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The NFL is at it again people. Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show talking about the utter stupidity that is the NFL’s new protest rule, and it’s really f*cking stupid (3:14). Also in the news: Hunter Henry tore his ACL (11:13), the Jets made a big time trade (15:19) and Coley Beasley dropped a FIRE rap album (17:25). The guys then talk bounce back candidates for 2018, each giving a few players that they think could return to fantasy relevance this year (20:15).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing the benefits of being old now that Pete has turned 27 (1:12). Meanwhile in NFL news, Mark Ingram was suspended and what that means for Alvin Kamara (3:33), sports gambling is now legal (8:48) and Jason Witten said something very interesting about Dez Bryant’s future (18:47). The guys then talk which position groups around the NFL will surprise us in fantasy this year and which will disappoint (22:18). Finally, kudos and poodos wrap up the show, mainly just so Pete can talk about his Boston Celtics (47:10).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with some health advice for all you men out there (1:15), then turn to NFL news and pour some out for the career of a longtime Charger (2:47). The guys recap their NFL Draft beer bets (13:00) before welcoming Dan Kadar of Mocking the Draft onto the show to talk best rookie landing spots (26:41), including Nyheim Hines and Quenton Nelson landing in Indy (31:57), Michael Gallup replacing Dez Bryant in Dallas (42:12) and Sony Michel becoming the newest Patriot running back (51:50).

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Heath goes solo with some buy or sell chatter. Come for the statcast love, stay for the quiet voice due to the rest of the family sleeping (oh, and the inevitable Mitch Moreland reference).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with the latest news on Rob Gronkowski (3:10), the Ravens’ new wide receiver (6:23) and finally some wild Dez Bryant speculation (9:05). It’s then time for NFL draft beer bets (15:00), in which the guys predict Saquon Barkley’s landing spot (18:15), Jordan states how many QBs will go in the first round (23:50), Clark calls the number of picks the Browns will make (27:43), and Pete picks the Patriots’ future quarterback (32:26).

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Pete and Jordan welcome Clark back from his Hawaii vacation just in time to get his opinions on Dez Bryant and the end of the Patriots dynasty (2:17). But there’s no time for all that as it’s finally time for the only NFL mock draft that gets it right (3:15). This mock draft has everything: Giants screwing over the Jets (6:40), Buccaneers getting the best player in the draft (9:38), Patriots pulling off a big balls trade (18:57), Josh Allen falling to his perfect landing spot (33:08), Cowboys replacing Dez Bryant (42:25) and oh so many running backs going oh so early. You won't want to miss it.

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Pete and Jordan open the show discussing two wide receivers who've found themselves new homes (2:57, 5:50) and give a thorough review of the new NFL draft day caps (14:51). The guys then play the greatest game in, on and around the internet: Would You Rather!? NFL draft edition (21:09). Topics include Bradley Chubb or Saquon Barkley at No. 2 (21:57), pick at No. 6 overall or trade down (26:13), Calvin Ridley or Courtland Sutton (36:20) and Pete makes a valiant attempt to get Mike Maccagnan fired (41:34).

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In honor of Clark missing this week to be in Hawaii, Pete and Jordan open the show sharing their favorite movies set on the tropical island (0:50). In the football world, the Patriots traded Brandin Cooks to the Rams (4:45)!! The guys wonder if this means Odell Beckham is headed to New England (8:51), try their best to temper their expectations for this completely new Rams team (17:12), and discuss fantasy impact (25:08). Plus, some investigative journalism into Jordan Howard’s instagram (31:36) and kudos to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and the show Schitt’s Creek (37:37).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan jump right into the Odell Beckham trade rumors and wonder if the Giants would actually ever trade OBJ (3:17), what would his best landing spot be (8:13), and what would the Giants do with two first round picks (16:04). The guys tackle other NFL news including Ndamukong Suh joining the Rams (22:14) and Jordy Nelson calling out the podcast (34:14). Pete rants about the NFL admitting Super Bowl 52 refereeing was “on the fly” (38:56) while Clark starts a blood feud with Disney (47:57).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with a little NFL Draft talk now that the Jets and Colts have swapped picks (1:51). Clark revels in the Jaguars’ stupid offseason moves (12:54) and the Texans’ brilliant moves (17:44). Time for some fantasy football talk as the guys list which players they’ve found themselves repeatedly drafting, including Allen Robinson (25:45), Philip Rivers (31:06), Nick Chubb (39:38) and A.J. Green (45:19). An open mailbag reveals just one question (51:56) and the show ends with just kudos because everyone’s happy this week (57:04).

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