Finish It!

By Matt and Chris YuleComedy Arts Books

Finish It! episodes

March 07, 2025 Ep. 315. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 8 Wide Fields of Cream
This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol’ fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!
https://archive.org/download/315_20250307/315.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Monster Truck (thanks, Adam!), Matt Arts the Book, and there’s an awful lot of ice cream and peanut butter talk! Crunches are good! Chris is wrong!
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54 min
February 27, 2025 Ep. 314. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 7 1-800-FINISH-IT-GUYS-GO-4REAL-4VER
This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it’s a totally “live” call-in “show”!
https://archive.org/download/314-bounce/314%20bounce.mp3
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Monster Edition, it’s totally the Pi episode (because of the episode number isn’t that fun?!), an honorment is bestowed, and the guys finally get asked who they would be in the Star Wars universe and they nearly fall apart!
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Illustration by Matt
1 hr 19 min
February 21, 2025 Ep. 313. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 6 Wild Card the Musical
It’s the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt pulled a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There’s singing but please manage your expectations!
https://archive.org/download/313-final/313%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the First Sentence Quiz: Musical Edition (thanks, Shrimp Dignity!), Matt tests Chris’ brain reflexes with some Nerd Association, and there is definitely some musical in here but be warned – it is not impressive!
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51 min
February 14, 2025 Ep. 312. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 5 Dirty A, Bro
Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for “suckers,” and it’s Lovey-Dovey day but we don’t lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you’re into it!
https://archive.org/download/312-bounce/312%20bounce.mp3
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Potentially Problematic Valentine’s Day Gift, Chris drops a gnarly Finish It! Finds It so you never have to try a Taco Bell Dirty Baja Blast, and the infusiasm is so thick you can practically taste it!
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1 hr
January 31, 2025 Ep. 311. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 4 Fischwhish Dot Com
Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there’s a pirate submarine!
https://archive.org/download/311-final/311%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by 311 because it’s episode #311, Matt has some Steamin’ Hot Takes to drop, Yogi Bear is basically Walter White, and IT IS NOT A BIT!
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Illustration by Paul Granger
52 min
January 23, 2025 Ep. 310. Struggle Down Under: Week SIX with Dani and Bill from Escape This Podcast!
Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more are back to celebrate with the guys! Matt boned up on previous reads, but a rogue Wild Card means he can’t help! Will new endings be found? WILL WE EVER FINISH THIS BOOK?!
Also, the whole team does some resolution choosing, Dani and Bill challenges the guys to probably the coolest quiz to date, and a truly classic running gag is revealed (hint: it involves an archeologist 1,000 years from now)!
https://archive.org/download/310-final/310%20final.mp3
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Original illustrations by S. Burphon, S. Yaweera, & J. Donploypetch.
1 hr 36 min
January 15, 2025 Ep. 309. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 3 ManBat Magic
Chris finds an unexpected new life down a dark hole! Matt watches a bus full of schoolchildren get eaten! Everyone is shirking responsibility for their actions! Happy New Year!
https://archive.org/download/309-final/309%20final.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of the Animated Godzilla TV Show, Matt takes us on a trip to Self Care Corner, and you’ll never guess which monsters have large human torsos! And legs!
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1 hr 1 min
December 25, 2024 Choosemas VII: The Boys in the Soup
Krampus is back and he’s got a song in his “heart”! The guys read a new wintery book by “special request”! Everyone’s all “Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates”! It’s a “gnarly” Choosemastime!
Also, someone is a sweety widdle kitty cat, Chris foists a Surprise Holiday Caroloke on Matt, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Scary Place Krampus Said He Would Drag Turd Brother To While He Was Asleep and He Would Wake Up There and Be So Scared, and our older friend Dan gets help with a move – NOT!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/308-final.mp3
O, Krampus Beast
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter King
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Illustration by Tom La Padula
1 hr 24 min
December 18, 2024Ep. 307. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 2 But Yes, It Will Be a Wonderful
Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let’s range monsters!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/307-finalll.mp3
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms!, the guys Roll Up Dudes (tables below!), blowholes are counted, and here comes a King Kaiju!
Let’s Roll a Dude
Ranger Vibe!
1. Steely-eyes and gritted teeth; you’ve seen it all
2. Wide-eyed wonder; everything is so new and exciting!
3. The monsters are precious and must be protected at all costs
4. I am the only line between these vicious monsters and my fellow humans
5. I love to party and monsters make parties better
6. When no one’s lookin imma eat a monster
Preferred Rangering outfit!
1. Vest, explorer hat, pockets everywhere
2. No shirt, no shoes, no problems
3. Straight up that bear armor that one guy made
4. Mmm fleece
5. National Park dress uniform – buttoned up and all business
6. Don’t matter how hot it is. Leather tip to toe
Tragic backstory that led you to become a Monster Ranger!
1. Had a pet monster but it was taken away when you were a kid because it was getting huge and looked so hungry. You hope to find it again someday.
2. Bigfoot stole your bike and shoved you down a hill
3. Swallowed by a sea serpent and stuck slowly moving through it for three days. Resucers made the monster swallow capri suns and lunchables in the packaging so you had something to eat. Eventually a diarrhetic was administered and everyone almost died from throwing up.
4. Best friend was a werewolf but they told everyone who your 7th grade crush was even though you were like do NOT tell anyone
5. Parents absolutely ripped to pieces by a chupacabra
6. You were a monster but got cured
Gear you wouldn’t be caught dead rangering without!
1. Swiss army sword
2. Binoculars with nightvision
3. Ridiculously expensive and finicky camera
4. A length of rope
5. Lunchables
6. Sleep mask and earplugs for dangernaps
Preferred Rangering companion!
1. Someone you could have a little crush on, just for fun
2. Borgfoot (cyborg bigfoot)
3. Straight up wizard but like the kind that casts spells that make a cloud of crows or candles that sing or the trees get up and dance around. Not like fireballs or whatever.
4. Talking segway
5. Hundreds of spiders all over you that only you can understand
6. Sentient sleeping bag (can not talk)
The only monster you are afraid of is!
1. The Greedy Creeper
2. Warplings
3. The Empty Statue
4. Thorncrackle
5. The False Man
6. Coffinfoot
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Illustration by Matt
1 hr 8 min
December 12, 2024 Ep. 306. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 1 Brothers Always Competing
Ooo new book day! You better like National Parks and monster stuff because that’s what’s up! Chris’ read takes a sharp turn into unexpected territory! Matt gets a satisfyingly Packardesque ending! This book has 39 ENDINGS!
https://archive.org/download/306-finalll/306%20finalll.mp3
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Godzilla Movie, wild Predictions are made, tons of new jangles hit the scene, loose business is handled, and someone regrets eating a bar burrito!
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Illustration by Matt
51 min

About Finish It!

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Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their…