Nobody puts a picture of the barn in the listing and says, "We're not completely sure what's holding this thing up." Buying a homestead is a lot like dating — and today we're playing Would you date this homestead?
We're past the basics. You know your price, your location, your acreage. This is what happens after the property catches your eye: what the listing photos aren't showing you, what to look for when you finally walk the land, the deed restriction that nearly cost us the property we loved, and the plumbing problem hiding under our slab that no inspection caught.
I'm Wendi Bergin — Realtor, homesteader, and someone who has crossed a beautiful property off her own list more than once. Preparedness brings peace, not fear. That applies to buying land too.
00:00 — Falling in love with a listing before you've seen the barn
00:45 — Why buying a homestead is a lot like dating
01:05 — Welcome to Would you date this homestead?
01:20 — The dating profile: what the listing photos are not showing you
01:55 — Decoding listing language: "rustic," "peaceful country living"
02:20 — The Polk County drive-by, and the water we found
02:55 — Not in a flood zone yet: how new construction changes that
03:40 — The property that was 30 minutes from church, and why I crossed it off
04:25 — "Plenty of room for animals" doesn't mean you're allowed to have them
04:50 — The real question: the property, or the life you're imagining in it?
05:05 — First date: get out of the kitchen and walk the land
05:35 — Would that fence actually hold the animals you want?
06:00 — Why we tore out every fence on our property
06:15 — Outbuildings: is there water and power to the barn?
06:40 — The pig waterer I didn't know existed
07:20 — Pipes running there isn't the same as water that works
07:50 — Stand still and listen: traffic, dogs, shooting ranges, smells
08:30 — Distance matters: barn to house, feed, groceries
08:55 — Why our goats may never make it to the barn
09:25 — The one nobody asks: what will chores be like in the rain?
09:45 — The coughing goat, the nice sandals, and church
10:30 — What a good agent is actually there to do
11:05 — "Would I still want to live there on a tired Tuesday?"
11:40 — Meet the family: zoning, deed restrictions, and yes, HOAs
12:20 — Five acres each, horses allowed, goats not
13:05 — "It takes one person to pull up those deed restrictions"
13:50 — What I screened for: ag zoning, no HOA, flood zone
14:25 — Easements, insurance requirements, and animal rules
14:50 — Why we couldn't raise pigs in New Jersey
15:20 — Can you sell eggs? Park an RV? Run a business? Build a barn?
15:45 — Go deeper: episode 207 on buying land
16:05 — Well or city water, septic, who maintains the road, internet
16:40 — Calling the county until you get a real answer
17:25 — The baggage: every property has history
17:55 — Inspection questions worth asking out loud
18:50 — When the vines are doing most of the work holding up the fence
19:10 — None of this automatically means walk away
19:45 — Red flags don't turn green because the farmhouse sink is pretty
20:10 — Slab houses, buried plumbing, and what we didn't know
21:00 — Jackhammering up the half bath
21:40 — Relationship material: can you afford the house and the work?
22:35 — Land care in New Jersey vs. Florida, honestly
23:35 — What will you have to give up to own it?
24:20 — Maybe you need two acres, not five
24:50 — There is no perfect property
25:30 — Marry it, or thank it for a lovely afternoon
26:00 — What I actually want to know before I show you anything
26:40 — Buying outside Florida? I'll help you interview an agentA few things worth writing down
The listing tells you whether you want a first date. It's not enough to decide whether you want to marry it.
Fencing, outbuildings, water, and power are separate questions. Pipes to the stall don't mean working water; a barn can have water and no electricity.
Stand still on the property for a full minute. Photos can't carry traffic noise, barking dogs, a shooting range, or the smell from the neighbor's operation.
"Plenty of room for animals" and "legally allowed to have animals" are two entirely different things. Check zoning, deed restrictions, and HOA documents yourself — even on large acreage.
Inspections don't catch everything. Ours didn't catch the plumbing under the slab, because nobody had lived in the house for three years.
The question isn't whether the property has baggage. It does. The question is whether it's baggage you can afford, manage, and live with.
Episode 207 — Three Things to Know Before Buying Land for a Homestead
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FEMA Flood Map Service Center — check any property's flood zone — https://msc.fema.gov/portal/homeIf you're thinking about buying a homestead here in Florida, I would love to help you. If you're buying somewhere else, I can still help you interview an agent in your area who knows that "room for chickens" is not enough information.
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