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This week, Chris becomes a babysitter and Matt blows it… literally AND figuratively! Ok seriously, it’s more exciting than it sounds. Not a lot more. But some.

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the User-generated Review Your Own Adventure (thanks, somedude and meorge!), Matt gives you the latest oldest in the new segment Today in Old News, fish are chased, boats are tipped, and the autonomy of boys is disrespected!

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It’s New Book Week, so you know these doofuses are going to get the same read somehow… OR WILL THEY? It’s Vikingtimes so Matt takes an “outwardly pragmatic” approach, and Chris plays it safe! Thrilling!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song from the Højskolesangbogen, Chris takes us through some new book Predictions, a new Bingo challenge takes off, and the guys are “back in the studio” living that “studio artist lifestyle”!

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Happy Halloweeeeen! Dani and Bill are back IN THE FLESH to help the bros knock a couple more endings off the traditional final book of Creeptobscare. Fun was always on the menu, but no one expected a Halloween Miracle!

Also, Dani challenges Chris, Matt and Bill to a suitably spooky round of Which of These Decisions Will Cause Your Death, Matt drops the Top 10 Pet Costumes of 2023, oranges are juggled, puns are imposed, and lots more!

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Covid can eat it! The boys are back and ready to make up for lost Creeptobscare time by tackling an entire plane of the MultiBumpsGooseVerse at once! It’s a mind melter!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Give Yourself Goosebumps or Rob Zombie Song (thanks, Adam!), the guys tell terrifying stories of the Curse of Creeptobscare, Dr. Doof is laughing at you, and don’t forget to get out there and grab that glop by the neck!

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Creeptobscare is back! This week, it’s poodle vampire time so cover that neck and prepare for spoopiness!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, Halloween strategies are discussed in How Do You Boo?, the guys determine who won the last book, and you better beware cuz Count Spatula is on the move! Special thanks to somedude (Alec) for the very good book rec!

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This week, Chris blows Matt’s mind by revealing that there’s only two pages left to find in this book! Could this be the final week of this essentially sharkless adventure?

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a thrilling new take on Total Title Recall, Chris becomes a brand new animal (not a shark), and the fellas do their best to track down some lil lost floaters!

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This week, Chris finds an ending HE’S never found before, Matt manages to keep his read nice and short for once, and someone absolutely blows it!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to an encore round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Captain Planet, Matt sprinkles around some relaxing tips in a new Self Care Corner (check out TheScottishIsle on YouTube and the awesome band Choir Boy and watch the Venture Bros. movie and get some bath bombs!), and a Premium User points out that the perfect title for this book has been out there all along!

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This week, Matt whips brutally from childlike delight to good ol’ fashioned despair, Chris discovers the secret behind why the book is called what it’s called, and everyone yells FAT TUNA!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the thrilling new quiz experience STREET SHARK IT!, Chris gives us all the info we’ll ever need about how much work we have left to do in a timely Data Dump, and someone gets SEVEN NEW PAGES in their read! Maybe we won’t be reading this into 2024 after all!

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This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can’t, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Street Sharks (thanks, Sam Lastname!), CYOB returns with some surprisingly drinkable concoctions, and if you ever dreamed of being an albatross this is the episode for you!

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This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Guns N’ Roses song, the Ad Boys return to tweak a misleading title, and a cat gets spanked!

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