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Hello everyone!
Well, I hope you stayed sharp this week because Matt James now has a few more names on the roster we will have to memorize. That’s right, Our Host Chris Harrison dropped five more women at the Neopolitan doorstep and Some Guy in Austin, and I have thoughts.
We discuss all sorts of things on this episode:
Hey, at least they weren’t wrestling in frilly nighties or Jell-O.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ episode 4 recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Well, episode 3 of The Bachelor took us to places that we didn’t really want to go to, and Some Guy in Austin and I break down some details and skip right past others.
Of the topics we do discuss, we ask the questions:
We also recall the tale of when we both met Our Host Chris Harrison when he was signing his book in Austin.
It was the best day. He smelled of worn leather, three fingers of honey bourbon, and adventure.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ episode 3 recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Happy New Year everyone!
We discovered a lot of interesting information during episode 2 of Matt James’ season and Some Guy in Austin and I discuss it all!
First, faith is important to our bachelor, and surprisingly, Mike Fleiss has yet to leave details of this reality on the cutting room floor. Why?
Second, Queen Victoria and her blatant over-the-top attitude and sabotaging behavior will be the reason we all utilize the fast forward option on our screens during upcoming episodes.
We also debate if high waisted jeans are attractive. I think you can guess my stance on that fashion monstrosity.
And finally, we talk about Matt James’ ability to swing an axe shirtless.
Hello tiger! It looks like someone is using the luxury resort weight room.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James’ episode 2 recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
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Happy New Year everyone!
Well, it’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new life for Matt James. And he’s feeling good. Want to know why?
Because his journey to find love doesn’t involve a hotel that might as well be located on the surface of the sun.
ABC learned its lesson and has moved the show to a luxury resort in Pennsylvania. Instead of having free rein of a prop closet full of craft supplies, this place has actual date-like things to do and outdoor experiences. We won’t see Matt James sweating through three layers of a charcoal grey wool/polyester blend suit, but we will see him shirtless at least once per week.
Some Guy in Austin and I answer all the questions you asked yourself during the episode.
The correct answer is: Not enough.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Matt James premiere episode recap!
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
SHOW NOTES:
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Well, Season 25 of The Bachelor is upon us, which means ABC has provided a detailed bio on 32 young women vying for the love and affection of one Mr. Matt James during a pandemic.
Some Guy in Austin and I have decided to do things a little differently this episode compared to our traditional “let’s meet the women of this season” from episodes before. Since half of these ladies don’t even make it past the first round, we have opted to provide you, dear listener, with our top five.
We each choose our women using our own personal parameters, but I’m sure our differences of opinion will entertain you.
We are starting another Bachelor bracket with our friends over at Last Night’s Game (you can find that link below), so I hope you consider our recommendations when choosing your picks.
Of course, I am confident all ten of our picks will go far. You can’t go wrong with a girl who is afraid of the dark, one who calls herself “Queen Victoria,” and the journalist who knows how to fire dance.
We’ve been doing this a long, long time. You can trust us.
SHOW NOTES:
Here are the bios of the ladies on the ABC website!
Join our Bachelor Bracket with the fine folks over at Last Night’s Game!
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We finally reached the finale of Tayshia’s journey, and it was a doozy. And by “doozy,” I mean everyone was still sweating up a storm. But Tayshia is happy and in love and has a Neil Lane ring on a very important finger.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the two part finale for you.
We discuss:
Maybe it’s the nostalgia of the Christmas season, or it’s the big glass of eggnog I just drank, but I think their love is real, and it will withstand the test of time.
Or I’ll purchase whatever item they may be advertising on their social media accounts.
It’s a win/win for me, either way.
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Hello everyone !
Listen, this episode is all over the map. With four hours of content to cover, Some Guy in Austin and I do our best not to say, “everyone was sweaty,” and call it a day.
We dig deep for topics and discuss the following:
In a moment of extreme anxiety and hypersensitivity, I say a crude word that I have to bleep out. And Moana makes an appearance somewhere in the middle.
That sounds about right.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia’s episode recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone!
Well, Tayshia’s journey to find love is in the home stretch. It’s getting real, people, and Some Guy In Austin and I are eager to discuss this week’s vulnerable moments. There are so many questions to ponder. For example:
We answer these questions and many more on this episode. And we manage to become big Adam Hambrick fans in the process.
He’s the new Dan + Shay in case you didn’t know.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia’s episode 5 recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click the link to learn more about the wonderful Adam Hambrick!
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Hello everyone !
As the sun dips into the horizon of Tayshia’s season, I’m reminded that we only have a few more weeks left for our bachelorette to complete her journey in the hot, desert sun.
Some Guy in Austin and I are here for it. We love the season. We love this crop of guys. And we are really excited to see Bennett pack up his Belgian loafers and head back to The Hamptons.
We dissect everything in this episode:
It’s a jam packed hour. And we manage to work in Hunger Games.
We’re a full service podcast here at I Hate Green Beans.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s Tayshia’s episode 4 recap link.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
SHOW NOTES:
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Hello everyone!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Stephanie and I break down all the Hallmark movies of 2020 while providing our recommendations on which to watch based solely on the Hallmark app’s information. Tis the season!
As we tick through all 23 titles found on the regular Hallmark channel, we learn that some storylines were written with us in mind. If it’s royal, we are there. Is there a firefighter? Sign me up. Did you say Christmas waltz? Yes, please.
We also end the episode with Stephanie confessing a dirty little secret. Will Santa leave coal in her stocking this year? You’ll have to listen to find out!
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s a link to all the Hallmark Christmas movies for 2020.
And here’s a link to Stephanie’s Facebook page and Instagram page. We would love to hear your favorites!
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