Girls Rewatch: Sex and the City

Nick Smith of the I Never Liked You podcast has joined the circus of Girls Rewatch to help us dissect SATC S2E3, “The Freak Show.” 

Samantha gets a reverse BBL after a leather freak accurately clocks her age, Charlotte hoards Mr. Pussy and orgasms so much she forgets how to date, Carrie goes on a rapid-fire string of dates only to end up with the biggest weirdo of all (a rec league soccer player,) and Miranda doesn’t need to learn a lesson; she already knows all 30+ single men are freaks. 

We glow over the casual repartee you can have with a gay doctor, discuss possible plans to pull a Samantha and hang out with Gen Alpha to appear younger, wonder why we’re not throwing around the word “pussy” like they were in the 90’s, and remind Jennifer Anniston she doesn’t need to try so hard (you’re a star, baby!) 

Plus, Nick reflects on the pendulum of plastic surgery trends, Amelia mourns the loss of double dates, and Evan shares their hack to the perfect first date (it didn’t work for Amelia at the Transit Museum.) 

Catch Nick’s show Hear Me Out at the Bell House on June 20th! And yes, it’s homophobic if you don’t see him perform during pride month.

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Jamie Lee, executive producer and writer on Ted Lasso, writer/ star of Crashing, and Lisa Vanderpump of Gowanas is in the studio to chat SATC S2E2 “The Awful Truth.”

Charlotte adopts a Jack Russell Terrorist, Samantha finds allyship with her therapist and breaks up with her tiny penis boyfriend, Miranda experiments with dirty talk, The Girls get messy over mezze when Big shows up to Carrie’s birthday dinner, and the world is introduced to the best girl to bring to any gathering: Susan Sharon. 

We lament over the loss of whimsy in character names (see: Booth Jonathan, Laird, and Mimi-Rose Howard,) petition for themed restaurants to make a resurgence, explain how friends like Susan Sharon are the hack to applying the Pomodoro Method to a social excursion (fodder queen,) and analyze how getting filler is an anxiety response.

We know we’re going to see Jamie’s investigative and heartfelt stand up special My Friend Katy at Joe’s Pub June 16th. Find your tickets at @reallyjamielee! 

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Batters up! Marty Miller and Missy McIntosh are stepping up to the plate to discuss SATC S2E1 “Take Me Out to the Ball Game.” 

Post-Big breakup, Carrie is click-clacking around the city looking DUMPED and rebounds with The New Yankee, Miranda is not beating the lesbian allegations in those overalls and is pissed no one wants to talk about her new PalmPilot, Samantha tries to coach James and his tiny penis on how to hit a home run, and Charlotte dates a ball-grabber. 

We chat about the euphoric victory of running into your ex whilst looking hot on a date with someone famous, how Dua Lipa is the next Reese Witherspoon in a literary sense, the lost art of wearing stilettos in Manhattan, and if flirting without the intention of sex is healthy or cruel.

Plus, no one is safe when Evan puts on a fur. 

Catch Marty and Missy at UCB’s Maude & Betty nights in New York, or find them at:

@itsmartymiller

@missy.mcintosh

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Kay Poyer, the potential Fran Lebowitz of 20-something trans girls, communes with us to discuss SATC S1E12 “Oh Come All Ye Faithful.” It’s a pun once again!

Miranda dates a playwright who must cleanse himself with holy water after sinning (immediate shower after sex,) Charlotte is persecuted by the psychics of Manhattan, Carrie goes undercover in a big ol’ hat to try and meet Big’s mom at church, and Samantha exorcises her biggest demon: the man she loves has a small penis. 

We share holy wisdom on how churches are the new bars for gen-z men, cigs are classic while vapes are sexless, how Charlotte and Amelia have shared clairvoyant trauma, and that truth, communication, and sisterhood are the only uppers our ladies need in a bathroom stall when talking tiny dicks.

