For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month @ goodchildrenpod!

We're talking about fall/Gilmore Girls/apple picking for the third consecutive year in a row but this time our opinions fall into a slightly more controversial category. Is apple picking really worth the hype? What exactly does it mean to pick a pumpkin? Is Rory Gilmore apolitical? All this and more.

Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at MINTMOBILE.com/GOODCHILDREN. For FREE breakfast for life go to HelloFresh.com/freegoodchildren.

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: goodchildrenpod

FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK:goodchildrenpod

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month!

This week we're joined by the iconic Yasmine Sahid for a discussion on Disney Channel and destiny. In what has been described, by us, as the best episode of the podcast, Yasmine recounts auditions as a child, the expectations vs. reality of moving to LA, and her most toxic job. 

Upgrade your wardrobe with pieces made to last with Quince. Go to Quince.com/goodchildren for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month!

This week we discuss the trials and tribulations of early college years. From standardized testing to public bathrooms, messy roommates, and everything in between.

For FREE breakfast for life go to HelloFresh.com/freegoodchildren!

Go to ROCKETRX.COM and enter code: GOODCHILDREN at checkout for 20% off your first order!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month!

This week we take you on a retrospective of some of our favorite family vacations, including the fateful trip to Orlando where Andrew surprised Joe on his 14th birthday. 

Be your most comfortable self this fall with MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/goodchildren. 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month!

This week we are joined by the legendary man behind the greenscreen: Kelon Campbell, face of Terri Joe. We chat about growing up gay, doing scary things, vampires, ghosts, mediums, and Madonna. 

Head to CRAPEYEWEAR.COM/GOODCHILDREN and enter code: GOODCHILDREN at checkout for 25% off your first order!

Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at MINTMOBILE.COM/GOODCHILDREN!

$45 upfront payment required (equivalent to $15/mo.). New customers on first 3 month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees, & restrictions apply. See MINT MOBILE for details.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For a bonus episode every Friday plus access to 100+ extra episodes, join us on Patreon for $7 a month!

This week we talk about the diet culture of the 2000s that made us the insecure freaks we are today. From Weight Watchers to Jenny Craig all the way down to South Beach and Atkins. PLUS: another harrowing story from Andrew. 

Head to CRAPEYEWEAR.COM/GOODCHILDREN and enter code: GOODCHILDREN at checkout for 25% off your first order!

Go to ROCKETRX.COM and enter code: GOODCHILDREN at checkout for 20% off your first order!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon!

Today we just rank some fruit to be honest.

Call in for advice or with a question at (516) 366-0826!

Get 20% off your first order at MeUndies, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/goodchildren.

Get free breakfast FOR LIFE, just by going to HelloFresh.com/freegoodchildren.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon!

Another episode about bottoming what else is new? This week we cover some sensitive subjects about sensitive areas... PLUS: TikTok Shop, Crumbl Cookies, gooning, coconut oil, girth extenders, African Net Sponges, vegetables in orifices, Andrew's dating life, and proper hygiene.

Call in for advice or with a question at (516) 366-0826!

Go to Quince.com/goodchildren for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Head to FACTORMEALS.com/goodchildren50 and use code goodchildren50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month! 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon.

After discovering a new archive of home videos, Joe comes to the crushing realization that he is quickly hurtling toward the same age his parents were when they started having children. What follows is a chaotic, heavy, and strange conversation about the inescapable reality of getting older, just in time for Joe's birthday.

Call in for advice or with a question at (516)366-0826!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week is all about our favorite subject: food. We talk foods we love, foods we hate, our last meals, our most recent meals, and, randomly, imposter syndrome in your early 20s.

Call in: (516) 366-0826

Get exclusive bonus episodes every Friday for $7 a month on Patreon!

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices