Finish It!

By Matt and Chris YuleComedy Arts Books

Finish It! episodes

September 11, 2024 Ep. 295. Watch Out for Room 13: Week 3 Wet Foam Poor Guy
This week, Chris goes deeper than ever, Matt’s tease doesn’t matter at all because he didn’t know we were doing this book and he had an awesome read but now everyone has to wait until next week to hear about it, and get ready for chills because Fall is upon us!
https://archive.org/download/295-final/295%20final.mp3
Also, Matt challenges Chirs to a now totally thematically incorrect round of Anagram of a Book or Something Else: Bond Edition, Chris sends out a call to the Ad Boys, and dad is upside down!
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Illustration by Bill Schmidt
1 hr 4 min
August 22, 2024 Ep. 294. The Deadly Shadow: Week 8 Gamblin’ Fever!
This week, Matt finally feels a bit of that James Bond vibe, Chris’ read is left to the Fates, and the guys find a typo!
https://archive.org/download/294-final/294%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or TTRPG (thanks, Ty!), Matt makes sure no one will ever forget about National Waffle Day, and WHO LET THIS KID IN THE CASINO?!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
55 min
August 16, 2024 Ep. 293. The Deadly Shadow: Week 7 ft. Wyclef Jean
This week, Matt has no idea if he got a new ending or not, Chris finds an ending that raises the bar AGAIN for deeply distressing storytelling, and boing whiff buzz doink honk!
https://archive.org/download/293-final/293%20final.mp3
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated (possibly previously-used) round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Movie Featured on MST3K (thanks, BigFella!), Chris forces Matt to do some Surprise Karaoke, and art collectors continue to do absolutely zero art collecting!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
57 min
August 02, 2024Ep. 292. The Deadly Shadow: Week 6 Lucky Marinara Hat
This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!
https://archive.org/download/292-final/292%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Synonyms Quiz (Spy Movie Version), Matt helps Chris make his superspy character in Let’s Roll a Dude, and someone finally gets to go on vacation!
Want to make a dude? Grab a six-sided die and…
LET’S ROLL A DUDE:
SUPERSPY EDITION!
Spy Type
1. Sweet Talkin’ Spy
2. Hacker Spy
3. Gadgets Spy
4. Stunts Spy
5. Old British Guy Spy
6. Disguise Spy
Spy Organization
1. Multi-National Peacekeeping Foundation
2. Your Nosey Neighbor
3. Some Big Corporation, seems like Fast Food
4. Detective Club some kids started at their school
5. Private Spy
6. Aliens but they pretend they aren’t aliens but they obviously are
Spy Vibe
1. World-weary
2. Intense
3. Laid back
4. Smart mouth
5. No nonsense
6. Total mess
Spy Eyes
1. Darting-Around Eyes
2. Suspicious Eyes
3. Smoldering Eyes
4. Dead-Eyed Eyes
5. Frequently-Winking Eyes
6. Eyepatch Eye
Spy Scar
1. Right across an eye like where there’s a line in your eyebrow totally sweet
2. Bullet hole in shoulder
3. Burn on butt cheek
4. Laser blast across bridge of nose
5. Briefcase knife on scalp, line where hair doesn’t grow, sweet
6. Both cheeks, Joker-style, real conversation starter
Spy Gadget
1. Briefcase with built-in telescope, satellite phone and stink gas spray
2. Fake hand with single-shot gun finger, three grenade fingers, and a camera thumb
3. Sunglasses that see through walls, see in the dark and have mirrored edges on the inside so you can totally see behind you
4. Fancy dress shoes that get slippery, sticky and kicky
5. Jetpack
6. Hat that has a helicopter top in it, and also can be thrown like a frisbee and is sharp and also works as a parachute
Spy Vehicle
1. Sports car (your choice) with turbo boosters
2. Econovan that can dig tunnels and go underground
3. Motorcycle that turns invisible
4. Bicycle with a bell that hypnotized bad guys
5. SUV with tires that can drive on lava
6. Scooter that goes too fast
Spy Sidekick
1. Smartass kid with a sweet backpack
2. An actual witch
3. Talking dog
4. Guy who you’re pretty sure is a robot
5. Guy who won’t stop pretending to be a butler, no matter what
6. Ninja you never actually see
Spy Nemesis
1. Evil twin
2. Former partner that you very much betrayed
3. A clone of yourself but way younger
4. Actual James Bond
5. A kid detective who thinks they are smarter than you and they are smarter than you
6. A spy sent back from the future for some reason
Spy Mission
1. Stop the President of USA from unleashing an ancient evil
2. Steal secret recipe
3. Find out if Amanda is cheating on Max with Randi
4. Recover the lost treasure map
5. Win a million dollars at poker to impress a guy who stole a painting and get the painting and get the guy
6. Travel through time to stop yourself from traveling through time
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
59 min
July 25, 2024 Ep. 291. The Deadly Shadow: Week 5 The Bad Kind of Truffles
This week, Chris uses his super spy skills to smoothly uncover yet another traitor, Matt kicks a guy in the head, and if you like the idea of someone having a laser pistol but not using it YOU ARE IN LUCK!
https://archive.org/download/291-final/291%20final.mp3
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Search Engine Autocomplete the Title, Chris subjects Matt to a personality test to make sure he can hack it as a spy, and there is some light human sacrifice.
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57 min
July 10, 2024 Ep. 290. The Deadly Shadow: Week 4 Big Fist and Jet Lag
This week, Matt naps his way into a truly distressing ending, Chris is betrayed again in an even funnier way, and only the accordion player knows how the song will end!
https://archive.org/download/290-final/290%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Americans, Teasel the Read Tease Weasel stops by with his rattle box, the brothers Art This Book, and everyone is in an absolute tizzy!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
1 hr 4 min
July 03, 2024 Ep. 289. Spy for George Washington: Week 2 Full Speed for Hell Gate
It’s the most special week in America so it’s time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It’s a pod-spangled star-cast!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a traditional round of Colonial One Word Switch Quiz, Chris and minibit challenge Matt to a round of Surprise Fairy Story, the movie Unbreakable is repeatedly praised, and here comes the Tremulous!
https://archive.org/download/289-final/289%20final.mp3
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1 hr 3 min
June 20, 2024 Ep. 288. The Deadly Shadow: Week 3 As the Wall of Water Hits
The brothers are back! Illness can’t keep us down! At least not for more than like a couple weeks! Matt refuses to listen to good advice! Chris is betrayed hilariously! Spy stuff!
https://archive.org/download/288-final/288%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the Interactive Fiction or Episode of Get Smart (thanks, Steven’s Corner!), the guys discuss the contents of their Attaché DREAMcase, and everyone loves spice gadgets!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
1 hr 8 min
May 30, 2024 Ep. 287. The Deadly Shadow: Week 2 Explosion in the Ocean
This week, Chris unlocks one of the mysteries of the cover illustration, Matt gets an ending so boring it’s hilarious, and a sneaky loop means PATHS WILL CROSS!
https://archive.org/download/287-final/287%20final.mp3
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of the Bleakest of the Bleak Quiz (thanks, Jenny!), Chris runs through some amazing predictions in new segment Put the Fan in Fantasy Finish It!, seats are put in passenger position, and a spy on a plane plays it real loose with his attaché gas!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
1 hr 5 min
May 23, 2024 Ep. 286. The Deadly Shadow: Week 1 Large and Fruitful
New book day is back! Chris is comin’ atcha from ONE YEAR IN THE PAST! Matt plays it safe and gets FULLY EXPLODED! Learn all about our very first LOST EPISODE! It’s high time for spy time let’s go!
https://archive.org/download/286-final/286%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Dragon Magazine Adventure (thanks, Minibit!), the guys give some awfully specific predictions, and super sweet code names are assigned! So official!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
1 hr 10 min

About Finish It!

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Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their…