Finish It!

This week, the Yules are joined by the internet’s very own uncle Asterios Kokkinos from the extremely good and extremely cyberpunk podcast, Jacked! Get ready to run a hardline to the mainframe because the year is now 2098 and all of your cybers are about to be hacked!

No time for fun copy! Jump into the episode because it’s a dang delight! And check below for vital links to everything Asterios is up to (which is a lot) and more (because there’s more)!

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Original illustration by Eric Cherry.

This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we’re not totally helpless but there’s only so much you can do. It’s a fun-time show!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Ulysses 31 (thanks @TheWalkingDog6), Todd continues getting more horrible, Matt introduces the world to the gently expanding FinishItVerse, there’s plenty of Valentines and Festivale talk, and seriously these poor kids on dino island are getting deeply traumatized.

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Original illustrations by Ron Wing.

This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau’s amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can’t remember what happened to him, and it’s time for dino drinks!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Dinosaucers, Todd is not getting any cooler, the boys find a very exciting page, the page gets its own jangle, and a stand-up bit about who gets the arms of the middle seat on a plane is poorly pilfered.

The Kirin Volcano

• 3 oz Jalapeno-infused rum
• .5 oz lime juice
• Passionfruit puree
• Bundaberg ginger beer

Shake rum, lime juice and puree well. Pour over ice. Top off with ginger beer. Hollow out half of lime and place a bit of bread in the hollow. Soak bread with lemon extract and set on fire. Sprinkle cinnamon and nutmeg over flame for nifty sparky stuff.

The Kirin Volcano (non-alcoholic)

Evenly combine passionfruit juice and ginger beer, sprinkle a bit of cinnamon and nutmeg on top.

The Thagomizer

• 2 shots Ron Zacapa (or any niiiice rum)
• Juice of half a lime
• Angostura bitters
• Tiki bitters
• Cherry

Pour the rum, juice and bitters over a whole pint glass of ice and stir until it melts a bunch. Serve in a tumbler with a couple ice cubes. Oooh it’s good.

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Original illustrations by Ron Wing.

This week, Chris has an epic adventure on an island full of dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Matt gets to make one whole entire single choice over the course of reading 12 thrilling pages of text! Was picking a 13-ending book a mistake? No way! WOO NEW BOOK DAY!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Dinosaurs (natch), the boys make some predictions for the new book, and there’s fresh jangles and music out the wazoo! Dang, you gotta love that new book smell.

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Original illustrations by Ron Wing.

This week, your boys are graced with the dang delightful presence of Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder, to continue our adventures in the land DOWN UNDAH (woof, sorry). Plus, find out what books YOU get to choose from for the Yuleses’ next journey!

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Original illustrations by S. Burphon, S. Yaweera, & J. Donploypetch.

Enough, already! This week, the boys are marathoning the ENTIRE REST OF THIS BOOK in a single, epic episode! But will they be able to find the remaining 10 endings PLUS the hidden 11th? Here’s hoping! Also, there will be Yeti crabs!

There’s no time for fun copy! We have to finish this book RIGHT NOW! Time to dive in – for the last time maybe even!

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Chris meets some folks beneath the sea and immediately bails on them, Matt meets some folks beneath the sea and refuses to bail them out, and someone feels the need to Quest-Out a Live Read!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea, Chris introduces the new segment “We Forgot To Do A Thing So Our Users Had To Do It” which will certainly be making more appearances in the future, and the brothers very nearly give up entirely on this book but then decide they could never do such a thing so don’t get your hopes up!

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Matt’s adventure is a total fluke, Chris goes all double-oh-seven for the Nodoors, and you are definitely not ready for RANDYMAN!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction Book from a Particular Series or 2020 Interactive Fiction Competition Entry (thanks, @swilllson!), Matt rounds up some amazing user-generated name options for our newest ocean friend, the guys learn about one heck of a dumb shark, and hey hey we’re phoning it in! Kind of!

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Chris is TOTALLY BETRAYED, Matt finds a whole new storyline MAYBE, and the guys are celebrating the new year with a couple of REAL positive attitudes. Happy New Year, dear Users!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to the traditional New Year’s round of Interactive Fiction or Song by Ed Sheeran, Chris looks back at New Years That We’ve Done Before, R.I.P. Sebastian the Crab, the Deep Sea Fish Facts is a special BLOOPER installment, and the negativity horn keeps things peppy!

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger.

Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He’s brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you’d least expect. Oh, and it’s up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS!

Also, Matt is still a turd brother, Chris takes on the final (probably?) Holiday Surprise Caroloke challenge; Matt must identify moments from Finish It! Past, Present and Future in a thrilling new quiz; Krampus’ surprise guest is a real mess; and HEY EVERYONE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND WE LOVE YOU!

(traditional)

On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter King

Here’s Your Krampus Carol You Monsters

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Original illustrations by Laurence Peguy.