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This week, Matt sacrifices romance for self-knowledge, Chris takes up a rusty sword, and if you’ve always wondered about Matt’s soup-buying habits YOU ARE IN LUCK!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a romantic round of the One Word Switch quiz, the guys learn What D&D Character Matt Is, a nice old cleric cowers from a mean barbarian, and also more things!

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Original illustrations by Jim Holloway

It’s new book day! This week, Chris maliciously and magically gives a girl a moustache, Matt levitates a handsome boy out of quicksand, and romance is in the air! Also monsters!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the Mishy Mashy quiz, Predictions are made, Smooch Bingo takes off, Tender Textings begin, there’s bunches of new music and we finally have a saxophone theme!

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Original illustrations by Elmore

This week, Matt sells a flute to a famous guy and Chris makes his grandma smile as they attempt to finish this book once and for all on their last day in the same city. Will they blow it? Maybe!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Interactive Fiction or Song By the Beatles, picks for the next book are announced (VOTE HERE!), the first sentence of this book finally gets its tribute, and we only have like three days to get ready for the new book oh nooooo!

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Original illustrations by Marco Cannella

This week, a new Gratitudes tradition begins as Matt surprises Chris with a thrilling new book! Matt takes rides from strangers! Chris’ cousin weeps uncontrollably! It’s a Gratitudes nightmare!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a Wheel-of-Time-themed round of the Mishy Mashy quiz, Gratitudes are exchanged, something is extremely weird at Uncle Norbert’s pig farm, Matt does a swear, and HEY! The guys are still looking to try on a non-CYOA book next time around, so send them some ideas via the Twitter! Or email us with this thing! It works!

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Original illustrations by Frank Bolle

This week, the eye contact continues! Matt sees a bear maul a man on a boat! Chris stands up to that jerk, Herc! None of these things end well!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Higher or Lower quiz, characters are shipped, and this is (hopefully) the penultimate episode of this book! The guys are looking to try on a non-CYOA book next time around, so send them some ideas via the Twitter! Or email us with this thing! It works!

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This week, the brothers are live from Chris’ garage! Matt meets a handsome teenager with some seriously mighty powers, Chris finds a pretty dang handy magical object, and there is just way too much eye contact.

Also, Chris challenges Matt to an absolutely not made-up-on-the-spot round of the Mishy Mashy quiz, the guys do some Housekeeping, User-generated Sad Pizza Holiday Party ideas are thoroughly enjoyed, Zeus is straight beef, and a dog was barking so we had to take a break in the middle!

Also, keep on sending us those amazing Sad Pizza Party Holiday ideas! Also also, we only have a couple weeks left on our Zeus journey, so let us know what you would like us to read next!

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger

It’s time for the Creeptobscare finale on the creepiest, tobscariest day of the year! The brothers return to their traditional Halloween read, prepared for anything! Well, Chris prepared. Matt didn’t. But what’s the worst that could happen? OH NO THE CURSE!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to an aurally eery round of the Backwards Book Quiz (thanks, @thewalkingdog6!), the guys cheers the holiday with some delicious new cocktail ideas (recipes coming soon), and everyone hopes you have the very best, very spookiest, ultimate Halloween safe time party night hooraaaaay!

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger

Creeptobscare is back, and so is your number one favorite screaming knight! Matt conquers a maze in technically one try! Chris decides to be all the evil he can be! But will either of them find a better ending than last year?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a quizziling round of Synonyms! (thanks again, @CoolFreshJules!), Matt reverse Santas candy right out from under your nose, the guys shine the User Spotlight on some seasonally creative listeners, and pixies are not football-shaped in the way you have been led to believe!

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Original illustrations by Mark Nagata

It’s a Creeptobscare special event! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast return to get spooky with the delightfully bizarre story of a child, their grandmother, and the alien inside of her. BONUS: Get ready for a villain you will NEVER FORGET!

Also, Dani and Bill challenge Matt and Chris to a round of Goosebumps Book or Care Bear Book (it’s harder than you can imagine), your grandma is full of eggs, and everyone must totally go check out Bill and Dani at all of their things!

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Original illustrations by Mark Nagata

Creeptobscare returns! Chris whisks us away to a spooky cay (it’s like a little island) absolutely crawling with kitty cats! Seriously, it’s scarier than it sounds. Chris dodges a billion booby traps! Matt sees a cat parade! Ok, it’s kind of cute.

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a terrifying round of the sparkly new Higher or Lower Quiz (thanks to dear user, Chris!), Matt gives his brother the gift of a fun fact break, Complies and Concries get a spooky new twist, and Matt rates the Top 5 Halloween Costume Ideas from The Throne of Zeus of the Week!

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Original illustrations by Craig White