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This week, Chris discovers an alternate reality, Matt gets rescued by a cool gal from Cincinnati, and someone gets beaten again and again with their own scepter!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Indiana Jones and Which Media Property (thanks, Matthew!), the guys enjoy some User PSAs, Chris FINALLY makes a Eurovision prediction, and there’s a whole itty bitty committee bit that is ok. Not A+ work. But it’s fine. Enjoy!

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This week, Chris gets straight up ignored by Indiana Jones, Matt gets a big payoff on a little aside, and someone desperately heaves! And it’s almost Finish It’s 5th birthday! Also, mummy boats!

As if that weren’t enough, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Title of a Finish It Podcast Episode, the boys make some delightful concoctions for a fresh round of CYOBeverage, and everyone loves the idea of self-improvement through self-humiliation! Also Matt forgets to do the fun fact YOU’RE WELCOME.

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This week, Matt gets what just might be THE best read in the book and Chris gets brutalized with some creative interactive fiction mechanic tinkering the likes of which we have never seen before! Unless we did and we forgot about it!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Recipe from an Indiana Jones Cookbook, talented User Marcus drops a very hot Read Tease on the Discord, Matt gives his Eurovision Predictions (thanks for the reminder Matthew, Mouse and Somedude!), and Indy burns his dang hand! Yowch!

Eurovision!

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This week, Chris is 100% sure he did the most Indiana Jones thing for the week, Matt makes a classic crowd-pleasin’ boo boo blunder, and both brothers get multi-punned by the master!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a one-word round of the Synonyms Quiz (thanks, @coolfreshJules!), the guys learn a little more about the mysterious Marla, Indiana Jones transcends his fear of snakes and death and everything, and the Bottleneck Hustle returns!

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The Allbunny is back to take the guys on another fever dream excursion, which is appropriate considering all the viruses that they’ve had recently! Chris gets a sentence that encapsulates every kid’s Easter dream! Matt gets some hot corn soup! The brothers celebrate Chris’ belated bday!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Chris Hasn’t Been Able to Do for a Month Because Everyone in His House is Sick, Matt dumps data in a new Data Dump only to learn some depressing news about this book, horrible sick people sounds happen (sorry), and Matt is a total Skimbleshanks!

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Original illustrations by Ted Enik

This week, Fey Day returns! Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings are back to whisk you away on a magical journey. Magic Wings serves his king dutifully! Twiddle Foots realizes he is not even the main character in this thing! We avoid evil tiny horses!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Fairly Oddparents, Chris tricks Matt into a traditional round of Fey Day Surprise Karaoke, Cousin Illsap is not messing around, some sweet little fairy dudes get absolutely slaughtered, and ohhhh what a dirty laddio!

The Fairy Kidnap, Week 1!

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This week, Matt gets fully bamboozled by the author, Chris also gets fully bamboozled by the author, and someone’s read gets “batty” but they still have a “howlin'” good time!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to round two of Episode of “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” or Give Yourself Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (thanks, @NoIinheme!), Chris recounts a wild tale of CYOAIRL, and Marla from Cincinnatti is all like “I’m too scared to scream” but they she totally screams anyway!

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This week, Matt deeply disappoints an entire room full of people, Chris “scores a quadruple,” and the guys are just a couple of dang Marions over here!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Indiana-ed-up round of the Synonyms Quiz (thanks again, @coolfreshJules!), the guys find out who they would be in Indiana Jones, there’s plenty more mummy fighting and green gassing and all kinds of good stuff. It’s a real bizarre adventure tale, as they say!

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This week, Chris butts someone headfirst, Matt gets caught in a mummy fight, and a vital palindrome is discovered!

Also, Chris might be on his way to becoming a ninja turtle, Matt quizzes Chris with the user-generated Episode of “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles” or Give Yourself Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (thanks, @NoIinheme!), and someone’s adventure was all just a dream… OR WAS IT?!

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Technical issues be darned it’s time for a new ep in a new book! This week, Chris jumps off a roof, Matt attempts to explain himself to the authorities, and both of these things go terribly!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Find Your Fate or Not Not Not, Matt makes way too many segments, there’s whole new bingo, the brothers have a Jones-off and tons more. Whip crack snap duhn duh duh duhhhhhhn doo doo doooooo.

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