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Brooke Averick, co-host of Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast and author of upcoming romance novel Phoebe Berman’s Gonna Lose It joins us to discuss SATC S1E11, “The Drought.” 

Carrie lets and ootsie tootsie slip in front of Big and has an existential crisis, Miranda deals with a 3-month dry spell and cat-calls outside Blockbuster, Samantha does no-nut November for a yogi, and Charlotte encounters the medical wonder of Prozac.

We discuss female horniness, how Miranda would have been salvaged by Grindr, why PinkPantheress is the nerds gummy clusters of pop girlies, and how writing a rom com is not for the emotionally celibate. 

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Vegas, hello! Despite a royal visit from Charles & Camilla, Girls Rewatch sits down with Mark Indelicato to discuss Hacks and more.

First, Amelia and Evan review how the holy marriage of fashion and comedy is potentially back with The Devil Wears Prada 2, dote on women in STEM that are surely getting into millennial heaven (Denver, CO) and have a Socratic seminar on if “twink” is gender neutral.

Then, Mark Indelicato joins us to discuss the importance of Justin in Ugly Betty in the Obama-era, how you don’t need a UCB degree to thrive on set with Jean Smart, and report on the Ladies of London feud between Mark and Margo. 

Plus we get a forecast on how we can fill the Hacks-shaped void in our hearts! 

Check out Mark Indelicato and Ana Ortiz’s iHeart Podcast Viva Betty! for even more Ugly Betty lore.  

Obama, come back! 

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The world has been blessed with another Lena Dunham memoir, and we’re here to discuss!

Famesick adds a whole new dimension to the idea of Girls Rewatch as Lena reveals how her life was falling apart behind the scenes of Girls. We chat about the validation of a diagnosis, the paradox of keeping together on-screen friendships while having no time for friends of your own, and the mental toll of becoming an overnight success (the Chappell-Roanification of a writer.)

Confirmed, it’s the perfect book to listen to while crying and cleaning your room!

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Girls Rewatch Podcast is taking a trip to Pittsburgh this week to discuss season 2 of The Pitt. 

We take a look at the season as a whole, discussing the mental health journeys of the characters, how the ER is a mirror of America, and equally as important, Ogilvie’s gay undertones.

We also discuss the pure joy of seeing Santos rip out Mel’s braid during karaoke, Dr. Robby’s abandonment issues, Whitaker's strange approach to his break room fight with Langdon, and the dedication of a certain sunburned performer.

YOU OUGHTA KNOW! 

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Dana Donnelly of Midnight Milkshake Podcast and writer/ director of The Prospect puts on her anthropologist hat to discuss SATC S1E10, “The Baby Shower.”

Our four ladies take a road trip to suburban Connecticut for ex-party girl Laney’s baby shower and bravely confront the idea of motherhood. 

Samantha heats up her old slut rivalry with Laney and delivers her most iconic line (“you bitch!”) Charlotte laments her stolen baby name and 90s-style deletes her Pinterest board, Carrie misses her period and contemplates motherhood from a journalistic perspective, and Miranda shares a familial moment with Carrie in the condom aisle at the drug store. 

We discuss how having a secure sense of identity can make you a better slut and mother, why being a goofy gal means you have the most natural sexual energy, the argument for throwing more events that celebrate not having a baby, and why Carrie should never open Excel.

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Dylan Carlino of spiritual sister podcast Feelin’ Girly joins us to discuss SATC S1E9, “The Turtle and the Hare.” 

Samantha has a full trauma-response to being rejected and Queer Eyes a baldie with bad breath, Charlotte enters vibrator psychosis and orgasms for probably the first time in her life, Miranda stages a Rabbit intervention, and Carrie considers a lavender marriage to Stanford.

We discuss how the best party favor at a wedding is a tailored piece of relationship advice, Stanford’s timeless struggle as a gay without “the gay look,” the 30’s panic of relationship musical chairs, and how an ugly guy approaching you at a bar is better than a lazy hottie's DM.

Time to get off the apps and into the wild! 

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