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Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show planning their coup to overthrow Pete since he’s too busy making good life decisions to host this week (0:30). In NFL free agency, Le’Veon Bell is now a Jet (1:55), Golden Tate replaced Odell Beckham Jr. (7:25), Fitzmagic is taking his talents to South Beach (13:30), plus a couple underrated signings that still have fantasy value (22:40). The guys then each share the one team they want to see win a Super Bowl (32:25) and follow it up with a little breaking news (40:00).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show in a state of hysteria after learning the Giants traded Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns (1:00) and try their best to calmly discuss the fantasy ramifications of the move (3:00). The guys then recap NFL free agency thus far, including what’s Antonio Brown’s value in Oakland? (12:24), Nick Foles unsurprisingly is a Jaguar (19:55), Pete’s already over-drafting Devin Funchess (26:22), DeSean Jackson is the perfect receiver for Carson Wentz (34:00), Clark says goodbye to the Honey Badger (41:45), and finally more breaking news to wrap things up (53:00).

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Pete and Clark open the show answering some of the more inappropriate questions from the NFL combine, leading to a whole reimagining of the entire draft process (1:30). In NFL news, the Steelers might have found a trade partner for Antonio Brown (9:40), if the Cardinals take Kyler Murray, where will Josh Rosen go? (13:45), and Clark confesses his love for D.K. Metcalf (20:22). The guys then give their bold free agency predictions including Le’Veon Bell’s new team (26:40), Teddy Bridgewater leading an NFC team to the Super Bowl (37:00), and Jimmy Garoppolo forcing Tom Brady to retire (40:00). Also, it seems like Clark’s dog is trying to kill him (48:20).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show flaming the Oscars for awarding “Green Book” best picture (0:50). In NFL news: an update on Robert Kraft (5:15), the latest episode of the hit reality show “Drama In Pittsburgh” (10:00), where will Michael Crabtree and John Ross play in 2019? (11:25), and a trip around the AAF (23:22). The guys then turn to the NFL Combine and discuss which rookies they’re excited to see this weekend (24:35), including D.K. Metcalf and his Hulk body (29:00), Kyler Murray (36:55) and Riley Ridley, Calvin’s BETTER brother (46:15).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show jumping into the NFL news where Pete does his best Antonio Brown impression (2:40), don’t forget about Derrius Guice (13:05), and the totally not guilty NFL paid Colin Kaepernick a lot of money because they definitely did nothing wrong (16:10). The guys then wonder where some of the top free agents this year will end up including son of God Nick Foles (22:27), future Packer Golden Tate (32:00), Jadeveon Clowney (40:20), and a few under-the-radar guys (44:50).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show with Nic showing off his war wound from cutting logs like the rugged woodsman he is (1:30). In NFL news, the Browns signed Kareem Hunt proving once again the league still doesn’t care about women (4:05), Antonio Brown is causing all kinds of drama, which is fantastic (12:00), and Pete predicts which team will draft Kyler Murray (22:40). The guys then check in on an exciting first week of AAF action and figure out which out-of-the-NFL guys they’d love to see play football again (29:50).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show commenting on Pete’s celebratory attire (1:00) then answer lingering questions from Super Bowl 53, such as where was Todd Gurley? (4:55), is Gronk going to retire? (20:35) and is Julian Edelman now a Hall of Famer? (28:48). Then it’s onto 2019 as the guys share the things they’d love to see this offseason (38:45) including the Seahawks crashing and burning (41:11), NBA-level drama (47:00), and the Giants getting themselves a halfway decent quarterback (52:15).

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Pete and Clark open the show trying their darndest to fix the Pro Bowl before determining that it’s stupid and just shouldn’t exist (0:55). Then it’s onto the Super Bowl preview, including what the Rams & Patriots needs to do to win (7:40), who’ll win Super Bowl MVP (15:55), a few bold predictions (19:30), Pete’s highly effective & 100% correct way to pick the winner (26:30) and a last second plea for good commercials this year (29:15). ENJOY THE SUPER BOWL EVERYONE!

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WE MADE IT TO 100! Pete and Nic open the show celebrating the 100th episode of the podcast and instilling faith that the best is yet to come (0:30). The guys then discuss the controversies from Championship weekend, including the Saints-Rams horrible no-call (3:00) and why changing the overtime rule just because of Chiefs-Patriots is stupid (12:35). Finally, they give their All-Fantasy team for this year (22:35) and get prepped for the Super Bowl (35:15).

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Pete, Jordan and Nic open the show recapping their Divisional Round beer bets and determining the one thing each losing team needs to fix for next year (2:45), including Andrew Luck changing the weather (5:00), the Chargers staying perfect (19:25) and if the Eagles should stick with Carson Wentz (27:00). The guys then make their beer bets and picks for the Conference Championships (36:50). Then it’s onto the important matters of the show: a deep investigation into Rupert Holmes’ classic song “Escape” (46:18) and finding Nic a new team to root for (52:20).

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