This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Guns N’ Roses song, the Ad Boys return to tweak a misleading title, and a cat gets spanked!

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This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the world’s most infuriating quiz that Matt keeps forgetting about, Matt gets the guys on the Baldur’s Gate 3 bandwagon with a return to the Character Creation segment, and here come the Bouncing Basghettis and their Bountiful Beastiary!

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This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Backwards Books Quiz, Chris drops Surprise Karaoke on a not-so-unsuspecting Matt, and did you know that if two brothers touch in the brovoid, they fuse? Facts!

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This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they’re stuck with them forever!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Phineas and Ferb, Matt finds the Animal Inside, somebody plunges like a meteor, and it’s time to gulp down that meat!

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This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone’s butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction with the Word Snork In It or Episode of Snorks, Chris gives you this week’s Top 5 in Animal Teeth, Matt had a molar ripped out of his head and don’t forget to check Instagram for the #DrawASnorkFromMemoryChallenge! Or don’t! Nothing good can come of this!

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Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt’s read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Interactive Fiction or Interactive with the Word “Shark” In It (thanks, multiple Premium Users in Discord!), the guys make some sharky predictions, and everybody hang on tight because this book is gonna be wild!

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Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let’s start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol’ Georgie!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a colonial round of the One Word Switch Quiz, the guys do some revolutionary predictions, pointy-hooded dudes are met in the woods (but it’s not what you think thank goodness) and the next book is announced! Huzzah!

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This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it’s time to vote for the next book!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Interactive Fiction or Song from a Musical with the Pronouns Changed from First Person to Second Person (thanks, somedude (Alec)!), the guys introduce the three books you can vote for with some smoking jangles, and thank you for your great book recs! If we didn’t go with them this time, you can be sure we’re thinking about them for next time.

Here’s the poll! Go vote! Or hit up the discord and let us know your pick there!

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The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they’re not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It’s time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator’s face! Basic camp stuff!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of The One Word Switch Quiz (Summer Edish), Chris goes all in on Summer Favorites, Matt explains the sad story of how come eps have been delayed (sorry), and Ryan Lambert was a pretty big deal back in the ’80s!

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This week, Matt learns some new rules of mummy magic, Chris bears witness to a glorious feast, and cats are getting revenge all over the place!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated quiz Who Said It: Chris or Matt? (thanks, Michelle!), Finish It! makes another video game, a new First Sentence song is released into the universe, and it’s almost time to pick a new book! Have ideas? Drop them in the Discord!

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