Finish It!

Bro Chat is back! Enjoy some goofs and segments and fun without the stress of deciding who wins a book! It’s time for some Secret Sorceress #FantasyFinishIt, and a look back at Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey to get us in the mood for the next book!

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This week, only four loose pages stand between the brothers and the start of a whole new book prison! Matt tracks down a sassy waitress! Chris ignores his strongest wizard impulse! Will it be enough?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to an absolutely humiliating round of the brand new quiz, Remember That First Sentence, Bro?; everything is better Goblin style; the guys enjoy some special book-themed beverages; and if you like Tender Textings, you’re in luck because you’re getting extra helpin’s!

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This week, there’s only one ending and seven pages left! Will the Yule brothers finish the book? Or will a handful of loose loops defy them with hidden pages? It’s probably pretty obvious which will happen but isn’t it kind of exciting?!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song By Rob Thomas Whose Birthday is February 14th, Chris speaks truth to power, Matt sets love aside, the guys answer your lovey-dovey Q&As with Choose Your Love, and the next book is decided! What will it be? Check it out here! Why not just write it in this copy? Honestly, no clue! Felt like linkin’!

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This week, Matt makes some risky moves and finds his mind floating away in an amethyst dream, Chris has a little leather bondage moment, and OH HEY WHOA we’re almost done with this book better vote for the next one already!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms! (thanks, @coolfreshJules!), Matt does some Housekeeping to see how many pages are left in this thing, and IT’S TIME TO VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK! It’s a runner-up face-off this time! Go vote! Woooo!

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This week, Matt finds a great place to build a whole new castle, Chris learns some cool new lore about dragons and spellcasting, and your new daily obsession is here! Link to FINORDLE is in the post! It’s the puzz with the buzz!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or 1-800-Flowers Dot Com Valentine’s Day Bouquet, being friends with wizards makes you boycrazy, and the guys gotta wonder – what’s the deal with Worm? That’s out of the way – let’s FINORDLE!

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It’s strugglin’ time again! Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder, are back for another chaotic journey to help our renegade archeologist uncle tell whackers to rack off!

Plus, Matt makes everyone celebrate Burns Supper with a rousing rendition of Surprise Karaoke, Dani and Bill challenges the brothers to a round of Deadly Australia Stuff: Kill You or Unlikely to Kill You?, and mail plane pilots Ed and Gerry have a real bad day.

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This week, Chris denies the power of the scepter, Matt finds himself pursuing a very bad romance, and D&D leprechauns steal Shaw’s sword! You want to see inside a leprechaun lair? Oh, we’ll take you inside a leprechaun lair!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the new quiz “Just the Samps” (thanks, @coolfreshJules!), Smooch Bingo heats up, the Ad Boys are back to help the good people of Gallenford, and lots more nonsense.

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This week, Matt gets stabbed basically exactly 500 times, Chris meets a level 12 wizard (seriously, he says he’s 12th level out loud), and Matt thinks it’s still New Year’s time! It is not! He is a befuddled buffoon!

In addition, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Romance Novel from Harlequin Enterprises, the guys wonder what resolutions they SHOULD have made, someone forgets that dragons grow up, and seriously Matt is sorry for forgetting the New Year’s episode just happened last week. What is going on, geez.

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This week, Matt absolutely beats the book with the best possible ending, but MORE IMPORTANTLY Chris gets a little backstory about Buchfric! Also, happy dang New Year!

In addition, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Song by Ed Sheeran for the fourth year straight, the guys make some podcast resolutions, and a dagger is magically embedded in a real jerk’s heart! How’s that for ringing in the new year in a couple of days?

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Krampus has returned with Q’s for all your burning A’s! And the brothers have Q’s, too! Why are there children in that giant pumpkin? What do robot cats have to do with Yetis? Is that a unicorn?

Also, Matt is still a turd brother, Chris takes on yet another Holiday Surprise Caroloke challenge, Matt must pass Chris’ Quote From This Book or Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol quiz, Krampus’ hosts a super spreader event, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS BE SAFE WE LOVE YOU!

(traditional)

On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter King

Here’s Your Krampus Carol You Monsters

Buy All of Your Holiday Gifts from Us! Why Not?

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