Hamish & Andy

We meet the genius minds helping us bring the World’s Tallest Hat to life! We have a fresh batch of Extreme Empaths, and some shocking news — new $1 coins are being made, but somehow still none for us?! It’s officially been a year since we kicked off our campaign to get a dollar coin for the show, so it's time for a much-needed update. Also, Hamish has some strong (but fair) words for a few ice creams that need to lift their game.

1. Tallest hat dream team 
2. Extreme Empaths 
3. H&A coin confusion 
4. Chocolate Magnums 

It struck a nerve (an erogenous one, no less) when we showed a lack of gusto in breaking the World’s Tallest Hat record — but your influx of great ideas has kept the dream alive. The wash-up from the Special Skills Conclave saw a groundswell of support for the “North Man” as the true Chosen One, and Hamish may have found a piece of evidence supporting this prophecy. Meanwhile, a long-forgotten promise from Hamish has somehow resurfaced on Andy’s weekend AM radio show, “The Mid Morning Cuppa”. Plus, it’s Andy’s Birthday Week — so Hamish has decided to “Pleasure Andy” with your calls! 

1. Tallest hat suggestions 
2. Hamish’s ancient discovery 
3. Pleasure Andy 
4. Mid Morning Cuppa 

Special Skills Judgment Day has finally arrived! Will the Special Skills prophecy be fulfilled? We discover the fate of the segment – and whether listener Lari really is the true Chosen One – as we put his skill of running on his knees to the ultimate test. Meanwhile, Hamish realised he bit off more than he could chew when taking on a cockroach infestation. And after hearing listener Christian’s million-dollar business idea, we have been absolutely flooded with “even better” pitches!

1. The Chosen One sprints to save special skills 
2. Special Skills Royal Commission 
3. Hamish's roach raid 
4. More million-dollar ideas 

The sacred halls of the Special Skills Conclave open for the very first time to welcome Cardinal Jack and the Chosen Few. Each presents their case in a desperate bid to be named the Chosen One – the bearer of the skill destined to save Special Skills from extinction. Tensions rise, but one skill stands above the rest (according to Jack), and at last, the Chosen One is revealed. Hamish also reflects on the second most important selection of the week: the Federal Election.

1. Special Skills conclave 
2. We meet the chosen one 
3. Election graffiti 

With a “detective” on standby, Hamish reveals the lab results of the white powder Andy found in the walls of the 1876 house he’s renovating. Andy’s also been accused of wearing the same clothes way too often, which sparks a discussion on how long you can wear certain items of clothing. Hamish shares the tale of the mystery undies, plus we’ve got an update on our upcoming Special Skills Conclave!

1. White powder lab results
2. How often should you wash your clothes?
3. Chit Chat Champions 
4. Mystery undies
5. Pre conclave excitement & logistics

1. World’s tallest hat
2. Extreme empaths
3. Andy’s dig discovery
4. Burg Boys pick their mission
5. Back to the Future

In very rare scenes, Hamish has done some thorough research on the “World’s Tallest Hat” and has some ideas. The Extreme Empaths keep coming in, and Andy reveals a VERY suspicious item they found while renovating their 1876 house. Hamish has a gripe with AppleTV, and the Burg Boys have officially picked their target, it’s on!

Hamish received an email from listener Christian with a ‘million dollar business idea’ - he wrongly thought this show would be a safe space…!!  Andy gets into the Easter spirit with the first-ever Easter carol, “Hey Judas,” and a bunch of callers join to Upset Andy! The boys sift through the businesses that they won’t target in the small business security test before the “Burg Boys” go dormant!

1. Christian's Million Dollar Idea
2. Upset Andy...without chargers.
3. The First Easter Carol
4. Burg Boys... Testing Small Business Security

In a bid to save Special Skills, Hamish wants to find the 'chosen one' holding the ultimate special skill! Meanwhile, Jack unveils his sacrifice to the gods (it’s a big one) and gifts it to the listener who almost bagged the golf cart. Song Sleuth is back, with Andy taking the a current hit TV show theme straight to the lab for testing. Plus, in the final twist of the Up There Cazaly Quest, Andy brings us the inside scoop from Collingwood’s home game last week — could the song have been played?!

1. A Conclave for Special Skills
2. Jack's Gift for the Gods
3. Song Sleuth
4. Up There Cazaly Finale

‘Tell Us Someone’ is back, and it should be easy this early in the year…
We’ve got a disappointing update on our ‘Up There Cazaly’ quest, plus a medical manoeuvre from Hamish that we absolutely DO NOT recommend you try at home! 
Luckily Jack has been too busy playing golf this week to see the backlash from his golf buggy win…!!

1 – Tell Us Someone
2 – Up There Cazaly Outcome 
3 – Hamish’s inadvisable medical manoeuvre 
4 – Golf Buggy feedback: the people are disappointed

Find out whether Jack is victorious in his quest to weasel the motorised golf cart from the hands of the people! We hear more stories from our most empathetic listeners, Hamish places a call to his good friend T-Bone, Andy poses an interesting question “Is Josh an Asshole?” and Hame has an idea for a new show venture! 

1. Golf buggy roulette 
2. Extreme empaths 
3. Is Josh an a-hole? 
4. Hamish and Jack chat to T-Bone 
5. Small business security test