On this dig back into a past Patreon episode, Doug suggests that this movie would be a delight if it simply cut to credits after 30 minutes, Jamie longs to see both Joan Cusack and Laurie Metcalf in better movies, and we both appreciate that a brilliant thespian like Daniel Day Lewis would get naked on screen for 'art'. Burn all of your family's possessions in a bonfire in the yard, steer clear of anyone who lives in a trailer when there's a mansion on the property, and join us as we dive into a movie that was a fitting end to our time on Patreon, Stars and Bars!

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On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie tries to explain the difference between Cacao and Coco to her cohost with no success, Doug understands some of Billy Crystal's frustration in this film as he has similar stress dreams, and we both agree that a newborn Canny DeVito probably looked similar to a furry egg. Try not to get horny when reading The Little Engine That Could, just skip the first line of your novel as you have plenty of time to return to it later, and join us as we watch a comedy that seems to go out of its way to avoid humor in, Throw Momma From The Train!

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On this dig back into a past Holiday special, Doug has no idea why the deadbeat dad in this film is so obsessed with the little girl living next door, Jamie reveals that her husband may have something wrong with him because of his childhood fondness for this movie, and we both warn listeners to steer clear of any Christmas Angel that looks like Harry Dean Stanton. Sink all your money into a sure-to-fail bike shop, don't let that cashier charge you for Doritos you didn't buy, and join us as we wonder how murdering a character's family before their eyes helps them embrace the Christmas spirit as we discuss, One Magic Christmas!

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On this dig back into past Holiday animated special, Doug admits that any math after division is a mystery, Jamie questions just how many to these Cabbage Patch Kids were invented just for this special, and we realize that Cabbage Kids are nothing but little Danny DeVitos. Bundle up for those icy Atlanta winter nights, count all the freckles on your red-haired doll, and join us as we try and work out the mythology behind The Cabbage Patch Kids Christmas Special!

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On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie suspects that streaming service Tubie and Shaquille O'Neal are trying to make her give up the vegan lifestyle, Doug wats the Shindler's List opening credits to involve more karate, and we both wonder if our terrible foreign accents should be seen as offensive or just an accurate representation of the performance. Don't play ball in the house (especially when the mob wants your entire family dead, enjoy your Casino/Gypsy booze cruise, and join us as we struggle to understand how the first 10 minutes have anything to do with the rest of the movie while talking about, Pray for Death!

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On this dig back into past Holiday Patreon episodes, Doug mixes up Maureen McGovern and Maureen McCormick, Jamie wants everyone to make a holiday-inspired dish from Nancy Reagan, and we try not to get too distracted by better things we'd recently watched for the podcast like Night Hawks and A Cabbage Patch kids Christmas. Do some cigarette magic tricks for children, slide into some comfy sweats, and join us as we struggle to understand how anyone at the time managed to keep watching this special after the first commercial break, all while discussing A Christmas Dream!

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On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie wants a movie that explains the whereabouts of both Bill and Ted's mothers, Doug explain's exactly what it would take to convince him to get in a stranger's van, and we both dig far too deep into the aspects of this silly time travel comedy that make no logical sense. Don't bring Freud along with you to pick up babes, earn that Ziggy Piggy button, and join us as we swing wildly between entertainment and frustration while discussing, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure! We're gonna get some hate for this one.

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On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug fears that anyone he works with will ever stumble upon this podcast, Jamie really tries to figure out why Hollywood kept giving Rowdy Roddy opportunities to appear in motion pictures, and we try and make sense of characters just refusing to put sunglasses on even just to humor this idiot. Tuck in your long sleeved flannel, layer purple on purple, and join us as we OBEY and CONSUME John Carpenter's They Live!

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On the latest episode of the podcast, Jamie has a sneaking suspicion that these Nazis are bad dudes, Doug has a suspicion that Stallone is playing his character the way he is based on a dare, and we both have a hard time concentrating on this plodding historical drama because of how amazing Sly looks throughout. Press your coffee cup against the side of your face throughout a lengthy conversation for no reason, try not to gel lost in the Paris sewer systems, and join us as we feast on a Slysgiving film that neither of us new existed with, Victory a.k.a.: Escape to Victory!

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On this dig back into past Patreon episodes, Doug would rather talk about Lea Thompson meeting Howard Stern, Jamie gets distracted when her dog starts barking at the possibility of a giant duck, and we quickly come to the conclusion that this is not a film for children or adults. Soap up your duck breasts, crimp the hell out of your hair, and join us as we go slowly insane while discussing, Howard the Duck!

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