Finish It!

By Matt and Chris YuleComedy Arts Books

Finish It! episodes

July 20, 2021 Ep. 166. The Throne of Zeus: Week Two A Tangle of Feathers, Bodies and Sticky Wax
This week, Matt wins the book at the expense of an innocent child’s life, and Chris wins the book at the expense of an innocent child’s life COME ON! SRSLY?! Hey, don’t panic! It’s ancient Greece! Lots of kids died as a narrative device! Maybe they won’t get the same read?
Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Xena: Warrior Princess (again yes we know), Chris drops Matt face-first to a high-flying round of Surprise Karaoke, and the guys take a peek at a sweetly sleeping minotaur. Aww.
And don’t forget it’s SAD PIZZA PARTY TIME! Don’t miss the upcoming Live Stream Extravaganza this Saturday, July 24 at 10pm ET/7pm PT on the Finish It! YOUTUBE channel! The brothers will be reading your User Generated Interactive Fiction masterpiece, Ghost Pirates of the Sea-erra Madre, reviewing your Dragons’ Den predictions, and ruining pizza for everyone!
https://archive.org/download/166-final/166%20final.mp3
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Original illustrations by Marco Cannella
57 min
July 13, 2021 Ep. 165. The Throne of Zeus: Week One Down into the Murky Stucks
Yay! New book day! The brothers crack open their new adventure, but will they get very far? Nope! But never fear, there’s lots going on! New music! New jangles! All the same old goofs! And for all you video-gamers… Hades shows up! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Class of the Titans, the guys give their ancient Greek predictions, God Bingo begins, Glenn Danzig gets provoked, and Complies and Concries are now suddenly Fables!
ALSO if you like SAD PIZZA PARTIES, don’t miss the upcoming Live Stream Extravaganza Saturday, July 24 at 10pm ET/7pm PT on the Finish It! YOUTUBE channel! The brothers will be reviewing your Dragons’ Den predictions, eating pizza sadly, and so much more. It will be gross!
https://archive.org/download/165-bounce/165%20bounce.mp3
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Original illustrations by Marco Cannella
1 hr 3 min
July 06, 2021 Ep. 164. The Dragon’s Den: Week Twelve A Cookie for Tarlane
Ok seriously maybe THIS week will be the boys final dragon adventure! It’s possible! Chris is totally lost but Matt says he knows what to do so then again MAYBE NOT! Plus, you voted and the next book will be THE THRONE OF ZEUS!
Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction AND Dot Dot Dot (thank you, @mauvebilions!), Chris is dying to know Who Thou Doth Ship, Tarlane goes on a sweaty elevator rant, and the brothers need you to show them #WhatsZarkonHolding so grab the big wizard pic below and ‘shop it good!
https://archive.org/download/164-final-2/164%20final%202.mp3
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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.
1 hr 24 min
June 29, 2021 Ep. 163. The Dragon’s Den: Week Eleven Skinless Lizards
This week could be the very last read of this book! Chris and Matt just have to not be total doofs and you know how well that tends to work out! Plus, the guys announce the next round of books for YOU THE USERS to vote on! And you had better like ’em… because YOU picked ’em!
Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the always thrilling Mishy Mashy Quiz, tons of jangles are released into the world, Matt drops a new First Sentence Song, tiny monsters crawl up some legs, and it’s time to VOTE! Hit up the twitter now and pick the book you want the brothers to read next!
https://archive.org/download/163-final/163%20final.mp3
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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.
1 hr 11 min
June 22, 2021 Ep. 162. The Dragon’s Den: Week Ten Ye Olde Flavourtowne
This week, the brothers are back together after three long weeks apart. Matt attempts to take a hit in the name of book janitoring buts ends up beating the book! Chris has NO IDEA what’s going on! Also, could this be the penultimate read of this book?
Plus, Chris takes everyone on a Journey to Flavortown, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Dragon Tale (thank you, @remMaryam!), someone dabbles in the Evil Arts, and keep an eye out for a poll to vote for the next book! It’s coming soon!
https://archive.org/download/162-final/162%20final.mp3
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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.
1 hr 10 min
June 15, 2021 Ep. 161. The Dragon’s Den: Week Nine Return of Tarlane
This week, the madness comes to a punchy end as the brothers Yule complete their quest to record three episodes in a single night. Matt has his most epic read in the HISTORY OF THE PODCAST! Chris has a TRUE DWARVEN FEAST! Tarlane TAKES AN ACTUAL SHOWER!
Plus, Chris challenges Matt to the same exact round of Mishy Mashy Quiz that he totally blew two episodes ago, Matt asks Chris What Kind of Dragon Would You Be?, Tarlane no joke fully takes a shower in this book it’s crazy, and hey pal what do we have to do to get you inside one of these elusive creatures?
https://archive.org/download/161-final/161%20final.mp3
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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.
1 hr 7 min
June 08, 2021 Ep. 160. The Dragon’s Den: Week Eight The Two Glowerers
This week, the brothers continue on their quest to record three episodes in a single night, an artificial intelligence reveals one of Zarvus’ early adventures, and Chris and Matt both hate their reads!
Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Mishy Mashy Quiz: I Wish This was a Real Book Edition, Chris houses a giant mushroom in The Histories of Zarvus and Drod, Matt is absolutely lost in this new-to-him branch, secrets are shared in the innhole, and someone does a dumb-sounding hiccup at 32:08.
https://archive.org/download/160-final/160%20final.mp3
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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.
1 hr 2 min
June 01, 2021 Ep. 159. The Dragon’s Den: Week Seven The Brothership of the Den
This week, the brothers Yule invite you to part one of a three-week epic event as they attempt to record three episodes in a single night! Also, Chris uncovers Tarlane’s secret plan!
Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a devastating round of Mishy Mashy Quiz: Science Fiction Pulp Edition, the fellas do a little housekeeping, someone brings a sword to a gunfight, and if you love balconies and alcoves boy are you in luck!
https://archive.org/download/159-final/159%20final.mp3
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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.
55 min
May 25, 2021 Ep. 158. The Dragon’s Den: Week Six Dragon Babies
This week, the magical rope finally gets its moment to shine, Chris digs up Drod’s backstory with the help of artificial intelligence, and Matt goes to hell.
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a good ol’ fashioned round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Herculoids, there is no mention whatsoever of sad pizza parties (it’s coming, we promise we haven’t forgotten), there is a straight up dragon fight, and someone gets a little too comfy on a treasure pile.
MORE BONUS GOOD STUFF! Don’t worry if you missed us and lots more amazing shows at the Scavengers Network Indie Podcast Showcase, you can watch it whenever the heck you want right here!
https://archive.org/download/158-final/158%20final.mp3
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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.
57 min
May 19, 2021 Ep. 157. The Dragon’s Den: Week Five Zarvus and the Magic Rope
This week, a teeny old mystery is solved, a huge new mystery is revealed, Matt becomes indispensably good at something indescribably dumb, and Zarkon shoots a magic rope at Chris. Adventure!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to an all-new quiz format called “Unreissued” (thanks, @midnitelibrary!), Matt takes everyone to Self Care Corner for a little camping trip, and Willie “Top Hat” Williamson is out there somewhere in that old-timey boxing pose living it up.
BONUS GOOD STUFF! Don’t miss us and lots more amazing shows at the Scavengers Network Indie Podcast Showcase this Friday, May 21 through Sunday, May 23!
https://archive.org/download/157-final-fix-2/157%20final%20fix%202.mp3
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Original illustrations by Paul Abrams.
59 min

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Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their…