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  • Where do the Jaguars and Vikings go from here?
    Pete and Clark welcome back friend of the podcast Jordan Smith, who now has a stunning collection of beer glasses to go along with his impressive headboard. They start the show reviewing the latest coaching news around the NFL but mainly talking about the Titans’ new head coach, Mike Vrabel (7:43). The guys then recap the Conference championship games (14:58) featuring all the beer bets, what the Jaguars and Vikings need to do this offseason, and a special appearance from James Blunt and many, many tears (28:53). Finally, they close out the show answering mailbag questions, including how to fix the catch rule (42:47) and where to put an expansion team (48:23).
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    59 min
  • Conference Championship preview with Daily Norseman writer Eric Thompson
    IT HAPPENED!! MIKE MULARKEY GOT GOT! While Pete and Clark never want to celebrate someone losing their job, they start the show celebrating Marcus Mariota’s new found freedom (3:08) as well as checking in on other coaching news (6:10). Then they recap a very exciting Divisional Round and tally up the beer bets (21:00). Finally, the guys welcome onto the show Eric Thompson of Daily Norseman to talk the Minnesota Miracle (33:00) and preview the Conference Championship games (35:29).
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    1 hr 10 min
  • Divisional Round preview: Don’t give Patriots extra motivation + the official team of the podcast
    Pete and Clark are getting hyped for the Divisional Round after a surprisingly excited Wild Card weekend, but first, they discuss Jon Gruden’s haircut (3:05) and other news around the NFL (9:47). The guys then recap their beer bets from last week (16:30)—and in turn, Wild Card weekend—which spoiler alert, ends in a tie. So they’re bringing it back this week to preview the Divisional Round (40:03), including why you don’t give the Patriots extra motivation (44:39) and the official playoff team of the RB1 podcast, despite the fact Clark thinks they’ll lose this week (57:08).
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    1 hr 9 min
  • Sexiest head coaching gigs + Wild Card preview
    WELCOME TO 2018! Pete and Clark are back to celebrate the cold winter storms (0:55), the career of Carson Palmer (6:49) and Marvin Lewis’ job security (11:00). Speaking of head coaches, the guys go around the NFL and determine which open coaching gig is the sexiest and most attractive (12:47). Finally, they wrap up the podcast previewing Wild Card weekend and making some daring beer bets, such as: the Titans will have a new head coach this year (22:25), Devonta Freeman will have more all purpose yards than Todd Gurley (27:28) and the Jaguars defense will score a touchdown (32:06).
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    47 min
  • Fixing the fantasy disappointments of 2017
    Pete and Clark start the show with a humorous debate around if Ezekiel Elliott will start for the Cowboys (2:29) and if Jeff Fisher even deserve to coach in the NFL (9:12). As this will be the last show of 2017, the guys then decide to look both back and towards the future and try to fix the biggest fantasy disappointments this year so they’ll have success in 2018. Topics include giving Jarvis Landry a good quarterback (12:55), returning Dez Bryant to stardom (16:55) and helping Jameis Winston reach his full potential (24:35). To further remember the 2017 season, the guys go down memory lane and reminisce over players they were right/wrong about in the preseason (37:15). HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
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    52 min
  • Week 15 recap: Antonio Brown is out, Aaron Rodgers is back (kind of) & more
    Pete and Jordan celebrate the Dion Lewis/Aaron Jones episode while Clark nervously watches Monday Night Football to see if the Falcons defense will knock him out of the playoffs (1:42). The guys nominate their choices for You Helped No One this week (3:36) and recap the important games from Week 15, including: the Patriots and Steelers battling it out in the game of the year (9:40), Aaron Rodgers’ return not going according to plan (19:51), Blake Bortles looking every bit a fantasy star (27:22), 2017 Nick Foles doing his best 2014 Nick Foles impression (31:47), Todd Gurley singlehandedly beating the Seahawks (38:04) and more!
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    1 hr
  • The Double Switch #1: Welcome to the Switch
    Heath flies solo on the inaugural Double Switch podcast. Talking MLB power surge, dwindling stolen base numbers, and rising ERAs...and how that affects general draft strategy heading into 2018.
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    20 min
  • Would You Rather!? with PFF fantasy editor Daniel Kelley
    Pete and Clark are coming at you with a special Wednesday show because Pete is going to the ballet! (1:12) Then it’s right into breaking news as Aaron Rodgers has been cleared to play this week (3:45) and the Patriots have gotten themselves a receiver over 5’11” (5:48). The guys then give a few of their favorite Week 15 starts and sits for those still in the fantasy playoffs (7:53). Finally, for the main event, the guys welcome Pro Football Focus’ fantasy editor (and Fake Teams alum) Daniel Kelley to play Would You Rather (15:30). Topics include: Brady or Rodgers this week (18:51), Browns fan or your internet history on full display (23:04), every football game played in a snow storm or a dome (28:06), Clark’s Would You Rather masterpiece (31:09) and much more.
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    43 min
  • How to replace Carson Wentz + Week 14 recap
    Sadly, no Jordan this week as it’s only Pete and Just Clark Barnes recapping the Week 14 action. The guys start off listing the “You Helped No One” nominees (2:19) then dive right into football talk, including: Carson Wentz’s devastating injury (7:54), Blake Bortles throwing all the shade, plus the NFL has no idea what a suspension is (18:47), is DeAndre Hopkins the best receiver in football (25:53) and Clark takes the blame for Jonathan Stewart’s three touchdown game (33:32). They wrap up the show quickly with a few waiver wire adds so Pete and Clark can get to watching Monday night football (40:39).
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    47 min

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