Fake Teams

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show in a state of shock as Nic shaved his face and now is no longer a ginger woodsman (1:20). Also, Pete triggered a bunch of Bears fans (4:35). The guys then jump right into their tour of the NFC and give a player they’re buying and/or selling from each team, including what to make of the 49ers’ backfield, the true number one receiver in Detroit and the NFC East quarterback everyone should be drafting (6:35).

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Pete and Clark open the show with Clark trying to sell his car and Pete getting way too excited about the puppy he may or may not be getting soon (0:48). In NFL news, Andrew Luck might not be ready for Week 1 and the NFL yet again shows it’s priorities suspending Golden Tate (6:00). Since it’s WR Week at Fake Teams, the guys play wide receiver themed Would You Rather!? including which wideout to take at the end of the 1st round, what’s Julian Edelman’s highest ceiling this year and wondering why is Marquise Brown’s ADP so damn low (14:26).

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TWO-A-WEEKS ARE BACK! Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show with a little rom-com talk and clarification on Jordan’s relationship status (1:55). In the first week of NFL preseason games: Daniel Jones didn’t suck, buy Josh Jacobs, and there are plenty of quarterbacks to draft late in your fantasy leagues (3:46). The guys then take a tour of the AFC and give a player they’re buying and selling from each team, including two overrated running backs in the AFC West, the Titans trying to make fetch happen and Robby Anderson becoming a podcast favorite (17:10).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating actual football and Clark airing out his Tom Cruise grievances from last week’s show (2:37). In NFL news, Ezekiel Elliott is in the midst of a holdout which could last all of 2019 and more NFL news brought to you by NFL.com headlines (5:20). The guys then recap the first episode of Hard Knocks including Ronald Ollie’s rough outing, does Pete like Jon Gruden?, what’s up with Antonio Brown’s foot and basking in an A+ soundtrack (24:30).

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Pete, Nic and Jordan open the show welcoming special guest The Ringer’s Danny Kelly onto the show (0:55). The guys take a look at rookie wide receivers and predict what their stat-lines will look like in 2019 (3:00), including what to expect from D.K. Metcalf (4:25), N’Keal Harry’s role in New England (14:32), and getting hyped for Marquise Brown (27:30). Finally, the guys give their top 5 Tom Cruise movies which leads to a few flaming hot takes in regards to his filmography (42:50).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show dissecting Nic’s Larry Fitzgerald hate and how he gets others to join his illogical cult (1:00). The guys then go around the NFL and break down six training camp battles they’re keeping eyes on, including the Texans’ backfield (4:50), who’ll replace Antonio Brown in Pittsburgh (18:46) and the Packers’ No. 2 wide receiver (29:10). Finally, they wrap up with average NFL players who were great in fantasy (48:55).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show discussing the sudden FaceApp fad along with some hot sandal taeks (1:05). The guys then bring back “Name That Player” in which they try and guess players based on their current ADP (5:20). Finally, they offer their own Madden rating critiques—except for Clark who has only nice things to say—and which players are the best chance at improving their rating by season’s end (34:50).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show talking about their summers and are floored by some BIG news from Clark (1:10). The guys then share the players they are most intrigued by this fantasy season (4:35), including what to do about Todd Gurley (8:40), Philip Rivers’ new favorite target (19:45) and a possibly exciting Cowboy’s offense (24:25).

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It’s just Clark and Jordan this week as they open the show pouring some out for Jordan’s mentions after his fire WNBA take that’s actually really reasonable (1:00). The guys then delve into more confusing fantasy groups, including the Patriots’ running backs (11:23), the Browns’ entire offense (23:41) and what to make of the Buccaneers (34:36).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show debating what makes a good wedding after both Pete and Jordan attended weddings this past weekend (1:30). The guys then introduce a new segment called “Fantasy Mysteries”, and try to solve the Seahawks, Chiefs, 49ers and Bears’ backfields and figure out which running back from each team is the one worth drafting (8:35).

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