How Long Gone

One-on-one pod today: Chris is home in New York, and Jason is in London. We chat about a lunch at The River Café, TJ’s treetox, developing a new drink called the “Lennox Carbomb,” TFW you’re a metalhead and they wanna know what Beyoncé song is your fave, TJ going freeball for a bit, self-serve alcohol in Paris, a loud eater at a lovely London trattoria, Charvet suspenders, Billie Eilish flip-flopping, bisexual Hayden Panettiere, the fashion identities we attach ourselves to, and Substack entering the podcast space to explore unique founder journeys.

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Lynette Nylander, Harper’s BAZAAR Executive Digital Director, returns to chat with us about this year’s Met Gala. We discuss pornstar martinis, Lewis Hamilton letting his beard shine solo, Pete Davidson’s penis, the Bezos-Sanchez effect, Sabrina Carpenter’s Dior film-strip dress, the loser behavior of themes in general, Hunter Schafer stuns in Prada, Connor Storrie continuing to lap Lil Huddy in the blouse wars, why we’re seeing so many plastic molded chest pieces, Lynette asking why men love Dakota Johnson so much, Janelle Monáe in her e-waste bag, Chase Infiniti stunning in primary sequins, Troye’s Robert Mappletwink play, not speaking ill of Stevie Nicks despite her Babadook serve, Bad Bunny’s elder Mugatu strategy, Blue Ivy mogging her mom for the first time, Skepta’s fine ass covered in Love Island contestant tattoos, Rocky and Rih, and our best and worst looks of the night.

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One-on-one pod today: Chris is home in New York, and Jason is in Paris. We chat about Lime biking, Olivia Rodrigo and Aziz on SNL, hosting large files online, “Net 30” negotiations, iced coffee in biodegradable paper cups, L.A.’s “Forest Lawn Drive,” the similarity between Noah Kahan and Them Jeans, the Baby2Baby Gala, hotel room tours and “Italian-style” bathrooms, the Yung Lean choreo, RIP Spirit Airlines, and The Devil Wears Prada 2 is like, a cutting look at the dying media landscape, you guys.

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One-on-one pod today: we originally had a guest booked who canceled, so ignore us introducing them in the intro. We chat about hotel room bathtubs, Chris returning to the Minneapolis airport chiropractor, 2 Chainz and his ten-year-old son podcasting about strip clubs, the Latinas vs. Snowbunnies pool party in Orange County, Erika Kirk dressing like sober Eminem, the Mount Rushmore of faerie musicians, non-binary instruments, clips and clipping, whether ads need trailers, whether tours need save-the-dates a year in advance, Zach Galifianakis’s gardening show, and the Lena Dunham book tour.

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Paul W. Downs is a creator, writer, and star of the award-winning television show Hacks. We chat with him from his home in Los Angeles about furries, protein-rich gravy, Picasso plates, the Cinnabon Mochalatta Chill, Paul Newman and Martha Stewart, the AMAs in Vegas this year, Hacks coming for magicians this season, shaving his body as a teen swimmer, buying Gucci at the outlet mall in New Jersey, celebrity selfies, the meme work of Joe Mande, working with your wife, and Paul workshops his sleep-guillotine system.

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One-on-one pod today: Chris is home from Italy, and Jason is in L.A. We chat about Jia Tolentino’s microlooting scandal, our Secretary of War's jaw and the packet is in D.C., staging our new White House ballroom, false flags and Scientology speed runs, Drake’s injections and ab dissolvers are settled and ready for the launch of Iceman, and what we need The Boy to deliver next month, the Stagecoach Festival's windy ride, and a temp check on music festivals at large, including FORM in Arcosanti, and a Lake Como scene report from Chris.

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Jago Rackham is a chef from London. His wonderful debut book, To Entertain, is out now.

We chat about Salone in Milano, the UK cigarette ban, acid reflux, Britain’s obsession with failure, deviated septa, being more brown rice and steamed veg than you’d think, emailing on the medium screen, getting good grades in school while drunk, getting paid in clothes, Waymos with human drivers, how to be a private chef, the sexuality in his cooking, cum protein, crazy frog, and kitchen knives as home defense.

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Recho Omondi is the host of The Cutting Room Floor, a popular fashion podcast. We chat with her about Law Roach’s lay-flat seat, softmaxxing one’s hair with human tears, her false reputation as an intimidating person, the guarded secret of her clipping style, a scene report from the Devil Wears Prada 2 premiere, from Africa to Oklahoma, the pressure to succeed from her father, how little craftsmanship seems to matter in fashion currently, your Dries skirt is arriving soon, and the pains of being dragged by one’s audience.

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One-on-one pod today: Chris was in Los Angeles, and Jason was off to Coachella. We chat about substance use game plans, concert “underplays,” cruise ship financials, vaping in the airplane bathroom, Zohran’s rap royalties, some performances from the weekend, nine-inch nut-licking, Madonna’s Illuminati ritual, Drake’s ice-covered chairs, Ice Spice getting touched at McDonald’s, the left needing to take back “zip ties,” heart hands at the hardcore show, and Chris went to Erewhon Santa Monica.

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Playwright, actor, and screenwriter Jeremy O. Harris returns to the pod to chat about philosophy clubs replacing the club, our Paul Smith event with Delaney Rowe, a late-night meal at Canter’s, whether listening counts as reading, Lena Dunham’s beautiful mess, producing on Euphoria, all the boys he shared a Japanese jail cell with, the Geese conversation, his new film Erupcja with Charli XCX, his fiancé having two Birkins he didn’t pay for, double-tapping on horny chefs, and peeing sitting down.

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