Finish It!

In this week’s epic episode, Chris accomplishes his mission but instantly regrets it, Matt swings big and HITS and also MISSES, and it’s a triple segment bonus blast!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Nintendo Game, the guys do some Housekeeping, everyone learns from some User PSAs, and Coins will be Counted!

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Original illustrations by Josie Koehne

This week, Matt gets muffled by ectoplasm, Chris discovers a whole new color, and Luigi full on loses it while blasting monsters after his precious moustache is singed!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Pizza from Luigi’s or From Somewhere Else, the Mushroom Kingdom gets the CYOB treatment, and Bowser has 264 teeth!

Here are your CYOB recipes!

• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Irish Cream
• 2 oz Midori Liqueur

Pour over ice and stir, stir, stir! Add more Midori for more green!
For non-alcohol version, just get Coffee-Mate Irish Cream sweeteners (free at 7-11, Flying J, etc) and some fancy Amoretti Premium Honeydew Melon syrup (not free).

• Grapefruit Juice
• 1 oz Vodka (if you want it)
• 1/2 finger of Cherry Juice
• Old Forester Smoked Cinnamon Bitters (or cinnamon and liquid smoke)

Garnish with gummi peach ring!

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This week, Chris uncovers a mysterious body hair grooming situation, Matt runs blindly into the darkness, and there are loops! Loops and loops and loops! Loops within loops! It is a nightmare!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Captain N: The Game Master, Matt reviews Luigi’s Mansion 3 in a new installment of Finish It Finds It, and Luigi humiliates Bowser in MS DOS!

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Original illustrations by Josie Koehne

This week, Matt learns that Koopa cakes exist and are horrible, Chris comes across the most incomprehensible puzzle yet, and one brother gets what could be the darkest ending in the book!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Young Readers round of the Synonyms! quiz, the brothers play Finish It! Makes a Video Game, Matt chooses not to do some plumbersteinian calculations, a new First Sentence song appears, and he who hesitates is lasagna!

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This week, Chris learns some shocking Koopa lore, Matt learns the Brooklyn Plumbers’ War Cry, and Luigi is a warrior with a heart of gold!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, the guys get pumped up in a laid-back way with new segment Snoozy Reducey Extreme, and it’s just a dang chill episode in general!

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Original illustrations by Josie Koehne

This week, Chris and Matt head to the Mushroom Kingdom by way of Brooklyn for their very first adventure with their new best friend Luigi! Chris gets the most confusing ending ever! Matt kills Luigi! It’s fun for everyone!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Mission from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, the guys make some new predictions, the Luigi Experience is go, Coin Bingo begins, and for the first time Matt gives up on singing the new quiz song because he made it too dumb!

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Original illustration by Greg Wray

This week, Chris and Matt welcome the extraordinarily talented Ty from the extraordinarily terrific Side Character Quest and surprise him with a read from a wild book from his childhood!

Check out Ty on the Twitter and go listen to Side Character Quest right now! Or actually maybe listen to this episode first… Hey, you know what? You do you!

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Original illustrations by Derick Brown, Photography by John Norris Wood

This week, Matt gets slapped in the face by an adult man, Chris gets his face poked by an adult man, and THIS IS THE CLOSEST the scores have ever been! Can Matt come from behind and win the book or will Chris run away with the dang thing?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of the What’s Not on the Cover quiz (thanks, @sandra_peculiar), Matt gives a rundown of the score so far, and the guys find their ULT!

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Original illustrations by Ted Enik

This week, Chris teams up with a blurry buddy, Matt revisits a mysterious older woman, and this could be the very last week of this book! It’s time to vote for the next read!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or One of the 50 Worst Horror Movies According to Rotten Tomatoes According to a Newsweek Article from May of 2021, the bros pitch their picks for the next book based on your wonderful suggestions, there’s a whole new first sentence song philosophy, and more!

GO VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK ON THE TWITTER!

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Original illustrations by Ted Enik

This week, Chris gets torn to shreds, Matt learns something deeply disappointing about these 37 diamonds, and there are only four endings left, you guys! What book should be finished next?

Also, Chris subjects Matt to a “Can You See Ghosts” test from the internet, Matt does a little housekeeping, helicopters make wakka-wakka sounds, a cop’s mind gets absolutely blown, and a very special “guest” makes an appearance from the high ground! And seriously there are only a handful of endings left in this fantastic book, so let us know what you think we should read next!

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Original illustrations by Ted Enik