Hamish & Andy

1) Newsreader Natasha Exelby was let go for her on-air blooper. People are rallying behind her by sharing their bloopers using #PutYourBloopersOut 

2) Calls - #PutYourBloopersOut 

3) Upset Andy 

4) Calls - Upset Andy 

5) Listener Sam wrote in asking for help - he's done a shocking job of buying his wife presents recently. They wrote her a song - Busy Man, to the tune of Better Man.

6) River of Gold - Thomas on the phone, talking rules & tactics 

7) River of Gold - Calls - tactics & support for Thomas

8) Hamish has committed to making a 3D cake of Mack from Cars, with an edible hinge, for Sonny’s birthday. He calls a cake shop to brag.

9) Andy heard a blatant old school radio trick on Triple M recently! 

10) The People's Segment - pitch your segment ideas to us on email.

1) A plastic lid from Andy's favourite local Korean restaurant has blocked his gutters & flooded his house!

2) Calls - Has something small, had a big impact?!

3) Hame received an email about a condition called paruresis, AKA shy bladder syndrome or stage fright when peeing in public

4) Calls - do you suffer from Pee stage fright?

5) River of Gold - Thomas accepts our challenge - $1000 if he can pee next to H&A within 30 seconds

6) River of Gold - discussing logistics with contestant Thomas 

7) Hamish has claimed that he will make Sonny's 3rd birthday cake - Mack the towtruck from Cars

8) Calls – Are you also a Cake Hero

9) Aspiring rapper who tried to avoid paying for a seafood dinner by jumping in the ocean and swimming away

10) Office Gossip today - Kirsty got kicked out of Puppetry of the Penis for being TOO into it!

11) Rove in studio - he has 30 seconds to convince Andy to watch Dr Who

1 - Hame has read an article about a man in China who used his martial arts skills to save a man falling from 8 floors up

2 - Ninjas amongst us

3 - Hamish has made Jack write a list of everybody he has ever met, in his whole life 

4 - Have you met Jack?

5 - The movie IT is having a negative effect on the Clown

6 - Andy saw two people share an odd extended embrace in a restaurant

7 - What is your theory on the embrace?

8 - Danny Green – chatting Stop the Coward Punch campaign

9 - Danny Green plays Layla's Loot Chute and win’s $8000 for his Stop the Coward Punch awareness campaign 

10 - Jazz Chat 

1 - A teacher in the US has been exposed by her students as a fraud

2 - Revisiting Andy's nose capillary

3 - Pepsi commercial debacle

4 - Upset Andy

5 - Hamish has noticed a common theme amongst nearly all of his purchases

6 - What do you have the worlds best of?

7 - Song Cram

8 - Hamish got an email overnight from somebody claiming to have the answer to toilet stench

1- Jack's finally back

2 - Hame is burning off Andy's nose capillary today

3 - Technology is ruining the parking game

4 - What is technology ruining for you?

5 - Hamish thinks Dyson's next product should be bathroom exhaust fans

6 - Hamish is about to burn off Andy's nose capillary

7 - Some words of encouragement for burning that capillary off!

8 - Hamish performs the procedure 

1 - We're claiming yesterday's Eat the Board result as a win!

2 - How did we feel post Eat the Board? We put our feelings to song..

3 - We revisit a conversation from last year – how should Hamish burn off Andy’s exposed capillary?!

4 - We'll be talking techniques for Hamish to remove Andy's exposed capillary

5 - Caller Sharon suggesting Hamish could pee on the nose capillary to sterilize it! 

6 - Caller Matthew with his own backyard method on how to remove the nose capillary 

7 - Hamish's house flooded recently - shattered he didn't get a new TV out of it!

8 - Andy’s mate proposed recently – what is the time frame between asking the dad, and popping the question?

9 - Hamish commissioned a person on Airtasker to draw some fan art of Andy. He also tricked him into singing a thank you song for the gesture

1 - Today is Eat the Board day, but Hamish is still feeling off from Fridays food  poisoning

2 - Hamish has been copping heat on Instagram

3 - We'll start eating shortly

4 - Talking strategies, and the eating begins

5 - Michelle wants to know how Andy enjoyed the Fillet o Fish?

6 - Nunny has been so inspired, he's at McDonalds now

7 - Taylor congratulates Andy on being the bigger man, taking the Chicken & Cheese

8 - Jack has been inspired to finally begin his 2000 word essay

9 - Kath says we need to stand and wriggle the food down

10 - Hame’s wife Zoe is here for moral support

11 - Eat the Board the movie – how we thought today would go

12 - Tiffany Hall has got some words of encouragement for us

13 - Hamish begs Matt for nugget & Angus Burger mercy

14 - We’re on a rampage...until Andy spews

15 - Hamish also spews. We failed, but we're awarding ourselves a win!

1 - Hamish has come down with food poisoning on Eat the Board day!

2 - Are you angry, or supportive of us postponing Eat the Board? 

3 - Horgs Inventions - "The Tackle Tamer" - a chastity style belt, for men

4 - Thoughts on Horgs' latest invention, "The Tackle Teaser" 

5 - Sonny’s song of encouragement for Hamish after he came down with food poisoning on Eat the Board day 

6 - Eat the Board Press Conference

7 - Hard hitting questions for Hamish in light of him postponing Eat the Board

8 - Hamish gave questionable advice to a friend going through a break-up

9 - Have you pulled off a pet-swap?!

10 - Jazz Chat 

1 - Final debate about our Eat The Board menu 

2 - One last question for our Eat The Board experiment 

3 - Politician Brendan O'Connor held a press conference and no one asked a question, we right that wrong.

4 - Sonny's message for Hamish about Eating The Board 

5 - Cab drivers are found taking public poos 

6 - Are you about to be caught for something?

7 - Tomorrow, we Eat The Board!

8 - Complaints are pouring in after Jack took a holiday on the back of a holiday

1 - Confirming the food for our Eat The Board experiment

2 - Are you also facing a big challenge?

3 - When a first date is too full on

4 - Competitive TV reporters during natural disasters

5 - Can Donald Trump actually throw a ball?

6 - The return of 'Arrogant' Luke McGregor

7 - Does all day breakfast make it on Eat The Board?