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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic are back after their three week vacation and open the show trying to spoil Game of Thrones for Pete who still hasn’t seen the final episode (1:00). In NFL news, Hard Knocks is going to be incredible this year (4:40), Kyle Rudolph got a new deal (9:10), there’s turmoil in Texas (13:05), and we’re about to find out who’s the fastest player in the NFL (19:15). The guys then each give a player who’s primed to bounce back in fantasy and one who’ll step back this season (25:10).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show getting kind of (but not really) hyped for the NBA lottery that’s going down live during the show (1:00). In NFL news, Nic shares his favorite memories of Doug Baldwin’s career (3:15) and the Patriots coaxed Ben Watson out of retirement while signing Dontrelle Inman (9:02). The guys then predict how certain teams’ 2019 seasons will play out with the help of random movie plots (14:45). Finally, it’s time for Game of Nic where Pete defends Daenerys’ life choices and Clark discovers GoT Nicolas Cage photos (45:38).

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Pete and Clark open the show remembering the career of Jamaal Charles who retired last week (3:00). The guys then jump right into Clark’s way-too-early top 100 fantasy rankings (6:30), including Russell Wilson outside the top 5 QBs (16:13), some obligatory Devin Funchess love (26:08), is JuJu Smith-Schuster in for a disappointing season? (30:04), and Clark geeking out over tight ends (48:56).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show reviewing the new Sonic trailer which, spoiler alert, looks terrible (0:50). In NFL news, Tyreek Hill is a confirmed piece of shit (7:05), Josh Rosen is a class act (14:40) and Doug Baldwin might sadly have to hang up the cleats (24:16). The guys then recap their NFL Draft beer bets (27:05) and give their favorite rookie landing spots (32:35). Finally, it’s time for Game of Nic as the guys gush over an amazing episode of Game of Thrones (58:55).

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Pete is joined by special guest Becca (his wife) to break down the entire first round of the NFL draft.

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show getting hyped for a weekend of chaos with the NFL draft, Battle of Winterfell and Avengers Endgame all happening in the next four days (0:50). In NFL news, the Chiefs made a strange trade for Frank Clark (4:10), the Bills signed another running back (10:15), Robbie Gould wants to get traded (14:30), and Patrick Peterson almost got traded (21:25). The guys then get ready for the draft by placing their beer bets, including the exact number of quarterbacks taken in the first round (23:40). Finally, Nic runs away again as everyone else recaps Game of Thrones and makes their pick for who’s going to die next episode (46:40).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show talking about an eventful weekend of sports including Tiger Wood’s Masters win (1:00). In NFL news, Russell Wilson made a lot of money while lying in bed (5:00), the Patriots signed a veteran wide receiver (10:55), and the Chargers jump into the top 5 of best jerseys in the NFL (12:50). The guys then give their 100% correct NFL mock draft, filled with trades, wide receivers and offensive linemen (16:35). Finally, they scare Nic off the podcast recapping episode one of Game of Thrones (1:10:15).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show with Pete explaining his horse throat and a wonderful travel show drinking game you can play if you want to learn while getting buzzed (1:10). In NFL news, Antonio Brown has beef with JuJu Smith-Schuster, who has nothing but love for him in return (5:30), Pete reads Jordan’s response to reports of the Packers’ dysfunction (12:40), and the Jets didn’t totally f*ck up their new uniforms (27:25). The guys then play the greatest game on the internet: Would You Rather, involving some rather hard and introspective questions (33:35). Finally they get hyped for the final season of Game of Thrones and predict who’ll sit upon the iron throne (49:30).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with some quick NFL news—Justin Houston’s set to terrorize Clark’s Texans (2:35) and our favorite news segment, “Reading Only NFL Dot Com’s Headlines and Not the Articles Themselves!”, returns (5:55)—before spending the rest of the show celebrating Rob Gronkowski’s Hall of Fame career. Pete says goodbye, because Gronk is obviously listening (10:55), and the guys give their favorite Gronk moments and remember just how dominate he was (15:10). Finally, they move onto the tight end fantasy landscape for 2019 featuring Jordan’s way-too-early tiered rankings (30:10).

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Heath goes through each position in baseball and gives the players he’s excited about in fantasy baseball and that one’s he just can’t seem to stop drafting.

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