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This week, the Wild Card strikes hard sending your boys on a new(ish) trip! Chris learns a little alien tongue! Matt is become the ender of stories! Jollibee gets reviewed!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of How Much Do You Know About Your Oblivion Dude, Chris braves a wild drive-thru to see how Finish It! Finds Jollibee, flutter power is at hurricane level, and a laser pistol in the wrong hands is a bad mistake!
Discord is so Hot Right Now
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Illustration by Paul Granger
This week, Chris says goodbye to a dear dear friend, Matt is asked one of the most disconcerting questions he’s ever heard, and the Earth blows up again!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Guess the Book by the Episode Title (thanks, uditzy!), the guys deliver thanks with new segment User Mailbag, and if you have a good idea for how to make HOOT an amazing horror movie you gotta run with it dude!
Discord is so Hot Right Now
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Doing the Bluesky Thing
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We’re Still on Twitter
Check Out the New Book and More!
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustration by Matt
This week, Chris loses faith, Matt goes viral on ClipClop, and you must remain wary of the wild flap! [Sorry if you tried to listen previously and the audio was bonkers. It’s now fixed!]
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Actual National Park or Compli and Concri National Park, CYOB returns to bring you the worst in interactive fiction-themed adult beverages, and why do these dang helicopters keep crashing?!
Flame of the King Kaiju
by ChrisGab’s Famous Grand Canyon Cafe Flying Saucer Coffee Buzzer
by MattDiscord is so Hot Right Now
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Doing the Bluesky Thing
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We’re Still on Twitter
Check Out the New Book and More!
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud
Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustration by Matt
This week, Chris gets fired, Matt meets the president, and someone has a major breakthrough! It’s 100% chuckles and winks!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Real Movie Title or Fake Movie Title That Matt and Chris Made Up On the Podcast (thanks, Drew!), Matt gets everyone Thinking Outside of the Box about Mother’s Day presents, and BEWARE THE MIGHTY RHINOSAURUS!
Oh hey, want to send us a letter? We have a lil mailbox now! And here’s the address!
Matt Yule
3439 SE Hawthorne Blvd. #619
Portland, OR 97214
Discord is so Hot Right Now
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Doing the Bluesky Thing
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We’re Still on Twitter
Check Out the New Book and More!
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
We’re on Stitcher, Too
There’s a Subreddit!
Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud
Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustration by Matt
This week, Matt gets called an idiot to his face over and over and rightfully so, Chris does a boo boo on his first day on the job, and the brothers do math in real time and hoo boy it ain’t pretty!
Also—in honor of next week’s 7th anniversary of this podcast—Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of What Year Was This Episode? (thank you, Common!), Chris drops the new segment/quiz/wildcard combo You Have To Solve My Riddles Three (or Four or Five or Six), and now that Chris is healthy we’ll let you know plans for the rescheduled Sad Pizza Party as soon as we can!
Discord is so Hot Right Now
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Doing the Bluesky Thing
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We’re Still on Twitter
Check Out the New Book and More!
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
We’re on Stitcher, Too
There’s a Subreddit!
Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud
Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustration by Matt
This week, Chris goes full clean slate! Matt gets an ending so bleak he is compelled to apologize! John Muir was eaten by the monsters he loved!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Pinball courtesy of Super User Hieronymus Peppo (thank you!), the guys play Which Kaiju Are You to find their monster personality matches, and SOMEONE has big fairy garden energy!
And don’t forget to join the guys for a Livestreamin’ good time Friday, April 25 at 7pm PT on the YouTube as they do a Sad Pizza Party! Drop your q’s, requests and anything else in the discord! See you then (unless you have plans, in which case, have a lovely evening)!
Discord is so Hot Right Now
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Doing the Bluesky Thing
Watch the YouTubes!
We’re Still on Twitter
Check Out the New Book and More!
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
We’re on Stitcher, Too
There’s a Subreddit!
Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud
Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustration by Matt
This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by Blue Öyster Cult Who is the Band That Did That Song Godzilla in Guitar Hero, the Ad Boys do their thing for the National Park Monster Ranger Service, and Matt lets pandas take the wheel!
ALERT! Join us for a Livestreamin’ good time Friday, April 25 (in the year 2025 because I am probably not going to ever update this post) at 7pm PT on the YouTube as we do a Sad Pizza Party! Send us all the q’s you need a’s for! Or requests for impressions! Or ideas for toppings we should hide under each others’ cheeses!
Stream Pandas
Discord is so Hot Right Now
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Doing the Bluesky Thing
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We’re Still on Twitter
Check Out the New Book and More!
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustration by Matt
This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a brutal round of the User-generated Preposition Recall Quiz (thank you Sarah W), SOMEONE gets a very happy birthday present (it’s Chris), and the guys make a thrilling sad pizza party announcement!
Discord is so Hot Right Now
Listen on Apple Podcasts
Doing the Bluesky Thing
We’re Still on Twitter
Check Out the New Book and More!
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
We’re on Stitcher, Too
There’s a Subreddit!
Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud
Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube
Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustration by Matt
This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week’s Wild Card is delightfully cruel!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the User-generated Interactive Fiction for Young Readers or Episode of The Godzilla Power Hour Quiz (thanks, Ty!), Chris presents the new segment Let’s Roll a Monster (pdf is below!), plans are in the works for some Deep Dish Dungeon Pepperoni Punishment, and from here on out all chrissions are mandatory!
Discord is so Hot Right Now
Listen on Apple Podcasts
Doing the Bluesky Thing
We’re Still on Twitter
Check Out the New Book and More!
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
We’re on Stitcher, Too
There’s a Subreddit!
Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud
Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube
Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustration by Matt
O yay o yay o yay! It’s Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let’s all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to take a “What Type of Fae are You” quiz, Chris makes Matt do a Fey Day Surprise Karaoke AGAIN, and there’s only two endings left! Will they finish the book? You probably already know the answer to that!
The Fairy Kidnap, Week 1!
The Fairy Kidnap, Week 2!
The Fairy Kidnap, Week 3!
Discord is so Hot Right Now
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We’re Still on Twitter
Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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There’s a Subreddit!
Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud
Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube
Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire
Illustrations by Ron Wing
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