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September 22, 2022 IHGB #279 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Finale Part 2: End of the Road
We’ve reached the end of the road, dear reader. Rachel and Gabby’s journeys have come to an end. As we celebrate two proposals, one breakup, one reunion, and the announcement of our new Melba Toast bachelor, I’m reminded of why we waste our time watching this show.
When we can’t root for love, we root for crazy.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for this week!
Here is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we played with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game.
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
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43 min
September 16, 2022 IHGB #278 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Finale Part 1: Dumpster Fire
Hello everyone!
The Urban Dictionary defines the phenomenon “dumpster fire” as the following:
A random series of events that are hot messes, train wrecks, and colossal fails that are totally out of your control.
In other words, Season 19 of The Bachelorette.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s a direct link to Arise Africa’s Venmo account! Learn more about them at their website!
Here’s the recap for this week!
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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38 min
September 09, 2022 IHGB #277: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Fantasy Suites
Hello everyone!
One quick disclaimer before we get started. It’s the fantasy suites, people, and that means Some Guy in Austin and I are going to be talking about some very adult stuff. You might want to earmuff the little ones if you’re listening to this in your car. We don’t get weird or gross, but the phrase “yeast infection” does come up twice.
So it’s your call if you’d like to join us as we dissect how ABC has the uncanny ability to stretch two hours of solid entertainment into four hours of frivolity. Let the record show that we did get some juicy tidbits of information, and significant tea was spilled all over Gabby’s florescent go-go dancer dress from the 60s. But that doesn’t mean we were devoid of stagnant moments of Aven trying to look interesting while kissing Rachel on a yacht.
And don’t get me started on Uncle Jesse’s ominous promo for the first installment of next week’s finale. Did he just ask me to prepare myself for the most dramatic season ever? I guess that means I’ll have to massage my eyeballs so they don’t get stuck when I roll them back into my skull.
Suit up, listeners. It’s fantasy suite time.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for Fantasy Suites!
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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44 min
September 01, 2022IHGB #276 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel: Men Tell All
Hello everyone!
Well, the Men Tell All episode is traditionally a big fat boring flop. But this year, ABC made it extra weird by interjecting a ton of product placement. Luckily, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me report on the major things you need to know. For example:
Did the Sanderson Sisters curse Aven and Rachel’s date in Salem?
Is Roby more or less annoying as a platinum blonde?
Is Logan a villain or just someone who is following his heart?
Is Rambo still alive?
And was that rhinestone lizard on Gabby’s shoulder a nod to Bachelor in Paradise?
Speaking of Paradise, that party gets started on Tuesday, September 27. Who’s watching with me?
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for Men Tell All.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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36 min
August 29, 2022 IHGB #275 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Hometowns: Land the Plane
Hello everyone!
A thousand apologies for the delay of this podcast. Several barriers hindered me from recording on a regular schedule. My physical therapy was first to blame, but then silly mediations got in the way of Some Guy in Austin dissecting hometowns with me!
My roommate Lara was gracious enough to step in last minute. She helps me sift through the boring dates (I’m looking at you, Jason, Johnny, and Zach) to get to the meat of the episode. We discuss Tyler’s inability to read the room, Tino’s chachiness, and our love for Erich’s entire family.
Who knew that the mullet was going to melt this podcaster’s heart? Well, he did.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for hometowns.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
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37 min
August 19, 2022IHGB #274 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 6: G'Day Nate
I want you to get excited because Some Guy in Austin and I answer all your questions this episode so you can properly prepare for next week’s hometown dates. These include, but are not limited to the following:
Is ABC setting up Nate, the Michael B Jordan of Bachelor Nation, to be our next lead?
What is Rachel hiding in the ginormous sleeves of her red Lady Diana gown?
Is Tino getting too big for his britches?
And how did Logan contract COVID on the Valiant Lady?
(Hint: The answer is leather-clad, and she’s holding a whip.)
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 6.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter
44 min
August 09, 2022IHGB #273 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 5: Logan Flips
Hello everyone,
Are you shocked to hear my voice this early in the week? It’s weird. Some Guy in Austin and I are both out of town, so we recorded the show mere moments after it aired on Monday night. I’m here to tell you that our thoughts are fresh yet confused as ever. We answer burning questions in this episode. For example:
How delicious is a Belgian waffle?
Is Belgian chocolate better than other chocolate?
Is Rachel’s spray tan skin tone the hue of a carrot or a tangerine?
Were you exhausted by Rachel before or after she canceled her group date?
Would you rather swim in a bathtub of beer or wrestle in a vat of chocolate?
Why yes, your answer can be both! And it should be.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 5.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter
37 min
August 05, 2022IHGB #272 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 4: La Vie en Rose
If you’ve been around here for a minute, you know that the iHateGreenBeans safe word is PINEAPPLE. I screamed it at my television when I wasn’t rolling my eyes at Rachel’s incessant crying. Why? Because there were no less than 539 close-ups, tight-angled shots of kissing, tongues, lips, and one very unfortunate “smell my armpit” moment. Some Guy in Austin and I try to sift through the nonsense to answer the questions you all are asking. For example:
Should we start calling Jesse by the name Le Palmer?
How is Tyler old enough to buy a house, but not old enough to rent a car?
Here’s a fun game. Count how many times Some Guy says the name of the cruise ship incorrectly.
It’s true that Bachelor Nation should be mortified that Hayden left his cancer-stricken dog Rambo to come on this show. But should we be equally as appalled by those who left their children?
By the way, I know Rambo’s fate, and I share it with Some Guy mid-way through the show.
This is what we call a “teaser” in the biz!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 4.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter
44 min
July 28, 2022IHGB #271 -- Bachelor Gabby and Rachel Episode 3: The Power
Well, it was an eye-opening show, that’s for sure. I’ve never seen so many tears, snotty noses, and drunken hiccups this early in the season. The boys had the power. So our bachelorettes TOOK IT FROM THEM. And it backfired in their tight faces, leaving many unanswered questions.
In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to get answers to these questions. For example:
Did no one consider what would happen if a dude rejected one of the bachelorette’s roses?
Is Jesse Palmer using the rejected roses as potpourri in his trailer?
Are denim panties made with Mom jeans worse than regular denim panties?
Did you take reflection pictures as a child as I did?
Mullets: Yay or nay?
Could childhood slideshows be any more boring? (Speak with a Chandler accent…)
Do you think of Grease 2 every time you see bowling?
I love this show so much.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 3.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter
44 min
July 22, 2022IHGB #270 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 2: Something's Missing
Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust.
To be clear, there was a lot of that going on last night. However, I found myself trying to objectively puzzle through some of the decisions Gabby and Rachel declared on their journey to find love, only to find great big question marks at the end of my own journey to find clarity. Some Guy in Austin and I sift through the evidence, determined to get answers to some serious questions. For example:
Are guys wearing pearls now?
How can there not be enough beds in the mansion?
Why did Rachel throw away a perfectly good drag racer?
Is pouring marinara sauce on yourself a talent?
And why did the ABC camera person insist on shooting crotch shots while the guys did pushups in a Speedo?
Which reminds me, a HUGE shout-out to the ABC graphics department for well-placed Black Modesty Boxes. Kudos to you, my friends. You went above and beyond, and the nation thanks you.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the recap for episode 2.
HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter
41 min