome to the Land Academy Show, entertaining land investment talk. I'm Steven Jack Butala.

Jill DeWit:                            And I'm Jill DeWit, broadcasting from sunny, smokey, southern California.

Steven Butala:                   Today, Jill and I talk about ... Or, I give experienced recession advice. And it's not just me. It's Jill, too. How many recessions have you been through?

Jill DeWit:                            Well, let's see. I'm 22 now ...

Steven Butala:                   Why are women ...

Jill DeWit:                            21.

Steven Butala:                   Women are obsessed with being younger than they are.

Jill DeWit:                            I know. I was watching a movie the other day-

Steven Butala:                   You know, that's what this show's gonna be about. Why are women ... There's like three or four things that I will never understand about women, as long as I live.

Jill DeWit:                            I know.

Steven Butala:                   Anyway, you were watching a show?

Jill DeWit:                            Well, I was watching a show the other day, and Jane Fonda did that exactly. She's like 60-something, and she was pretending she was 40-something. Because someone made a comment, she goes, "Well, that's silly. That would have been, I was six." You know, kind of thing. So, like-

Steven Butala:                   It's just silly.

Jill DeWit:                            Yeah, I know.

Steven Butala:                   Jane Fonda, of all people.

Jill DeWit:                            I know. She's gorgeous, and she's-

Steven Butala:                   I know. She always has been.

Jill DeWit:                            She's probably 70. Shucks.

Steven Butala:                   She always has just looked like ... Every time I see her on TV or whatever, I'm like, geez.

Jill DeWit:                            Yup. Yeah. It was kind of funny, so. We should move on to another topic. Because this is probably the least favorite topic for most women, is talking about our age.

Steven Butala:                   Okay.

Jill DeWit:                            Thank you. I'd rather talk about my ... A lot of things.

Steven Butala:                   Like what? Like what? Finish it.

Jill DeWit:                            I'd rather talk about how my jeans fit than my age, almost. I don't know why.

Steven Butala:                   Like you said, that's ... Why? Is it biological?

Jill DeWit:                            Is it biological? I don't know. Because, you know what-

Steven Butala:                   Because everybody I've ever talked to is the same way.

Jill DeWit:                            I can control how my jeans fit. I control my clothes. I can control my hair. I control all kinds of things. My makeup, whatever. You know, there's things I can control, but I can't control my age. Do you know those wrinkles? Trust me. I cannot-

Steven Butala:                   But why do you care?

Jill DeWit:                            People try ...

Steven Butala:                   Why do you care about wrinkles?

Jill DeWit:                            I don't know. It's just something. It's a girl thing.

Steven Butala:                   I swear to God, you get better looking with age.