Warning: I had just co-hosted an Instagram Live Taste Testing of LoverBoy Spritzers prior to recording this episode (in honor of the Summer House season 5 premiere), so... yeah. If I slur my words a bit... love me through it! This was a loaded week in reality television. Little Women Atlanta officially returned, and boy oh boy have they been missed! They, just like Belle Collective, have new episodes that debut on Friday nights, so be sure to set your DVRs and keep up! As usual, we talk about Matt James and his hosts of sweaters and turtlenecks that make an appearance throughout the episode. And oh yeah... DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD! The Bachelor exit you've all been waiting for. Along with those three shows, we have a bevy of Real Houeswives to discuss, including Dallas, Atlanta, and Salt Lake City. One took a trip, one finaled, and one... one had a duo... that made me want to fight. I watched the Real Housewives of Dallas and chose violence.

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BONUS EPISODE! Whew Lord... I understand why it costs $25,000,000 to make a single episode of WandaVision. Episode 4 gave us EVERYTHING AND THE TOY FROM A HAPPY MEAL! While the episode did not necessarily introduce any new information, it absolutely gave us a lot of new perspectives and did a LOT of world building... both inside and outside of Westview... or is it Eastview, New Jersey? We even get reunited with some old friends nicknamed Woo Woo and Doc Darce. All I know is that each episode of WandaVision gets me excited for the next!

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Your new weekly reality tv round-up episode is here, and I have to focus on the unmitigated GALL of so many reality tv personalities. Like... LITERALLY EVERYONE! First, I have to decipher the UNMITIGATED GALL of Queen Victoria and the rest of the Bachelor crew and how their karma comes in the form of five new contestants vying for Matt James' turtleneck collection or his heart or his Instagram following or WHATEVER they're really there for. Then I head down to Jackson, Mississippi to discuss the HILARIOUS unmitigated GALL of wig shifts and brunch brawls on Belle Collective. Finally, I head over to Bravo to discuss all of the Housewives THAT I ACKNOWLEDGE... so everyone except Orange County... because Kelly Dodd is now claiming to be black... yes, you read that correctly.

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BONUS EPISODE! Episode 3 of WandaVision was EVERYTHING WE COULD HAVE HOPED FOR AND MORE! We got a rapid pregnancy; we got new mutants; we got young Avengers; we got... ride of Geraldine? Yikes. We got... closer to House of M?! YIPPEE! Did I mention that this episode was in color AND a nod to the Brady Bunch?! Don't worry, we're only yelling WICCAN WICCAN WICCAN and not MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!

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I felt AMAZING recording this episode! I think Miss Rona-19 is finally behind me, and I gave y'all ALL of the energy that ever existed while recording this episode. Along with my usual random, winding rants, I talk to you guys about new shows Bling Empire and Belle Collective, as well as our usual suspects: The Bachelor with Turtleneck James, Real Housewives of Dallas sans centerpiece, Real Housewives of Atlanta starring Titty Cent, and the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City featuring a big man named... Big Daddy. I also give you some homework: continue watching Belle Collective and get ready for Little Women Atlanta!

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BONUS EPISODE! I'm discussing the first two episodes of our new entries into phase four of the Marvel Cinematic Universe: WandaVision on Disney Plus! We meet a ton of new characters, including black female superhero phenom Photon aka Monica Rambeau... well, not quite yet... BUT SOON! We also meet Agatha... or is it Agnes? WE MEET KATHRYN HAHN! Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany aka Wanda Maximoff and THE VISION take us on a trip down memory lane to get a glimpse of all of our favorite Nick at Nite sitcoms! We see I Lovy Lucy; we see the Dick Van Dyke Show; we see Leave It To Beaver! Join me as I relate to how hungry the mom from That 70's Show was in the premiere episode.

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This... is my Usher "Confessions" episode. I start off by telling you a lengthy story about my current health, and I do it the only way that I know how: hilariously. Y'all... MISS RONA AIN'T NO JOKE! I then go on to tell you about a new reality show that I want us all to watch together called Belle Collective on OWN. At the helm is a reality tv PIONEER ANCESTOR by the name of Carlos King, whom we all know as the executive producer and/or creator of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Hollywood Divas, The Next Fifteen, Love and Marriage Huntsville, and many others! Then I discuss all of our weekly favorites, including The Bachelor and a bevy of Real Housewives shows. Lord have mercy, Matt James aka our first Black Bachelor even took to social media to address his disdain for people assuming that he picked a white woman in the end. Now if that isn't enough of a reason for you to tune in to this episode...

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NEW YEAR! NEW INTRO/OUTRO! It's the first reality tv round up episode of 2021, and we've got plenty to discuss! The Bachelor is here, and the bachelor is a good-looking melanated man named Matt James from The Bachelorette season.... oh wait... anyway, that premiere gave us a LOT to discuss! Everything from race to drunken queens to sparkly dildos. We then have a host of Real Housewives cities to visit--including Dallas, Atlanta, and Salt Lake City. Dallas is BACK, and we get to meet the lovely and beautiful Dr. Tiffany Moon...who has Brandi Redmond forced down her throat the entire episode! It may be early, but I'm really digging her already. Our tried and true beef between Kenya and Porsha is slowly reigniting down in Georgia... a state that just turned the Senate BLUE... just an FYI. Hey Stacey Abrams! *insert a big CHESS CAT SMILE HERE* Lastly, we go to Salt Lake City where WE STILL NEED MORE MARY COSBY LIKE WE NEED MORE COWBELL! I don't care that she's blocked me on Instagram; I need her on my screen!

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BEYONCE SELF-TITLED ALBUM LEVEL SURPRISE (but not really)! It's your weekly reality tv roundup episode ONE DAY EARLY! I wanted to gift it to you a tad early in case you're traveling for the holidays... though I know that is unlikely given the current state of the world. But hey! If Cynthia Bailey and Mike Hill can have 250 wedding guests, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! *Insert applicable Disney animation song here* I start off by talking about Cynthia Bailey's wedding dilemmas and some budding friendships over on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, followed by briefly discussing the mess that is the Darby household over on the Real Housewives of Potomac. The majority of this episode is spent dissecting the two-night finale of The Bachelorette, where we get to see sweet, precious Tayshia Adams choose the husband of her dreams... or whatever. Two words: FANTASY... SUITE!

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Gather 'round River Bailey while I gather up all of the reality shows for you to enjoy this week! It's your reality tv roundup episode, and we kick things off with an oversized Bachelorette week, so our discussion has to be JUST AS BIG. The Men Tell All special wasn't nearly as eventful as Pandemic Hometown Week--but WE MUST DISCUSS YOSEF! Then I take you on your weekly tour of the Real Housewives, starting with Atlanta. We met Drew Sidora and Latoya Ali this week, and WHEW do I have some opinions! One thing is certain: Drew's husband made one hell of a first impression. I then attempt to talk to you guys about Salt Lake City, but LORD! It aired at the same time as Jamal Bryant's unexpected Facebook Live! Me being the gracious podcast host that I am watched both simultaneously. All. For. You. We then talk about that very Facebook Live in relation to the Potomac reunion. And yes, we need to discuss... COLORISM!

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