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This week, Chris joins everyone’s favorite team of mythological heroes, Matt’s fictional parents decide to exploit a child, and a highly-anticipated illustration delivers confusion and disappointment!

Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a spoooooky round of the new Synonyms! quiz (thanks again, @coolfreshJules!), the brothers do some Checking-In on Twitter, there is a very long discussion of contraptions that keep you from snoring while you sleep (not at all brought to you by Hüpnos but here they are if you’re curious), and CREEPTOBSCARE is just around the corner! Get ready for some real qualities creeps all next month!

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This week, Matt saves the day and is home in time for breakfast, and Chris stands up to a horrifying monster… the monster of bullying! Also, a regular monster!

Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the thrilling new quiz format Synonyms! (thanks, @coolfreshJules!), a Correction is issued (thanks, @NoIinheme!), a jangle arrives to usher us through stale pages, Matt talks about but does not play a very old song that is maybe a drinking song (it’s the Seikilos epitaph!), and Halloween is discussed. Again!

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This week, Chris is used as a prop in a wet and wild god fight, and Matt takes some quiz revenge with the help of a premium user and it goes just fine, thank you very much!

Plus, Chris celebrates Make A Hat Day the best way possible (by creating pdfs of sweet hat cutouts that you can make RIGHT NOW – grab ’em below!), Matt learns some weirdly specific stuff about the intricacies of Greek God Time Travel, Hercules sheds a single manly tear (probably), and apologies and gratitudes go out from Matt to Sam aka @Omni314 for the very excellent quiz idea that was not pulled off very well.

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This week, Chris finds out exactly the kind of guy Hercules actually is, Matt sets a rather large swath of Earth on fire, and God allows a google search to happen that should never have been allowed to happen. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT GREEK MYTHS the answers are always gross.

Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the most devious user-suggested quiz in the history of the show (thanks a bunch, @Omni314), Matt dives deep into the mystery of what archeology mom is holding, that doesn’t take very long so he then busts out a couple extra segments, and Dionysus had a donkey-riding party daddy!

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This week, it’s like a whole new book as the brothers Yule tackle a very unfamiliar story branch. Chris rides in a big cup! Matt Wakandas Crete! Plus, Almost-Halloween is in the air, and you know what that means… Chris is seeing frankensteins everywhere!

Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the brand new user-suggested Skoob Sdrawkcab Quiz (thanks, @TheWalkingDog6!), Chris gets to work early on his Halloween plans, a boy tries to fight a two-headed monster with unsurprising results, someone’s gettin’ skeeter kisses, and my God the gravy!

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This week, the brothers Yule do some vital book-janitoring in order to tidy up a couple of adventure twigs. Will this be the last time Chris fails to rescue Persephone? Are Matt and Minotaur never to meet again? It’s emotional! To a degree!

Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a brutal round of the First Sentence Quiz, Matt classes the joint up with vintage segment Art This Book, Zeus hands out a consolation prize, it’s National Waffles Day, and it is dry as old witch’s bone!

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This week, Chris sits on a cloud TWICE; Matt ends up saying some final words that echo sadly back through history; and you may not currently know what the Mom-Hand Glamour, Mom’s Glamhammer, Phantom Mom Hand, Mama Glamhammer and rocker Graham Hamburglar have in common, but you will soon!

Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a user-generated round of the Only One Thing Quiz (thank you, Sarah!), the Greek Gods get a little help from some advertising geniuses, the guys gloat over the fate of Icarus and his dumb dad, the minotaur trails behind uneasily, and so much more. Well, a little more. A bit.

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This week, Chris chooses the coward’s path and is rewarded appropriately, Matt fights through tragedy and finds a magical ending and illustration that just might be the best in the book, and an age-old childhood mystery is explained. APPLECORE. BALTIMORE. WHO’S YOUR FRIEND? We are!

Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Which Greek God Is It, Though? (thank you, Adam!), Matt digs into a cartoon conundrum, a simple audio file finds a life of its own, an Ancient Greek drinking game sounds pretty fun, and the which-Zeus-is-best-Zeus argument rages on.

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This week, Matt makes a decision that he’s pretty sure will bring about his sudden demise (it does) and Chris puts everything on the line when he Quests-Out on a Live Read! Hope you like secret treasures and private sea shells!

Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a half-themed round of Blank Your Own Interactive Fiction, Chris is on a mission to find a certain lightning bolt hurling god boss, it’s totally ok if your grandma is your best friend, and hiccurps.

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This week, Matt has a tragical romantical beautiful boyfriend Victorian tragedy that will make you weep with joy AND sorrow, and Chris finds a “touching” ending and WINS THE BOOK HARDER THAN ANY OTHER BOOK EVER.

Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a brutal round of the Mishy-Mashy Quiz, Matt reviews all the coolest stuff (including the User-generated read-of-a-lifetime, Ghost Pirates of the Sea-Erra Madre) in Finish It! Finds It, an alternative history of the Yule brothers involving skateboarding and Mountain Dew is explored, the guys do dentists’ work for them, and plenty more.

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