How C*m

Instagram poets Yasmin Gomez (Words with Yaz/ Words with Queens) & Danae Guerra (DeeGuerra) join me in a discussion about how love and sex are intertwined! Do you know what oxytocin is? You need to. Listen to this ep because it's prob fuckin wit ya life!

We also talk about arranged marriages, physical and emotional abuse, parents who are on drugs, jackhammer sex, being spiteful, & instagram stalking.

CW: fatphobia, abuse, childhood abuse/ SA

Assignment for Men/Mascs: Give the person you are with BODY WORSHIP during sex

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God f*cking damnit this episode is so funny. Comedians/ my friends Andrea Allan & Emily Lubin from the Hot Mess Comedy Hour podcast stop by to talk HYGIENE and **spoiler alert**-- two of us are VERY gross. And one of us I might say, is TOO clean.

We had the pleasure of interviewing CEO Melanie Cristol via telephone (we're so high tech!!) about her company Lorals-- which make revolutionary latex panties, ideal for giving/receiving oral sex!! Their Indiegogo campaign came and went quicky (heh heh) but you can still order Lorals on their website.

((Obv we talk about cumming, and some insanely hilarious stories involving poop and strap-ons. ))

CW: Heteronormative language, "STDs" instead of STIs, SA

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Unreal episode with some comedian pals: Ian Fidance (You Up with Nikki Glaser, Sirius XM) and Jes Tom, "weird queer comedy babe."

Orgasms vs. cumming. The difference between sex & gender. What it's like to be non binary, bisexual, or both. We talk about this stuff, growing up closeted, dating assholes, and assholes in general.

Also, where is the line when it comes to writing jokes? Should comics be allowed to say anything they want if it's funny or do we need to be more careful?

File this one under very educational with a lot of heart.

CW: Gendered language, gay slur, r*pe culture

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Religion shapes a lot of how we how we think of relationships and sex. On this episode we delve into the religion I was born into, JUDAISM!(Le'Chaim!)

Two formidable, accomplished, & brilliant Jewish humans join me:

• Robby Hoffman: Comedian & Emmy nominated writer for The Chris Gethard Show on TruTV
• David Yarus: Founder of the dating app Jswipe

We talk jews vs non jews in the bedroom, being gay/ coming out, dating apps, leaving Hasidic Judaism, and some stuff I learned on Birthright that I had questions about. (Specifically the Mikva. If you don't know what that is, don't worry-- neither did I!)

David also asks me to explain my never published dating manifesto "Date Like You Have a Boyfriend." and I give you all some dating tips! Mazel Tov! (Oy Vey.)

CW: Heteronormative language

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Have you ever been uncomfy asking for what you want during sex? Have you ever tried it in another language?! This week we get a lesson on how to bang en Français (In French) from Paris comedian Lisa Raduszynski!

Fun, oui? Oui!

CW: Binary/ gendered language

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Dan Soder (From Showtimes's Billions/ The Bonfire on Sirius XM) and Mark Normand (Comedy Central Hour Special/ Tuesdays with Stories Podcast) are both hilarious, successful, objectively attractive comedians.

On this episode we discover how similar laughing and cumming are, which they'd prefer to make a girl do, and which they'd prefer to do themselves. We discuss former relationships, banging fans, what a "chuckle fucker" is— and how to avoid one.

We discuss an article from The Atlantic called "Why Men Don't Like Funny Women" and the guys get a special treat-- they get to meet my grandmother!

CW: Binary/Gendered/Heteronormative lanugage

Assignment: Use a buttplug

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Polly Rodriguez, the hilarious CEO of Unbound chats with Remy about different sex toys BESIDES the Womanizer and the importance of lube. They get a *tiny* bit side tracked during a debate about interspecies banging (a la "The Shape of Water"), discuss a poop snafu that happened during sex, and talk about Polly's battle with cancer and how that shaped her work.

We also discussed my assignment- masturbating with a Chakrub. Enjoy!!

CW: Binary/ gendered language, bestiality, illness, SA

Assignment: Watch Erika Lust made porn and masturbate WITH LUBE

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NSFW has been dubbed "the Soho House of Sex" by Vice.com Their 800 members range from busy New Yorkers, Fortune 500 executives to international models and entrepreneurs. The Brooklyn-based private club and digital agency connects like-minded millennials with vice-category brands in sexual wellness, cannabis and adventure. NSFW (The New Society for Wellness) hosts monthly adventures ("SEX PARTIES"!!) including Clubhouse, Dankquet and Playdate with curated experiences at a 4 story townhome in Williamsburg. Remy got to attend one of those events and brought her friend and fellow comedian Betsy Carroll. In this episode we tell you what went down as we interview Melissa Vitale, independent PR goddess for NSFW. CW: Gendered language, SA, female circumcisison Follow us on Instagram @HowCumPodcast @MelissaavitalePR @betsycarroll @remykassimir Extras on Patreon.com/HowCum

Mission ACCUMPLISHED! Remy had her first orgasm and welcums her sister Charlotte (HBO's Last Week Tonight) back to talk about exactly how it happened and what toys she recummends. Then we talk tantric massages and female masturbation classes with comedians and co-hosts of Guys We F****d' Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson!

CW: gendered language

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Toys mentioned in this episode: The Womanizer, The Airpulse Arouser from PlusOne, The Satisfyer Traveller Pro AND-- The GBF from Sweet Vibrations

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O.M.G. This episode is so chock full of goodness. David Goldberg (LGBT/Comedy/Things to Do Editor @ Timeout NY) co-hosts and introduces Remy to his favorite sexual healers, Lola Jean & Dominus Eros (3FStudios) and we learn about all of the sexual healing classes they offer, including but not limited to:

BDSM, Wrestling, Tantric Massage, Masturbation Classes, Tantric Massage, Couples Classes etc.

We also chat about life as a gay person, life as a pan sexual, and what it means to be polyamorous/ polysexual. THIS EPISODE IS JUICY. Get excited.

CW: Eating issues, the Holocaust, size shaming, gendered language

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