On this week’s LuAnna: it’s another Bank Holiday, nobody’s working, and Lu has gone full proud mum because Crumble has officially graduated dog training with a medal. Anna, meanwhile, reckons she may be on the road to an MBE after a truly surreal career high at The King’s Trust Awards at the Royal Albert Hall, where she somehow ended up offering an antihistamine to the Queen.

Plus, there’s listener chaos involving a woman who deep-throated a frankfurter and a man who squeezed a turd. And as if that wasn’t enough, the girls get fully stuck into the bizarre allegation that Fergie was once P Diddy’s side piece, discover the deeply upsetting world of ball maxxing, and crown a new Weirdo of the Month.

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