Special guest Perez Hilton is calling in, dishing on his new podcast and Kardashian Kleansing! Also: Mark's amazing new song, Mark's amazing new shirt, and erotic Mark fan fiction! Brandon's mind-melting Snack Attack, an incredible Celine song debut by the legendary Jackie Beat, a very sensual quiz and Hocus Pocus Karaoke.

The 'we met Celine' story you've all been waiting for! Also: The winner of our chocolate bar contest revealed, Mark's new Yonder Market shirt, Ross contracts an STB, Nikki B trending, A movie review from our very own Bill, our toughest Are You Smarter Than Mark yet, and the major announcement we've been DYING to share with you!

Mark is tripping balls in-studio with his prescribed pain pills! Also: Celine news, an adventurous Snack Attack, Mark's P Diddy club, an anatomically-correct Are You Smarter Than Mark, Jurassic Amber, Wet Willy takes the gay test, asking for a raise, Turn-Back-Time Cher, a super romantic Free Willy, and a farewell to our beloved Rich!

Wet Willy is an official member of the gang! Also: Mark shows off his new cast, Ross mourns the loss of Tina with Gay of Thrones' Jonathan Van Ness, pooping in the dark, Celine's New Gay, caftan Sundays, garage sale escapades, a very romantic Are You Smarter Than Mark, solving Steve, and Judy Garland kisses.

Ross unveils YONDER MARKET, your source for Straight Talk merch! Also: Our dreamy new producer Wet Willy, The return of Mark, our gay senior citizen movie critic Bill reviews Straight Outta Compton, a pizza buffet call, a heated Are You Smarter Than Mark rematch, a sexy Mark voice interpreter, a wacky peanut butter Snack Attack, the newest Real Housewives, and a bitter Minute Mark.

The wedding planner to the stars Kevin Lee is here, dishing on Beverly Hills, celebrity parties, multi-million dollar weddings, and dating life! Also: A massive Vegas surprise, INCREDIBLE listener Podcast Mandela, lost glasses, gay chicken, back-burner bitches, super-difficult friendships, hitch-hiking robots, science and the footballz.

Tater joins the 21st century and gets a Twitter, Chattin' it up with Ross' realtor Arleen, the gang gets to the bottom of Brandon's applause phobia, a very special celebrity guessing game, then Mark drunk dials to perfection, and a beautifully executed Minute Mark.

It's a call-in bonanza, as we catch up with 'Gay of Thrones' Jonathan VanEss and a get a review from our gay movie critic Bill! Also: Maybe the greatest Snack Attack of all time, lion-killer bashing in Are You Smarter Than Mark, a lonely Wisconsin transplant, a visit with drag superstar Jackie Beat and the debut of an all-new JB song, celeb divorces, the presidential race, and an "In Memoriam" Minute Mark.

The Straight Talk gang is at it again: An ancient letter, a new podcast pitch, Daria makes a drunk theme song, a Teen Talk with Jordan that's almost past his bedtime, Rich reveals his tri-sexuality, testing Bill's knowledge in our latest game, a BRAND NEW SONG from Jackie Beat, making friends across the spectrum, a heartfelt You've Got Media, a very special Cher Brandon-oke, inappropriate phone charging, making it rain, and an underwear bandit.

The time has come! The actual songstress from the original "Mother's Milk" joins us to fill us in on the folk song that's sweeping the nation: Also: A interview with the mother of "Mandatory Kisses", the incredible Jackie Beat, a very special culinary episode of "Are You Smarter Than Mark", a Mumford and Sons Minute Mark, a crazy German, a drunk naked Brandon in church, and dreaming big with tortillas.