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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing the finer points of alcoholic eggnog drinks (1:22) while dealing with technical difficulties getting Clark onto the show. The guys then jump right into their Week 13 starts & sits (4:30), including sit Joe Mixon (11:47), a big games just waiting for Kenny Golladay (20:45), Aaron Rodgers doesn’t give a f*ck anymore (23:30), Matt Breida is back to doing things (33:06), LAMAAAAAAAH (43:36), Clark makes Nick Chubb his lock, but not in a good way (46:30) and why the Steelers and their pettiness are to blame for James Conner’s poor performances (52:23).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show sharing what they did for Thanksgiving and wondering how soon is too soon for Christmas decorations (1:30). The guys then hand out this week’s “You Helped No One” award (8:30) and give some flaming hot takes for the fantasy playoffs (13:20) including Dak Prescott outscoring Aaron Rodgers (18:05), three league winning running backs who are still on waivers (28:30) and the defense that'll carry you to a championship (41:10).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show giving their biggest takeaways from a rather exciting Week 11 (2:05) and handing out the week’s “You Helped No One” award (10:52). The guys then embrace the Thanksgiving spirit and share what they’ve been thankful for this fantasy season (19:30). Finally—since there won’t be a Thursday show this week—they end with a couple of way too early Week 12 starts & sits (33:57).

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Joe makes his Double Switch debut, and promptly plants some flags on sleepers for 2019, including Nathan Eovaldi, Luke Voit, Franchy Cordero, and more!

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show remembering Stan Lee and talking about his legacy (1:07). The guys then jump right into their Week 11 starts & sits—now in front of a live studio audience—including bench Mike Evans (7:22), Blake Bortles maybe worth starting? (18:10), Pete plotting against Keenan Allen (23:00), a slight technical difficulty (27:35), Amari Cooper primed for his best game yet (33:05), a sneaky play from the Eagles’ backfield (36:28), don’t forget about Stefon Diggs (47:37) and why you should sit Jared Goff despite facing the crappy Chiefs’ defense (50:22).

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WE NOW HAVE LIVE DROPS! Pete, Jordan and Nic open the show with lots of sound effects to celebrate this momentous occasion (1:00). Plus, a successful pop culture corner as the guys give their takes on the new live action Pokemon movie (2:25) and handout this week’s “You Helped No One” award (11:00). The guys then get you ready for fantasy playoffs with six players you need to get onto your team so they can lead you to a championship (18:38). Finally, Week 11 waiver wire adds and Nic ices himself (39:50).

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It’s just Pete and Clark today as they open the show rambling about this and that before finally talking football, specifically the Dez Bryant signing (5:00) and a very, very quick lock recap (10:00). The guys then preview the Week 10 games and give their starts and sits, including Pete boldly picking a defense as a start (16:00), Josh Gordon’s magical matchup against the Titans (27:50), Brandon LaFell has fantasy value? (33:25), trust Marquez Valdes-Scantling as much as Aaron Rodgers does (36:00), start the Lions’ new slot receiver (43:05) and fade Joe Mixon (50:00). Also, Clark is a hero and a savior of lost dogs (55:45).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the podcast with a little technical difficulties, but they fight through like true professionals to discuss midseason fantasy MVPs (2:30) and announce the winner of this week’s “You Helped No One” award (17:23). The guys then play a new game called “Hit the Panic Button” in which they determine if it’s time to panic on players who’ve been underperforming recently (22:36) including the Colts’ top offensive weapon (27:10), Minnesota’s million dollar man (33:15) and a wide receiver in Pittsburgh (36:35).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show recapping a pretty active NFL trade deadline (1:30) and reviewing their locks from last week (8:00). The guys then preview the Week 9 games and give their starts & sits (9:55) including trust Jordan Howard (14:45), Pete moving into his home on Courtland Sutton Hill (18:20), Freddie Kitchens cooking up a big David Njoku game (20:20), Russell Wilson’s reminder that he’s really, REALLY good at football (22:55), O.J. Howard ready for Fitzmagic (31:25), and start everyone in Rams vs Saints and Packers vs Patriots (37:00).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show discussing their Halloween celebrations and power ranking the best holiday candy (1:45). In football news, the Browns fired Hue Jackson AND Todd Haley, which means it’s time for Freddie “The Chef” Kitchens to take over the NFL (7:30)! The guys then turn on their newly purchased Rest Of the Season Simulator (R.O.S.S. for short) to see how players they’re nervous about will perform for the rest of the season, including Christian McCaffrey (20:50), David Johnson (27:33) and Le’Veon Bell (35:40). Finally, if you can add one player off waivers, who are you adding (46:41)?

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