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BOO! Blow the dust off that ol’ bowl of candy corn, it’s Creeptobscare time again! This year, the bros are going 5 straight weeks in fish monster heaven! But will they be able to find all 10 endings and finish the book before Creeptobscare ends? WILL THEY?!

Also, Chris is challenged to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz: Spoopy Edition, Matt battles the clock CYOB-style as Chris kicks off the Creeptobscare Challenge, a burlap brother appears, fish creature loves Karate Kid, and skateboard champonships will have to wait for now!

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This week, it’s back-to-school time! Matt makes two whole choices, and Chris gets a read where everything turns out fine. Or does it?! And then, OR DOES IT AGAIN?!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction is a License Plate (see plate “numbers” below), the guys get to Thinking Outside the Box about how to make a great impression on your first day of school, and there’s an awful lot of people coming face-to-face with horrible glop just so you know.

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This week, there are two endings left but Matt isn’t feeling so great about his read. Why, it would take a straight-up book miracle for the guys to finish this book in this episode! An honest-to-gosh BOOK MIRACLE. Who could harness the powers of chaos to complete such a mighty task? Maybe SOMEONE?!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Fictional Character Matt Kind of Looks Like Right Now Because of His New Glasses, BattleCards make their first—and almost certainly not last—appearance, and it seems like some folks on Discord were concerned about the short length of episodes lately. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET?!

Voting for the next book is donezo! What will it be? Listen to find out! Or, if it’s easier, simply exist a week from when Matt is writing this and you will just see what it is on the website.

This week, Chris becomes famous! Matt brings joy and the thrill of discovery to an entire civilization! But are these the same ending? Dang you guys it’s getting hard at the end of this book!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Which Yule Are You? (thanks, Mouse on a Moose!), the guys check the User Mailbag, Matt debuts the new segment If You Remember This One Specific Thing We Did In An Episode Of This Book I Will Give You 25 Real Dollars, and Dolphumans are deeply disappointed!

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Can it be?! Is it possible?! Could the dummy brothers get the same exact read two episodes in a row? Or will one brother dig deep and save the day with a thrilling twist?! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW! (Yes.)

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Balatro Joker (thanks, Jellyfish Lightning!), the bros get to some monster matching with a surprisingly tough round of Who Do You Ship?, someone’s been livin’ that sleep life, and did you know we’ve been reading this book since DECEMBER?!

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This week, somebody gulps, somebody winks, and nobody wins! The end of the book is nigh! Vote for the book you want to hear next! You’ll believe a man can save a fly!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of My Brother My Brother and Me (thanks, Ty!), the User Mailbag is opened in order to enjoy a sweet postcard, and the guys give their picks for the next book – with a little help from Premium User Ana!

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This week, Matt takes one for the team, Chris takes on the REAL monsters, and someone is told to walk across the room and cover their ears so they don’t hear a big secret!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of YoRe or Yogi (thanks, Steven’s Corner!), a hairy friend is deeply betrayed, and you’d better put on your cheering mouth because this ep is gonna require some HELP from everyone!

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It’s America’s best week! Celebrate what’s left of the place as the guys attempt to help good ol’ George Washington with some secret spy stuff. Chris gives George a mighty gift! Matt gets eaten alive again but not by a cool bear! U-S-A!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to yet another round of the traditional Colonial One Word Switch Quiz, Matt makes Chris do another Surprise Karaoke but all Summery this time, and someone does such a good spy job they have time to party!

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This week, Chris takes a very literal leap of faith; Matt finds a new park, new monster, new story branch, and an entire new kind of ending; and everything is feeling very BOFFO!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Title ExinBear Wrote to Trick the Yules (thanks, ExinBear!), Chris asks Matt Are You Smarter Than a Child, and the legend of Charlie Boogers endures!

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This week, Matt learns to stop worrying about looking cool, Chris unfolds a myriad of possible universes or perhaps none at all, and we’re stretchin’ it out!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Multi-User-generated round of the When Was the First Time This Thing Happened quiz, Matt runs us all through a bit of Housekeeping to see how much of this book is even left (more than you might think!), Chris exploits a peanut allergy, and someone is totally Audi!

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