A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons.

Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get her co-worker to stop using her like a therapist, and a couple attempts to “sexually negotiate” with each other.

Afterwards I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who is on vacation alone in Cancun.

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Link to full Cancun video here: https://youtu.be/H4nMLPhUO4Y

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