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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show trying to bring back pop culture corner, which predictably fails (0:50) and recap the locks from last week (2:12). The guys then start talking football but quickly get distracted by what they’re dressing up as for Halloween (7:55). Eventually they get back to their Week 8 starts & sits including, why you should trade Gronk (12:15), Adrian Peterson facing a Snack-less Giants’ D (22:00), Danny Amendola’s first class seat on the Brocket ship (28:00), burn the Seahawks’ backfield (30:42) and bench Cam Newton (49:45). Plus, what is The Rock’s best movie (54:54)?

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show recapping all the craziness that’s happened in the NFL since last episode, including Mike McCoy getting fired (1:15), Carlos Hyde going to the Jaguars (6:00), Amari Cooper landing in Dallas (10:35), plus a tie in this week’s “You Helped No One” award (17:33). The guys then ride the trade frenzy and each give two players they want to see moved at this year’s trade deadline (24:23). Finally, if you could add one player off waivers, who are you adding (44:48)?

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show talking MLB playoffs as it’s Boston vs Houston in the ALCS (0:50), and recap their locks from last week (3:20). The guys then preview Week 7 and give their starts & sits (11:35), including sit Austin Ekeler (13:05), could Kelvin Benjamin finally have fantasy value this week? (19:05), stop giving Kerryon Johnson’s touchdowns to LeGarrette Blount (27:45), Tarik Cohen going for 20 plus points easy (43:35) and sit Alvin Kamara against the only good defense in the NFL (56:46).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show discussing the Tyreek Hill beer splatter incident, if there’s ever a correct time to pour beer on someone and even get a little political (2:50). The guys then hand out this week’s “You Helped No One” award (10:00) and spend most of the episode correctly predicting how the NFL playoffs will shake out (19:10). Jordan reports live from Lambeau Field to talk Monday Night Football (44:50) and to wrap it all up, who are you adding off waivers if you can add only one player (52:20)?

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show recapping last week’s locks and celebrating two correct calls (1:50). The guys then preview Week 6 and give their starts/sits, including ride the Cooper-coaster this week (5:33), David Johnson falling back to the fantasy doldrums (9:32), Robert Woods building upon his surprisingly good season (14:30), a brief “Is Eli Manning a Hall of Famer” intermission (35:35), Greg Olsen making his grand return (41:00), why you should fade A.J. Green (52:35) and get ready for Gronk spikes-galore on Sunday Night (54:45).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show talking about erectile dysfunction and a whole demographic of podcast listeners they’ve been ignoring so far (2:20). Meanwhile, Week 5's “You Helped No One” award has a controversial winner (5:35) and the show gains yet another sponsor (12:20). The guys then give players who need to show something in Week 6 in order to stay off the chopping block (15:00), featuring EPIC rants from both Jordan (22:30) and Clark (29:15) regarding their favorite teams. Finally, if you could add one guy off waivers, who are you adding (39:00)?

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show attempting to talk about pop culture (1:00), but ultimately just talk about homemade vodka and how bad their their Week 4 locks were (3:05). The guys then preview Week 5 and give their starts/sits (5:30), including Derrick Henry’s first 100 yard game (9:45), Matt Breida’s fantastic matchup (16:40), Sterling Shepard has officially replaced Odell Beckham (19:25), a Cole Beasley bet is made (22:45), Pete locks Carlos Hyde, but not in a good way (33:20), and Clark finally says something nice about the Jaguars (53:05)!

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic are all back together and open the show catching up on each other’s lives (1:00), giving their biggest takeaways from Week 4 (5:24), and picking their winners for this week’s “You Helped No One” award (13:00). The guys then each pick a well known player who’s been underperforming so far and figure out if you should trade him or keep him (18:40). Finally, if you could add one guy off waivers, who’re you adding (40:10)?

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Pete and Nic open the show commiserating about the end of Sexy Rexy Burkhead (0:45) and recapping their Week 3 locks which, spoiler alert, didn’t go well (2:40). The guys then welcome Jeff Berckes from Windy City Gridiron onto the show to preview Week 4 and give their starts/sits (12:00), including Jimmy Graham a lock for TE1 this week (25:25), the Browns defense has become start-worthy (30:50), why you should bench Gronk and Kareem Hunt (42:32, 52:06), and everyone boards the Tyler Boyd hypetrain (59:20).

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With no Clark, Jordan OR Nic today, Pete is joined by The Falcoholic’s editor Jeanna Thomas and writer Adnan Ikic, who open the show discussing the craziest storylines coming out of a backwards weekend of football (2:00). In NFL news: should the 49ers just tank the season now that Jimmy GQ is out for the year? (8:45), Gronk was almost traded to the Lions (14:30), and the top 5 landing spots for Le’Veon Bell (19:00). They then handout this week’s “You Helped No One” award (24:50) and give their top waiver wire targets heading into Week 4 (30:17).

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