This week, Matt learns a dark legend about the cave of time involving scattered piles of bones, Chris’ read takes a tragic and sudden left turn, and someone drowns! Twice!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Glass Your Own Onion (thanks Steven!), DROD Dirgebinder makes a triumphant return (as does Zarvus Marbleforest in a stunning cameo), one of Matt’s predictions might have come true (Golor ring any bells for anyone?) and Chris comes up with the best Xmas store name ever!

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This week, Matt learns how to be agoraphobic and claustrophobic at the same time as he whizzes through space in a coffin, Chris finds an ending that is a great setup for a movie, and the brothers have a very special Krampusnacht guest!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Exclamation Point or No Exclamation Point (thanks Sam Lastname!), the guys invent some new Krampusnacht traditions, and the future just keeps getting worse!

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Thankschoosing is upon us again! It’s time for another journey into the worst day of your life. Can it possibly get more grim than last year? Oh, absolutely!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of GTP-3 Your Own Adventure (thanks Meorge!), Chris finds the ultimate story twist, Matt is literally scarred for life, Gratitudes are aired and shared, and we hope y’all have a delightful family feast season!

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This week, Matt finds Mr. Packard’s grimdarkest vision of the distant future, Chris discovers Mr, Packard’s most baffling ending, and there’s a Finish It! Discord now! (Link’s in the post!)

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the 6 Question Quiz (thanks Miriam!), Chris throws us back to the early times with some hot Cave Facts, Earth becomes an archaeological scrapheap, and seriously come hang out on our Discord server!

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New book day! Return with the brothers to the place where it all started. And ended. And had all the middles. The Cave of Time!

Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Movie Title with the Word “Return” In It, the guys make some predictions, Matt throws it back to 2018 with a retro blast of Top 10 Things of the Week, and we’re all off to Blood Fart Lake!

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Matt is back! But don’t think that’ll stop the curse of Creeptobscare from rearing it’s mildly annoying head! The booo-thers engage in an apple juice power hour to accompany another journey to the worst Halloween party ever. It gets real sticky.

Also, Matt brings his full confidence to a horror movie synonyms quiz and Chris jumps off a broom. Grab your mask, your cloak, and your sticky juice, and join us for another creeptaculastic Halloween!!

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The shadow of Creetobscare grows long as Ty from Side Character Quest joins us to find out if we could be a deer! What could be spookier?! Three deer? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS! Ty gets stuck in deer Groundhog Day, rutting territory is disputed, and vegetation is munched.

Also, Ty brings a homerun D&D style quiz adventure that is NOT TO BE MISSED. Dracula has kidnapped Matt, and Chris must use his ttrpg skills top set him free! Sorry Matt!

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The bells toll thrice for the third week of Creeptobscare! Dani and Bill from Escape this Podcast and Solve This Murder join to battle lizard people on a moving train as grandmas just keep popping up left and right.

Also, we receive a visit from a very special surprise caller, brainstorm birthday/halloween synergy, and make everything Austin Powers..

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On this second week of Creeptobscare, Michael Jonathan Smith from Cobra Kai and the upcoming Twisted Metal TV series joins the spoopy fun! Chris forces him to answer the age old question, how do you boo?

Also, Chris challenges Michael to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, and a bunch of crazy kitty cats cause some zany shenanagins, including multiple deaths.

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Creeptobscare begins! This week, Chris escapes the cruel yoke of Matt’s talent and takes the incredible Stephen C. James for a bumpy journey through a very very bad first day of school.

Also, Chris challenges Stephen to a round of Are you a Wimp or Do You Laugh at Fear?” and they uncover the dirty secrets of the educational system. All while trying desperately not to die horribly gruesome and depressing deaths.

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