Thankschoosing is upon us again! It’s time for another journey into the worst day of your life. Can it possibly get more grim than last year? Oh, absolutely!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of GTP-3 Your Own Adventure (thanks Meorge!), Chris finds the ultimate story twist, Matt is literally scarred for life, Gratitudes are aired and shared, and we hope y’all have a delightful family feast season!

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This week, Matt finds Mr. Packard’s grimdarkest vision of the distant future, Chris discovers Mr, Packard’s most baffling ending, and there’s a Finish It! Discord now! (Link’s in the post!)

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the 6 Question Quiz (thanks Miriam!), Chris throws us back to the early times with some hot Cave Facts, Earth becomes an archaeological scrapheap, and seriously come hang out on our Discord server!

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New book day! Return with the brothers to the place where it all started. And ended. And had all the middles. The Cave of Time!

Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Movie Title with the Word “Return” In It, the guys make some predictions, Matt throws it back to 2018 with a retro blast of Top 10 Things of the Week, and we’re all off to Blood Fart Lake!

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Matt is back! But don’t think that’ll stop the curse of Creeptobscare from rearing it’s mildly annoying head! The booo-thers engage in an apple juice power hour to accompany another journey to the worst Halloween party ever. It gets real sticky.

Also, Matt brings his full confidence to a horror movie synonyms quiz and Chris jumps off a broom. Grab your mask, your cloak, and your sticky juice, and join us for another creeptaculastic Halloween!!

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The shadow of Creetobscare grows long as Ty from Side Character Quest joins us to find out if we could be a deer! What could be spookier?! Three deer? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS! Ty gets stuck in deer Groundhog Day, rutting territory is disputed, and vegetation is munched.

Also, Ty brings a homerun D&D style quiz adventure that is NOT TO BE MISSED. Dracula has kidnapped Matt, and Chris must use his ttrpg skills top set him free! Sorry Matt!

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The bells toll thrice for the third week of Creeptobscare! Dani and Bill from Escape this Podcast and Solve This Murder join to battle lizard people on a moving train as grandmas just keep popping up left and right.

Also, we receive a visit from a very special surprise caller, brainstorm birthday/halloween synergy, and make everything Austin Powers..

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On this second week of Creeptobscare, Michael Jonathan Smith from Cobra Kai and the upcoming Twisted Metal TV series joins the spoopy fun! Chris forces him to answer the age old question, how do you boo?

Also, Chris challenges Michael to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, and a bunch of crazy kitty cats cause some zany shenanagins, including multiple deaths.

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Creeptobscare begins! This week, Chris escapes the cruel yoke of Matt’s talent and takes the incredible Stephen C. James for a bumpy journey through a very very bad first day of school.

Also, Chris challenges Stephen to a round of Are you a Wimp or Do You Laugh at Fear?” and they uncover the dirty secrets of the educational system. All while trying desperately not to die horribly gruesome and depressing deaths.

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This week, Chris’ adventure is violent yellow! Matt’s is long brown! Why all the obfuscation? Because surprises! It’s a real long one but it’s a real epic adventure! With only two endings left, will they finish this book? YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT.

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Synonyms: Nintendo or Super Nintendo Game We Played as Kids Quiz, the brothers discuss their Pipe Nightmares, you guys we’re doing the SNIP Showcase this weekend do not miss it, and Luigi is dead!

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In this week’s episode, Chris finds Luigi doing math badly, and Matt develops a whole theory of choice-making based on solving puzzles and playing it smart and this freakin’ book slaps him back down hard. Who does he think he is?!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the new User-generated quiz, Interactive Fiction but It’s Mario or Luigi (thanks, @Omni314!); the Ad Boys return with their toughest challenge yet; and the end of the book draws near! Send out your ideas for what book should be read next!

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