How To Survive The Classroom

How Did We Get from Science Class to Testicle Talk?


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I started this episode already on edge because a mysterious chip in my windshield had me spiraling into a full-blown Safelite conspiracy. And if you think that was wild, just wait until you hear what one of your fellow teacher besties found smeared under a student’s desk. (Spoiler: it’s exactly what you’re afraid it is.)

Then there’s the student who decided to learn about vasectomies during class. Yes, there’s a YouTube video involved. Yes, it’s exactly as horrifying as it sounds.
Add in some waxer hygiene tips I did not ask for, a nostalgic trip to my Legoland days, and a surprisingly heartfelt moment about comedy and marriage—and you’ve got an episode that’ll make you laugh, gag, and maybe cry. All in a teacher’s day’s work, right?
Takeaways:
A science teacher hears a student say he wants a vasectomy—and the lesson goes completely off the rails from there.
A pregnant teacher can’t figure out what’s making her nauseous… until she discovers a student’s shocking bathroom habit.
I spiral into a full-on existential crisis over a chip in my windshield—and what Safelite may (or may not) be hiding.
We talk about stirrups, tape, and the unexpected reality of vasectomy procedures. You’re welcome?
One unexpected resource turns your average Lego set into a secret STEM learning machine—if you know where to look.

Teachers’ night out? Yes, please! Come see comedian Educator Andrea…Get your tickets at Teachersloungelive.com and Educatorandrea.com/tickets for laugh out loud Education!

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