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This is it! This MIGHT be the very last read of this book! Will the Yule brothers manage to find the last two pages? Or will they curse everyone to another week in a magic cave? Plus, voting’s done! It’s time to find out what the next read will be!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a throwback round of Interactive Fiction or…, Chris reveals the name of the next book the guys will be reading, the bros take a shot at coming up with some brand new endings for the current book, and someone becomes a whole snack.

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This week, Chris has a life-changing read, Matt is 99% sure his read has already been read but it’s such a delight he doesn’t even care, and it’s time to vote for the next book! Chris picked a book and Matt picked a book, but whose User-picked book did they choose to be option #3? Find out now!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the new quiz Finish It! or Finnish IT, Matt drops a proper bit of Housekeeping with numbers and everything, there’s a new First Sentence song, and all three possible next books have been announced so go do a vote!

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Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder are back so it’s time for all whackers to rack right off! Everyone but Bill has had a winning read of our favorite Down-Under adventure—could this be his year?

Plus, Chris and Matt announce their picks for the next book (send your ideas for option #3 on twitter or discord or wherever you like!), Dani and Bill test the brothers’ understanding of Australian slang, and is a double coffee milkshake a coffee milkshake with two shots of espresso or a coffee milkshake that is twice as big as usual we may never know!

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This week, Matt pretends he’s a sleepy lil bear, Chris makes a bunch of forest friends, and there’s only three endings left!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Judge This Book by the Cover quiz, the guys do a little Housekeeping, and Matt decides it’s time to go back and Art the original Cave of Time Book to measure User Trauma to see if everyone’s ready for another grand (looong) adventure!

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This week, Chris gets a nice little vacation during an epically long read, Matt discovers that the author may not have fully comprehended the time travel torture he created, and someone gets silly with the book only to have the book slap back.

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Adventure Haiku (thanks, @midnitelibrary and whatever AI bot helped you!), the guys make some milky brown thick whiskies in a new edition of CYOB, Matt messes around with fancy color lights even though you guys can’t even see any of that, and the guys spend way too much time trying to figure out being stuck five minutes ahead in time!

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Happy New Year! This week, Matt encounters a whole new nightmare of time travel that had not even occurred to him, Chris changes the life of one (undeserving) person’s life, and it’s time for some podcast resolutions!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of GPT-3 Your Own Adventure (thanks, Meorge!), everyone’s favorite New Year’s Quiz makes a triumphant return, and gosh dangit we hope your 2023 is just freakin’ spectacular!

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Are you ready to venture back into the mountains in search of the Yeti? And also your friend Carlos? Here’s hoping cuz that’s what’s up! Join Chris and Matt and Krampus and Bongle the Awful Elf and all of your favorites for a winter wonderread!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Top 10 Hottest Toys of 2022, Krampus celebrates the winter solstice, Turd Brother is humiliated by another fun fact, and Chris drops a long awaited update to everyone’s favorite ever-expanding song about finishing books! It’s an Xmas miracle!

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This week, Chris’ nemesis tries to bring the pain but is ill-prepared for his two COUNT THEM TWO secret weapons, Matt gets an ending that makes no sense without the accompanying illustration – perfect for a podcast! – and wool pants are a fashion yes in any time period!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to the new quiz CYOA O DDD (pulled straight from the discord – thanks The Familiar Stranger!), Matt challenges Chris to a Surprise Holiday Caroloke from Sia, and there’s a heck of a big ol’ MERCH DROP that just happened! Hot new designs from Chris including a “I’m with Turd Brother” Krampus-inspired design perfect for the holidays, a Godbunny design perfect for anywhere in the universe, a design for your favorite tagline and tons more. Worried we’re making beaucoup bucks off of you? We assure you we make nothing! And that’s how we like it!

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This week, Matt learns a dark legend about the cave of time involving scattered piles of bones, Chris’ read takes a tragic and sudden left turn, and someone drowns! Twice!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Glass Your Own Onion (thanks Steven!), DROD Dirgebinder makes a triumphant return (as does Zarvus Marbleforest in a stunning cameo), one of Matt’s predictions might have come true (Golor ring any bells for anyone?) and Chris comes up with the best Xmas store name ever!

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This week, Matt learns how to be agoraphobic and claustrophobic at the same time as he whizzes through space in a coffin, Chris finds an ending that is a great setup for a movie, and the brothers have a very special Krampusnacht guest!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Exclamation Point or No Exclamation Point (thanks Sam Lastname!), the guys invent some new Krampusnacht traditions, and the future just keeps getting worse!

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