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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show discussing the finer points of mustaches, general facial hair and what makes a good ID photo (2:25). In other news, Space Jam 2 is officially happening, but is it what the world really needs right now (6:50)? The guys eventually talk football, previewing Week 3 and giving their starts/sits (8:25), including Pete giving up on David Johnson (18:30), Nyheim Hines starring as Clark’s Jennifer Aniston’s golden lock of the week (36:00), a Sony Michel break out game (43:30), and Nic promising a record setting performance from Alvin Kamara (55:30).

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SWEET BRADY THE PATRIOTS TRADED FOR JOSH GORDON! Pete, Clark and Jordan jump right into the news to discuss how this trade affects Josh Gordon, the Patriots, the Browns and fantasy owners everywhere (1:30). Also in the news, Vontae Davis retired in the middle of the Bills game, so clearly things are going well in Buffalo (10:13). The guys give their picks for “You Helped No One” this week and announce the Week 2 winner (13:00), then play a new game called “Name That Player” (18:40). Finally, if you could add one player off waivers, who're you adding (35:15)?

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing Mark Wahlberg’s daily schedule and how nice it would be to have his life (1:00). In NFL news: Nathan Peterman is dead, long live Josh Allen (3:42), Patriots add yet another Browns’ first-rounder to their team (7:05) and the newest installment of Jon Gruden Doesn’t Know What The F*ck He’s Doing (8:35). The guys then preview Week 2 and give their starts/sits (11:30), including ignore all Dolphins not named Kenny Stills (24:52), Christian McCaffrey’s a lock for 20 points (40:00), Pete and Clark’s Russell Wilson bet (50:00), and why Tom Brady doesn’t deserve your start (59:10).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show wondering how one-legged Aaron Rodgers beat the Bears and how anyone could be dumb enough to trade Khalil Mack (0:40). In NFL news, Greg Olsen and Delanie Walker both suffered major injuries (5:40) while Clark has to say goodbye to one of his hills (8:35). The guys bring back “You Helped No One” and give their Week 1 nominees (13:00), then take a look at stand out players from Sunday and decide if their performances were trust-worthy or bust-worthy (16:00). Finally, if you can only add one guy off waivers, who’re you adding (41:30)?

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show trying their best to get hyped for the new football season (1:00). In NFL news, the Steelers are not pleased with Le’Veon Bell’s continued hold out, forcing Pete to do his best offensive linemen impression (3:15), plus the Eagles will start the season without two key offensive players (11:25). The guys then give their Week 1 preview/starts and sits (12:35), including why James Conner needs to be on your team (18:00), Odell Beckham vs. Jalen Ramsey (46:15), be wary of Ezekiel Elliott (54:34), and start Brandin Cooks against the Raiders’ dumpster fire defense (1:07:40).

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It’s a crazy show today as Pete, Clark and Jordan record the show while drafting for the RB1 fantasy league (2:00). Prepare for a lot of interruptions. In NFL news, Khalil Mack is now a Bear (2:40), no one knows what Jon Gruden’s plan is for the Raiders (8:10), injury strikes the 49ers’ backfield (9:30) and an old friend returns to the Chargers (12:00). The guys then place their beer bets for the 2018 NFL regular season (15:00).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show not talking about Sharp Objects’ epic finale but instead how excited everyone is for the RB1 fantasy league (1:48)! In NFL news, Aaron Rodgers is now a rich mama jama (4:11), the Saints have a new quarterback (9:20), Doug Baldwin isn’t 100% (12:00), and Mychal Kendrick got busted for insider trading (14:25). The guys then play the greatest game known to the podcast universe: Would You Rather!? (15:45).

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TWO-A-WEEKS ARE BACK! It’s just Pete and Clark today to celebrate, but they open the show discovering Clark’s doppelgänger, so not all is lost (1:25). In NFL news, Odell Beckham got paid (3:13), the Jaguars lost a receiver for the year (9:05) and the Patriots have an attractiveness problem now that Eric Decker retired (14:00). The guys then give their biggest preseason overreactions and how it’s changed their draft day strategies (17:00).

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Welcome to the first annual Great Fantasy Football Preview Show of Greatness! To celebrate, Pete, Clark and Jordan welcome back friend of the show Ginger Nic to talk everything fantasy. But first, Adrian Peterson is back in the NFL (3:15) and the Saints cut Nic’s favorite veteran running back (7:00). The guys then get you ready for your fantasy football drafts by sharing their favorite sleepers and PLAPs this year (8:45) along with their top draft day strategies (37:10).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with a little RB1 history and a huge realization from Pete (1:00). In the news, Jalen Ramsey pulled a Michael Scott and roasted every quarterback in the league (3:20), Hue Jackson punished Antonio Callaway in the strictest way possible (9:00), and the Seahawks yet again lost a running back just before the season starts (11:45). The guys then run through the entire NFC and give either a fantasy sleeper or bust for each team this year (19:00).

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