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This week, Matt has his DESTINY told to him, Chris busts out his KNIFE, and… could it be that one of the brothers has found this book’s Best Read? Sure, why not!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction Character with a Ridiculous Name or Character with a Ridiculous Real Name from Something Else, Chris drops Finish It! Finds It: TikTok edition, Thrombey gets up on a washing machine, a boy gets strangled to death with a bag over his head, and Myra gets what’s coming to her (but in a good way, though)!

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This week, Chris has a WILD adventure (which is to say a lot of things happen), Matt trusts his feelings and uses psychic powers (a bit sort of not really), and Chris’ chillzone is destroyed by Matt YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW ok yes you will.

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Thing Matt Said in Episode 202 (thanks, @Omni314!), Matt cooks up a half-baked Data Dump, a brand new Bottleneck Hustle takes the bros deep into their reads, and you know these dudes are looking for pics of #BirdEarsForBirdBrains!

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This week, Matt kills the Thrombey mansion real dead and Chris ventures into uncharted territory. But don’t worry! He has an ace… up his sleeeeeve.

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the sparkly new quiz Where to Begin (thanks, Thomas!), Chris plays with words in a new edition of Wham Bam Anagram, the guys give a shout out to their favorite water-tight Jedi for May the Fourth, and if you need a tip about jamming seltzers into your garage fridge we got a tip about jamming seltzers into your garage fridge!

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This week, Chris powers through something extremely unpleasant, Matt gets an ending that really should have been permanent, and Dormant is watching!

Also, Chris brutalizes Matt with a round of the Antonym Quiz, Matt demands a fresh edition of Art This Book as a reminder of the endings that have been found so far, and everybody is very very!

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The Godbunny returns but this time Matt and Chris don’t have to face it alone! Colin and James from Timeline Scavengers are here to help! Plus, the brothers finally do the sad pizza party they earned last Chooster! Let’s get spicy!

Also, Matt challenges Chris and James and Colin to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., James and Colin blow minds with their current endeavor to watch every scene in the MCU in in-universe chronological order (including the shows it’s amazing), and what are the chances we get the same read again? Like, no way right?!

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Happy Episode 200 Day!

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This week, Chris witnesses a murder most fowl (not a bird joke), and someone yells “Are you ready to die?” at Matt! Also, it’s episode 199 which is one away from 200 which is so many!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of… the Surprise Karaoke Quiz? Matt forces everyone to celebrate Episode 200 Eve with the worst jangle yet, Chris ends up in a familiar pickle, and the guys make an impassioned plea to everyone writing interactive fiction to please stop!

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This week, Chris gets every kind of scare on a ride through a real horror show, Matt does the same thing as last week with a slightly cooler ending, and someone sees the ghost of a certain former plastics magnate no big deal.

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the always mindbreaking Synonyms! Quiz, Chris absolutely does not bore with some Paranormal Investigation History from the 1800s, everyone puts their feet up on a desk for clearer thinkin’, there is a for-realsies Star Trek reference (it’s not exciting but it’s true), and here comes the Fascination Administrator!

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This week, Matt gives a lady his number! Chris finds a real ghost! And the brothers learn the horrible truth about the afterlife!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Mirrorverse Interactive Fiction Book aka the Antonym Quiz (thanks, @MouseOnAMoose!), Matt has some books on his mind so he does a segment called These Are the Books on My Mind, Jenny Mudge is making a haunted house, there’s a lovely Calm on the Bitty, and Matt almost forgets to do a Spooky Shorty but then he remembers!

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New book week! It’s time to hunt down the haunted! Harlowe is back and he’s a spooky spirit, but will the brothers even find him? Predictions! New music! New fun facts! Things are all very new!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode from Season 15 of Unsolved Mysteries, Jenny Mudge returns, Ghost Bingo kicks off, and—for a story about ghosts—things get pretty dang real.

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