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It’s all about NFL free agency today as Pete, Clark and Jordan jump right into the chaos that’s happened around the league and breakdown all the trades and signings, including the Browns trading for a new team (2:46), Allen Robinson to the Bears (11:11), Sammy Watkins to the Chiefs (19:27), Jerick McKinnon rocketing up draft boards (26:20), Jordan winning beers (38:20) and the Vikings getting their man (52:41). Finally the guys give their kudos and poodos, including a tearful farewell to Malcolm Butler (1:08:28).

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Eddy, Brian, and Heath discuss The Great Fantasy Baseball Invitational, including players with wide variance in ADP, players we were each high on, reaches, regrets, favorite picks, and more!

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IT IS/WAS JORDAN’S BIRTHDAY! Naturally, Pete, Clark and the birthday boy open the show celebrating this great accomplishment before moving onto the overwhelming amount of NFL news on the docket. They talk the end of the Legion of Boom (5:20), Le’Veon Bell getting franchise tagged and the issues with the tag itself (18:18). Then it’s onto NFL free agency beer bets, in which Clark thinks Sammy Watkins is headed to the Bay (26:18), Jordan is certain the Packers make a free agent splash (34:32) and Pete is here for Kirk Cousins making a shit ton of money (55:46). Finally, the guys introduce a new segment: Kudos and Poodos (58:45).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with sage advice on how to not stare at another man’s junk just in time for the Underwear Olympics (5:58) before diving head first into NFL news, including Blake Bortles getting paid (6:50), Marcus Peters getting traded (13:02), and Matt Forte getting retired (28:15). The guys then play Browns GM and layout their offseason plans for getting three wins next year, all of which feature a healthy dose of Lamar Jackson (33:35).

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Heath and Brian discuss middle school dances, make a few puns, and even get around to plenty of baseball chatter.

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show wishing everyone a delayed Valentines day and discussing the finer points of American vs Canadian beer (1:50). Then it’s onto the news as the guys talk Doug Martin’s release (4:55), Andrew Luck throwing super inflated balls (8:27) and the overwhelming sex appeal of cap space (12:34). Finally they look at franchise tag candidates and debate if it would help their fantasy value to stay or to play for a new team (13:26).

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Heath goes full introvert on the latest pod to discuss Yu Darvish (1:00), Alex Avila (3:30), catcher strategy (7:00), and first base strategy (18:20). Hurry back soon, Ghoji!

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show listening to Sad Drunk Pete’s thoughts on Super Bowl 52 and talking about the play that will go down in Super Bowl lore (4:39). The guys then turn to the news and openly laugh at the Colts for losing Josh McDaniels and wonder what the Patriots could have possibly offered him to make him stay (5:57). Finally, they return to Super Bowl 52 and give their winners and losers from the game, including Tom Brady (15:27), the fans (23:12), Tide (33:15), Malcolm Butler (37:17) and the Lions (41:16), and recap SB beer bets (43:50).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan are ready for Super Bowl 52 and all the drama, intrigue and Bill Murray screaming celebrations that it brings. But first, the guys tackle the Alex Smith trade (1:38) and wonder if we’ll ever see a fully guaranteed contract in the NFL (8:44). Once that’s out of the way, its SUPER BOWL PREVIEW TIME! (25:23) They preview what each team needs to do to win (27:52) and make plenty of beer bets (45:38), including Pete boldly prediction the retirement of a certain handsome quarterback.

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Heath and Ghoji discuss the Hall of Fame, the Brewers (11:00), breakout picks (30:00), and catcher week (37:00) at Fake Teams. Slight audio issues from minute 11 to minute 14...grin and bear with it, fam.

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