Welcome to Episode 7 of Mads World: Flatmate Wanted, Non-Smoker, Non-Ugly! (A tidy little Friends reference for those playing at home.)

As I’ve been housemate hunting lately for a new cohabitant, it got me thinking about how finding a new housemate is a lot like dating, especially in recent times!

You'll hear me and a fellow Aussie living in London, Gemma Allan, read out and discuss your housemate horror story submissions. From underwear theft, to attempted ISIS recruitment, to burning a body in the backyard: You guys submitted some crackers this week!

Up next I chat to Zea Smith, my former housemate, about a housemate horror story we lived through together, alongside answering some of your best questions for the week.

Submit your dating questions through madsworld.mp3, and my guests and I will answer them on the show in our Left On Read segment! You will remain anonymous.

All names have been changed and voices disguised unless explicitly said so within the show.

Cover Art: Veredien

Music: The.Jones.Project_93